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The Honeymoon Machine Quotes

The Honeymoon Machine is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Honeymoon Machine ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Weingarten as producer, Leigh Harline in charge of musical score, and Joseph LaShelle as head of cinematography.

The Honeymoon Machine is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Honeymoon Machine is 84 minutes long. The Honeymoon Machine is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The cast includes: Jim Hutton as Jason Eldridge, Brigid Bazlen as Julie Fitch, Paula Prentiss as Pam Dunstan, and William Lanteau as Tommy Dane.

The Honeymoon Machine Quotes

Brigid Bazlen as Julie Fitch

  • (Brigid Bazlen) "We're in the suite below, I must have stepped off at the wrong floor."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "Not as far as I'm concerned."
  • (Brigid Bazlen) "The truth of it is Mr Howard, and this may hurt; you are a nice fellow."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "I deny that."

Paula Prentiss as Pam Dunstan

  • (Paula Prentiss) "I came to Venice to marry Tommy Dane."
  • (Jim Hutton) "If you want to talk about something really ridiculous, you're on the right track. You don't love Tommy Dane; you don't even LIKE Tommy Dane."
  • (Paula Prentiss) "I suppose I love you."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Well, don't you?"
  • (Paula Prentiss) "Yes, heaven help me."
  • (Paula Prentiss) "Say something nice about Tommy Dane or I'm leaving -- Well?"
  • (Jim Hutton) "I'm thinking."

Jim Hutton as Jason Eldridge

  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "Beau'll join you as soon as he gets into his civvies."
  • (Lt. Beau Gilliam) "My civvies?"
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "You brought 'em, didn't ya?"
  • (Lt. Beau Gilliam) "Yeah. But I won't wear 'em, Fergie."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "I beg your pardon?"
  • (Lt. Beau Gilliam) "Well you saw the duty board this morning. We were specifically ordered to wear whites. Any officer caught ashore in his civvies is gonna have his tail in a sling. And the order was signed by Admiral Fitch himself."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "Old Foghorn."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Fergie, we agreed not to break any regulations we didn't have to."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "Uh huh. But we have to. We can't get into the casino in Navy uniforms. It's off limits."
  • (Lt. Beau Gilliam) "Off limits? And in civvies too? I'll be breaking two regulations at once."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "That's right, it's sort of a package deal. Now get in there and get out of that uniform and that's an order, Lieutenant junior grade Gilliam."
  • (Jim Hutton) "Fergie will you stop, we've known each other for years. Besides, she's got 60 million of her own."
  • (Lt. Fergie Howard) "What system do you use?"
  • (Paula Prentiss) "The capitalistic system."

William Lanteau as Tommy Dane

  • (William Lanteau) "Did Pam tell you the good news?"
  • (Jim Hutton) "She told me the news."

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