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The Jerky Boys: The Movie Quotes

The Jerky Boys: The Movie is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Jerky Boys: The Movie completed its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, Ira Newborn in charge of musical score, and Ueli Steiger as head of cinematography.

The Jerky Boys: The Movie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Jerky Boys: The Movie is 81 minutes long. The Jerky Boys: The Movie is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Brett Weir as Johnny.

The Jerky Boys: The Movie Quotes

Brett Weir as Johnny

  • (Unnamed) "Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir."
  • (Brett Weir) "Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, you two, Johnny and Kamal, get back to work, we got a job to finish here."
  • (Brett Weir) "Oh, were you trying to get me, sweetie cakes?"
  • (Unnamed) "god****it Johnny, cut the bulls***, huh?"
  • (Brett Weir) "Oh, yeah? Why don't you come up here and show me your toolbox? We can go up on the bridge and I'll fur you up head up first into a f***in' sailor dive and I'll join with you down in the water and I'll rub all sea weed all over your ass and you neck and s***. Oooh, we'll have a good time."
  • (Unnamed) "That's it, you two. You're fired."
  • (Brett Weir) "Oh, God. My mother, she woke me up today. She poured a hot pan of grease all over my chest and my ass and genitals and I fell down the stairs and my shoes fell off."
  • (Burger Bob Customer) "What does that have to do with ANYTHING?"
  • (Brett Weir) "Because I can't see damn it, you son of a bitch"

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