The In-Laws (1979 film) Quotes

The In-Laws (1979 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The In-Laws stopped airing in 1970.

It features Arthur Hiller, and William Sackheim as producer, John Morris (composer) in charge of musical score, and David M. Walsh as head of cinematography.

The In-Laws (1979 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The In-Laws (1979 film) is 103 minutes long.

The cast includes: Peter Falk as Vince Ricardo, Alan Arkin as Sheldon, Michael Lembeck as Tommy, and Richard Libertini as General Garcia.

The In-Laws (1979 film) Quotes

Alan Arkin as Sheldon

• (Alan Arkin) "Did we hit the little boy on Sixth Avenue?"
• (Peter Falk) "No, we missed him by a good foot and a half."

• (Alan Arkin) "There's no reason to shoot at me, I'm a dentist."

• (Alan Arkin) "Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this."

• (Alan Arkin) "I have flames on my car. I HAVE FLAMES ON MY CAR."

• (Alan Arkin) "You were involved in the Bay of Pigs?"
• (Peter Falk) "Involved? That was my idea."

• (Alan Arkin) "The ocean? It's over the ocean to Scranton, Pennsylvania?"

• (Alan Arkin) "Is he dead?"
• (Peter Falk) "If he's alive, he's putting on a hell of an act, ain't he?"

• (Alan Arkin) "I've only had four women in my life. Two of them, my wife."

Peter Falk as Vince Ricardo

• (Peter Falk) "Serpentine Shelly. Serpentine."

• (Peter Falk) "Are you interested in joining? The benefits are terrific. The trick is not to get killed. That's really the key to the benefit program."

• (Peter Falk) "What do you think will happen when they run off this dough -- and there's trillions of extra dollars, francs, and marks floating around? You've got a collapse of confidence in the currency. People are gonna panic. There's gonna be gold riots, atonal music -- political chaos, mass suicide. Right? It's Germany before Hitler. You can see that. Jesus, I don't know what people are gonna do -- when a six-pack of Budweisers costs $1,200. That'll be awful."

• (Peter Falk) "I was in the jungle; the bush we called it; for approximately nine months --"
• (Alan Arkin) "Nine months. That must have really been something."
• (Peter Falk) "It was. I saw things -- They have tsetse flies down there the size of eagles."

• (Peter Falk) "You know, I'm such a great driver, it's incomprehensible that they took my license away."

• (Peter Falk) "Just go with the flow, Shel, just go with the flow."
• (Alan Arkin) "What flow? There isn't any flow."

• (Peter Falk) "Son, do you remember when we used to play ball on Nagle Avenue?"
• (Michael Lembeck) "No dad, we talked about playing ball on Nagle Avenue, but we never did."

Richard Libertini as General Garcia

• (Richard Libertini) "I am a pacifist by nature with a deep Quaker belief in the sanctity of human life. I wish I had a choice but to kill you."

• (Richard Libertini) "If it wasn't for the church, this flag would be flying at the U.N right now. But no -- they stand in the way, THEY STAND IN THE WAY."

Michael Lembeck as Tommy

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