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The House of Yes Quotes

The House of Yes is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The House of Yes ended in 1970.

It features Robert Berger (producer) as producer, and Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score.

The House of Yes is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The House of Yes is 85 minutes long. The House of Yes is distributed by Miramax Films.

The cast includes: Josh Hamilton as Marty, Parker Posey as Jackie-O, Tori Spelling as Lesly, Geneviève Bujold as Mrs. Pascal, and Freddie Prinze Jr. as Anthony.

The House of Yes Quotes

Parker Posey as Jackie-O

  • (Parker Posey) "I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins."
  • (Parker Posey) "Sorry about that, by the way, I didn't mean to maim you. I only meant to kill you."
  • (Josh Hamilton) "These things happen."
  • (Parker Posey) "Marty and I tell each other everything."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Everything?"
  • (Parker Posey) "We're twins."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Did he tell you about his other girlfriends?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Did he tell you about his other girlfriends?"
  • (Tori Spelling) "There was one, he said."
  • (Parker Posey) "Did he tell you about her?"
  • (Tori Spelling) "No, what was she like?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Who?"
  • (Tori Spelling) "The girl."
  • (Parker Posey) "She wasn't a girl. She was a woman."
  • (Tori Spelling) "She was older than Marty."
  • (Parker Posey) "No, they were almost exactly the same age. Talk about glamorous. She was glamorous."
  • (Tori Spelling) "I thought so."
  • (Parker Posey) "Guess where I am? I'm in a box and I can't get out."
  • (Josh Hamilton) "No. I'm in a box and I can't get out."
  • (Parker Posey) "Well, I'm sorry that wasn't a very good mime, Marty, I didn't see that at all."
  • (Parker Posey) "They've switched me; I used to be green, now I'm brown. I wanted my pills to match my eyes. Color me beautiful."
  • (Parker Posey) "Goo is what tape is all about. Goo is what makes it tape instead of paper."
  • (Parker Posey) "Pennsylvania's just this state that's in your way when you're trying to get someplace else."
  • (Parker Posey) "You be him, and I'll be her."
  • (Parker Posey) "I went through all this trouble to get sane, so you can't just leave."
  • (Parker Posey) "Were you poor? Did you eat chicken pot pie?"
  • (Parker Posey) "It's okay, Anthony. I understand."
  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Understand what?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Just because Marty's attracted to girls doesn't mean you have to be."
  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "I'm attracted to girls."
  • (Parker Posey) "Really? Are you sure?"
  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Yes."
  • (Parker Posey) "Hmm --"
  • (Parker Posey) "Sorry, no pancakes today, I'm afraid."
  • (Parker Posey) "What about what we have?"
  • (Josh Hamilton) "Had"
  • (Parker Posey) "I don't recognize the past tense."
  • (Parker Posey) "Well, there's something I've been meaning to ask you. There's this thing I've heard, and if I thought for one second it was true I'd probably kill myself. Does your fiancee work; in a doughnut shop?"
  • (Parker Posey) "We all have our secrets."
  • (Parker Posey) "I suppose you think I'm going insane just to be fashionable."

Tori Spelling as Lesly

  • (Tori Spelling) "I don't think you're insane."
  • (Parker Posey) "You don't?"
  • (Tori Spelling) "No."
  • (Parker Posey) "You don't think I'm an eensie weensie bit insane?"
  • (Tori Spelling) "I don't think you're insane. I think you're just spoiled."
  • (Parker Posey) "Oh please, if everyone around here is going to start telling the truth, I'm going to bed."
  • (Tori Spelling) "You were spying on us?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "A mother doesn't spy. A mother pays attention."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Is she still here, in Washington?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Very much so. I wonder --"
  • (Tori Spelling) "What?"
  • (Parker Posey) "No, it's none of my business."
  • (Tori Spelling) "What?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Well, if he plans to get together with her while he's home."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Why didn't he marry her?"
  • (Parker Posey) "He couldn't."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Why not?"
  • (Parker Posey) "It was a family thing."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Families objected?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Something like that."
  • (Tori Spelling) "He never told me."
  • (Parker Posey) "Men and their secrets."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Not all men have secrets."
  • (Parker Posey) "We all have our secrets."
  • (Tori Spelling) "I can't talk that way about your brother."
  • (Parker Posey) "Pretend he is not my brother, I do."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Does this happen a lot?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Every god****ed hurricane."

Geneviève Bujold as Mrs. Pascal

  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Men do not marry girls who smell like powdered sugar. They have a sordid affair with them which they recall fondly in their twilight years."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Oh my God, I sounded just like a mother. Didn't I sound just like a mother?"
  • (Josh Hamilton) "You are a mother."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I know, but I still can't believe it. I look at you people and wonder, how did you ever fit in my womb?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go baste the turkey and hide the kitchen knives."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Don't forget your toothbrush."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "There is no television and no food. What else is there to stay up for?"
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "I really have no idea who my children belong to."

Josh Hamilton as Marty

  • (Josh Hamilton) "Leslie, this is Jackie-O."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Hi."
  • (Josh Hamilton) "My Mother. Anthony. Meet Leslie. Leslie and I are engaged."
  • (Parker Posey) "I have to find my hairbrush."
  • (Tori Spelling) "Oh, I have a comb."
  • (Josh Hamilton) "Are you being wise?"
  • (Parker Posey) "One day I woke up wise."
  • (Josh Hamilton) "One day I woke up stupid."
  • (Parker Posey) "What'd you do?"
  • (Josh Hamilton) "I went back to bed."
  • (Parker Posey) "That was wise."

Freddie Prinze Jr. as Anthony

  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "Nobody buys matches. People find matches."
  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "What did it look like?"
  • (Parker Posey) "It looked like a hairbrush, like a brush you brush your hair with."
  • (Geneviève Bujold) "Was it pink?"
  • (Parker Posey) "Yes, it was pink, god**** it. It was pink. It was pink and now is gone."
  • (Freddie Prinze Jr.) "I always carry crazy glue."

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