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The Jeffersons (South Park) Quotes

The Jeffersons (South Park) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Jeffersons completed its run in 1970.

The Jeffersons (South Park) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Freeze, Jefferson, the gig is up. you are wanted for child molestation."
  • (Unnamed) "No. I am sick and tired of people harrassing Mr. Jefferson. All I've been hearing since Mr. Jefferson moved here are sick lies: that he molests children, that he's a bad father, that he had plastic surgery."
  • (Michael Jackson) "That's ignorant."
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, maybe Mr. Jefferson is a little different. But that's because he had to work all the time when he was young and missed out on his childhood. What's wrong with wanting to have the innocence and beauty of a child?"
  • (Unnamed) "All right, let's just say all the bad things said about Mr. Jefferson are lies. Let's just say the police do just go around spending their time framing people for crimes they didn't commit. Let's say it's all made up and Mr. Jefferson is just a nice guy who is trying to be a child because he never had a childhood. Well that's fine, except he has children now, and when people have children, they have to GROW UP."
  • (Michael Jackson) "You're right. I've been so obsessed with my childhood that I've forgotten about Blanket's. I thought having lot's of rides and toys was enough, but Blanket doesn't need a playmate. He needs a father and a normal life. Blanket, I wanna give away all my money. I wanna get a normal job and take a shot at raising you in a normal setting."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, if you're gonna give away all your money, I guess we'll drop the charges. No point in putting another poor black man in jail."
  • (Unnamed) "All right. Things just might work out."
  • (Blanket) "Hey, guys."
  • (Unnamed) "Hi, Blanket. Uh look, we're going to help my dad chop wood. You wanna come with?"
  • (Blanket) "Really? You mean it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh yay. My friends are here. Come inside and play."
  • (Unnamed) "Um, actually, Mr. Jefferson, we were seeing if Blanket wanted to chop wood with us."
  • (Unnamed) "Chop wood? No, that's ignorant. That's poopie work. Blanket and me wanna play."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, thanks for doing this for us, Kenny."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah, sure. Whatever?"
  • (Unnamed) "We've got to rescue Blanket from Mr. Jefferson."
  • (Unnamed) "Are you guys sure this is going to work?"
  • (Unnamed) "Mr. Jefferson is trying so hard to be a kid that he doesn't even pay enough attention to the little guy."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, but you guys owe me big time."
  • (Unnamed) "So, Mr. Jefferson, I hear you're from Kentucky."
  • (Michael Jackson) "Uh yeah, Kentucky, yeah."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought you all were from Illinois."
  • (Michael Jackson) "No, that's ignorant."
  • (Unnamed) "All right, but you guys owe me for this."
  • (Unnamed) "Dude, whatever. At least you finally get to do something."
  • (Unnamed) "You guys. What the hell is going on out there?"
  • (Mr Jefferson) "Blanket come and play with me."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh wait. I'm not blanket. Stop. Stop."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh my god. He killed Kenny."
  • (Unnamed) "You bastard."

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