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The Inbetweeners Movie Quotes

The Inbetweeners Movie is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Inbetweeners Movie ended its run in 1970.

It features Christopher Young as producer, Mike Skinner (musician) in charge of musical score, and Ben Wheeler as head of cinematography.

The Inbetweeners Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Inbetweeners Movie is 97 minutes long. The Inbetweeners Movie is distributed by Film4.

The cast includes: James Buckley as Jay Cartwright, Joe Thomas as Simon Cooper, Simon Bird as Will McKenzie, Blake Harrison as Neil Sutherland, Theo James as James, Lydia Rose Bewley as Jane, Greg Davies as Mr. Gilbert, and Tamla Kari as Lucy.

The Inbetweeners Movie Quotes

Simon Bird as Will McKenzie

  • (Simon Bird) "That's it. Neil, you're right. It may not be paradise, but it's time we started enjoying this place for what it is."
  • (Joe Thomas) "A s***hole?"
  • (Simon Bird) "Yes, but it's our s***hole. So I say, we get out there, and get royally f***ed up on Jay's dead grandad's money."
  • (Simon Bird) "First stop the Minoan palace in Knossos."
  • (James Buckley) "We haven't come half way round the world to look at some f***ing Greek ruins."
  • (Blake Harrison) "Yeah you can see that s*** anywhere."
  • (Simon Bird) "So smelling like an industrial accident in a Lynx factory and looking like the world's s***test boyband, we hit the town."

Theo James as James

  • (Theo James) "You better watch you don't fall overboard."
  • (Lydia Rose Bewley) "Or what? I'll get harpooned because someone will mistake me for a whale? Someone will think they've discovered a new island? All the water will splash over onto the boat? I've heard them all. Take your pick."

Blake Harrison as Neil Sutherland

  • (Blake Harrison) "I stopped believing in god when I realised it was just dog spelt backwards."

Joe Thomas as Simon Cooper

  • (Joe Thomas) "She's also really funny."
  • (Tamla Kari) "In what way?"
  • (Joe Thomas) "Well, you know when something's funny, and people get it?"
  • (Tamla Kari) "Yes --"
  • (Joe Thomas) "So in that way. And also in a comedy way."

James Buckley as Jay Cartwright

  • (James Buckley) "This girl's so wet for me I can hear the waves breaking in her fanny."
  • (James Buckley) "Don't you know about foreign police? They take you up a hill, beat you up and then they bum you."
  • (Blake Harrison) "Yeah. and if they don't kill you, you kill yourself because of the shame of you getting a boner whilst you was being bummed."
  • (James Buckley) "Why go for hamburgers, when you have steak at home?"

Greg Davies as Mr. Gilbert

  • (Greg Davies) "This isn't The Dead Poets Society and I am not that bloke on bbc2 keeps getting kids to sing in choirs. I especially don't want to hear how well you are settling down at uni or how much growing up you have done in the past 12 months. At best I am ambivalent towards most of you, but some of you I actively dislike, for no other reason than your poor personal hygiene or your irritating personalities. I hope I have made myself clear on this point and in case any of you think I am joking, I am not. I assure you, once my legal obligation to look after you best interests is removed, I can be one truly nasty f***er. Good luck with the rest of your lives and try not to kill anyone, it reflects very badly on all of us here."

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