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The Inspector General (1949 film) Quotes

The Inspector General (1949 film) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The Inspector General stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jerry Wald; Sylvia Fine as producer, Johnny Green in charge of musical score, and Elwood Bredell as head of cinematography.

The Inspector General (1949 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Inspector General (1949 film) is 100 minutes long. The Inspector General (1949 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Alan Hale, Sr. as Kovatch, Danny Kaye as Georgi, Gene Lockhart as The Mayor, Danny Kaye as Gregor, Walter Slezak as Yakov, and Rhys Williams as Inspector General.

The Inspector General (1949 film) Quotes

Danny Kaye as Georgi

  • (Danny Kaye) "Be arrogant, be elegant, be smart."
  • (Danny Kaye) "Drink to me only wi-ith thine eye-eyes / And I will drink with my nose."
  • (Danny Kaye) "Give 'em the fist, give 'em the wrist, give 'em the finger."
  • (Danny Kaye) "Oh, I have no wife. None of my family had wives. My father didn't like wives. I mean, my mother didn't like my father's wives."
  • (Danny Kaye) "The Inspector General. Yes, he has full power from the Emperor himself. And wherever he finds bribery and corruption, there the gallows and the firing squad go to work. More."
  • (Gene Lockhart) "What does he look like, this Inspector General?"
  • (Danny Kaye) "Who knows? A man of mystery. Five days he was in our midst and no one even suspected it. He went everywhere, saw everything, and uncovered such corruption that even I was shocked."

Alan Hale, Sr. as Kovatch

  • (Alan Hale, Sr.) "Oh, I love my family, but I'd give my six kids to get rid of my wife."

Walter Slezak as Yakov

  • (Walter Slezak) "May I become a wandering gypsy if I'm not telling the truth."
  • (Danny Kaye) "But you ARE a wandering gypsy."
  • (Walter Slezak) "That proves I'm telling the truth."

Gene Lockhart as The Mayor

  • (Gene Lockhart) "You idiot. Did you search him? Question him?"
  • (Alan Hale, Sr.) "Well -- it was so near lunchtime."
  • (Gene Lockhart) "The hospital; have you cleaned it up?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, you could eat off the floors. We put sheets on the bed, and we got the goats out of surgery. I put charts on the foot of each patient's bed indicating the nature of their illness."
  • (Gene Lockhart) "Good. Now at least they'll know what they died from."

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