The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love Quotes

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love stopped airing in 1970.

It features Dolly Hall as producer, Terry Dame in charge of musical score, and Tami Reiker as head of cinematography.

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love is 94 minutes long. The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Nicole Ari Parker as Evie, Laurel Holloman as Randy, Laurel Holloman as Friend, Maggie Moore as Wendy, Toby Poser as Lena, Lillian Kiesler as Old Lady, Babs Davy as Waitress, Andrew Wright as Hayjay, Sabrina Artel's Trailer Talk as Vicky, Dale Dickey as Regina, Stephanie Berry as Evelyn Roy, and Nelson Rodríguez as Frank.

The Incredibly True Adventure of Two Girls in Love Quotes

Nicole Ari Parker as Evie

• (Nicole Ari Parker) "I know this sounds weird but I just can't put the air in the tires because I think they're going to blow up in my face."
• (Laurel Holloman) "Well, actually, you know, tires don't blow up from having air put in them, but um, I'll put some air in it if you want me to."

• (Nicole Ari Parker) "Listen, if you guys can't handle it, then you can just dump me right now and not be my friends any more. I'm telling you though, I am still the same Evie. If you can't take it, then you can just get up and leave and we'll never have to speak again."

• (Nicole Ari Parker) "I have to traverse my own landscape."

• (Nicole Ari Parker) "I'm at my wit's end. I really am. I don't know what to do anymore."
• (Laurel Holloman) "Try going out with a married woman."
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "Excuse me?"
• (Laurel Holloman) "Oh nothing. I just said everybody needs love, that's all."

Laurel Holloman as Randy

• (Laurel Holloman) "You know, I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived."

• (Laurel Holloman) "I'll have a beer."
• (Babs Davy) "What kind?"
• (Laurel Holloman) "A Mich."
• (Babs Davy) "A what?"
• (Laurel Holloman) "A Mich -- ya know, Michelob?"
• (Babs Davy) "You got ID?"
• (Laurel Holloman) "s***, ya know, I must've left it at work."
• (Babs Davy) "No ID, no Mich."
• (Laurel Holloman) "Alright then, I'll have a cup of joe."
• (Babs Davy) "A what?"
• (Babs Davy) "Just kidding, two cups of coffee coming up."
• (Laurel Holloman) "Everyone's got to be a kidder."

• (Laurel Holloman) "What's symbiotic mean?"
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "It means when you're really, really close to someone. Like, too close. Like um -- an infant and its mother."
• (Laurel Holloman) "I knew that."

• (Laurel Holloman) "I like poems. I mean, do you like Billie Holiday? I think she's kind of a poet."

• (Laurel Holloman) "You know I hate math -- and English -- and History."

• (Laurel Holloman) "Evie, there's somebody downstairs. Evie. What if it's a murderer or something?"

• (Laurel Holloman) "I think proms are stupid."
• (Sabrina Artel's Trailer Talk) "God, I would've given anything to go to the prom if I had a girlfriend in high school."
• (Toby Poser) "I went to the prom with a girl."
• (Sabrina Artel's Trailer Talk) "Going with your sister doesn't count, Lena."
• (Toby Poser) "She's a good dancer."
• (Dale Dickey) "Don't tell me you wouldn't want to go to the prom with your girlfriend, Randy."
• (Laurel Holloman) "First off, I don't have a girlfriend. Second off, I think proms are stupid. And third off, if I went to the prom, I would go with Frank."
• (Toby Poser) "Frank's a good dancer."

• (Laurel Holloman) "God, Evie, if you were going to turn gay you could've at least chosen someone pretty."

Nelson Rodríguez as Frank

• (Nelson Rodríguez) "I swear I don't know where they are."
• (Dale Dickey) "Frank, do you want us to torture you, or what?"
• (Nelson Rodríguez) "You already are torturing me."
• (Sabrina Artel's Trailer Talk) "Don't hurt him, darling."
• (Stephanie Berry) "Frank, you have to tell us where they are. We have a major crisis on our hands."
• (Toby Poser) "I'll let you borrow my boxing gloves, Frank."
• (Nelson Rodríguez) "Oh Jeez."

Andrew Wright as Hayjay

• (Andrew Wright) "Why do you always make everything an intellectual thing? You never see things from an emotional point of view."

• (Andrew Wright) "Evie, why haven't we seen each other?"
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "Why? Why is the sky blue, okay? Why does the earth turn? Why are people the way they are? Why isn't anyone fighting for change?"
• (Andrew Wright) "I don't know."
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "Why does Ted always tell you what to do? Why do you always listen to him?"
• (Andrew Wright) "Wait a minute, I'm asking you a simple question. It deserves a simple answer."

Dale Dickey as Regina

• (Dale Dickey) "We made it through another day."
• (Toby Poser) "Thank the goddess."

Toby Poser as Lena

• (Toby Poser) "Mono and diglycerides --"
• (Sabrina Artel's Trailer Talk) "Lena, if you don't stop reading that stuff out loud, I'm going to kill you."

Stephanie Berry as Evelyn Roy

• (Stephanie Berry) "It's a girl. Get her out of here."

• (Stephanie Berry) "Evie, do you have something you want to tell me?"
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "What? No."
• (Stephanie Berry) "Honey, if you can't tell me, you can't tell anyone. You know that."
• (Nicole Ari Parker) "Mom, why is it that every time I try to separate from you, which is a totally normal adolescent impulse, and in fact, crucial to my adult development, you come back with that weird thing about me telling you what I can't tell the rest of the world?"

Maggie Moore as Wendy

• (Maggie Moore) "I just wanted to say that You-know-who is all brawn and no bite."
• (Laurel Holloman) "Thanks for the info."

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