The Hitman's Bodyguard Quotes

The Hitman's Bodyguard is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Hitman's Bodyguard ended in 1970.

It features Matthew O'Toole, John Thompson, and Les Weldon as producer, Atli Örvarsson in charge of musical score, and Jules O'Loughlin as head of cinematography.

The Hitman's Bodyguard is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Hitman's Bodyguard is 118 minutes long. The Hitman's Bodyguard is distributed by Summit Entertainment.

The cast includes: Ryan Reynolds as Michael Bryce, Samuel L. Jackson as Darius Kincaid, Élodie Yung as Amelia Roussel, Joaquim de Almeida as Jean Foucher, Sam Hazeldine as Garrett, Barry Atsma as Moreno, Gary Oldman as Vladislav Dukhovich, and Samuel L. Jackson as Darius Kinkaid.

The Hitman's Bodyguard Quotes

Ryan Reynolds as Michael Bryce

• (Unnamed) "Good morning, Mr. Bryce. I trust the pickup ran smoothly."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Hand-off was clean. No stops till the exit point."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "Go with God. This man's killed over 150 people."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "250, easy."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Yeah, but they love you. Me, they want to perform an exorcism on."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Question for a higher power. Who is more wicked, he who kills evil motherf***ers or he who protects them?"

• (Ryan Reynolds) "This yours? Is this your cell phone?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I might have taken that off some dead merc."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You might've -- you know, they can track a cell phone. That's why I use a ghost chip in mine so they can't track the phone. I mean, that's how they know where we were. Here I am, I'm plotting courses all over the country, and you're carrying a location beacon in your pocket."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "My bad."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Your bad? You don't even understand how 21st century technology works. I mean, how have you stayed alive this long?"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "While all you guys are wasting your time planning and aiming and deducing, I just do my thing, and my thing has always been better than your f***ing thing."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "You know he's a murderer, right? You're playing nurse to a murderer."
• (Élodie Yung) "A witness."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Really?"
• (Élodie Yung) "Mm-hmm."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Twenty-seven times. That's how many times this asshole has tried to kill me, 27; 28. f***ing Prague."

• (Ryan Reynolds) "My job is to keep you out of harm's way."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "s***, motherf***er. I am harm's way."

Samuel L. Jackson as Darius Kinkaid

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Up on the ledge, dookie man."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You heard me, bitch. Up on the ledge."
• (Gary Oldman) "The look on your face. You're so proud. Darius Kincaid, about to be a hero, save the day. None of that matters. There is no redemption, no atonement for a man like you. Your whole life has been but a trail of corpses, and I will be just another dead body on the pile. Go ahead. Finish me. But don't think for a moment it will change what you are."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I don't give a f*** about all of that."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You f***ed up when you shot my bodyguard."
• (Gary Oldman) "Who?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You're going to pardon an innocent woman? That's mighty f***ing white of you."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You know, Dokhovich's men have killed every single witness bought against them, and my security detail is a dozen off-duty cops?"
• (Élodie Yung) "These are the most highly trained officers in Europe, Mr. Kincaid. We've taken every precaution to make sure that your involvement is completely classified."
• (Joaquim de Almeida) "We have taken every precaution to make sure that your involvement is completely classified."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "It's a secret? That makes me feel so much better."
• (Sam Hazeldine) "Well, I can assure you, even if there was an attempt, we are more than prepared for any assault."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Prepared for that assault, motherf***er?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You f***ed up when you shot my bodyguard."
• (Gary Oldman) "-- Who?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Tick-tock, motherf***er."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn't prepared to wait that long."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "That s*** was two years ago, man. You gonna be a little bitch about it?"
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You're on your own."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Well, good. I'll be safer on my own."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "You won't last one hour without me. You'll be dead in a minute."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're about as useful as a condom in a convent."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Eat my ass."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "That's what she said."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Suck it."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "f*** you."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Motherf***er, I will bust a cap in your ass, if you don't give up that wheel."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Have you ever said please or thank you --"
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "Please, motherf***er."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Why are we always yelling?"

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "I made that jump on one leg."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "I made that jump without jumping."

• (Samuel L. Jackson) "You know, when life gives you s***, you make Kool-Aid."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "That's not really how that expression works."
• (Samuel L. Jackson) "That's the beauty of that motherf***er: life."
• (Ryan Reynolds) "Ah. Yeah, well, life, I mean -- life doesn't usually give you s*** and then turn into a beverage."

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