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The Kiss Seen Around the World Quotes

The Kiss Seen Around the World is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Kiss Seen Around the World ended its run in 1970.

The Kiss Seen Around the World Quotes

  • (Meg Griffin) "Give it to me."
  • (Neil Goldman) "What's that?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "Give it to me, Neil."
  • (Meg Griffin) "Give it to me. Give it to me, Neil."
  • (Neil Goldman) "Yeah. That'll work just fine."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "I say, Constable, I'd like to report the theft of my tricycle."
  • (Unnamed) "Aww, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where your mommy?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "How dare you condescend to me. I demand justice."
  • (Man) "I'm here to turn myself in. I have a dismembered Baltic hooker bleeding through the tarp in my trunk."
  • (Unnamed) "Aw, look at the little baby. Aren't you cute? Where your mommy?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Gah."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "You know, my hooligan friend, I've been racking my brain in a thus-far fruitless attempt to resolve our recent unpleasantness. But then it dawned on me, your cruelty merely stems from some deep-seated inner pain. So the obvious remedy is a healthy dose of --"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "- OUTER PAIN."
  • (Neil Goldman) "What I'm about to show you is a fight scene from Star Trek season 1, episode 18. And as a bonus, I'm going to identify when it's Shatner and when it's his stunt double, Fred Lubins. Let's watch."
  • (Neil Goldman) "That's Shatner, of course. That's Lubins. And that's Shatner. And that's Lubins. That's Shatner. That's Lubins. And that's Shatner, but when I freeze-frame you can clearly see Lubins' coffee cup sitting on that rock."
  • (Meg Griffin) "He is the biggest dork on the planet."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, totally."
  • (Neil Goldman) "And so, because of his rough-and-tumble style of command, Captain Kirk is clearly superior to Jean-Luc Picard. Any questions?"
  • (Neil Goldman) "Me-e-eg?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "No. Leave me alone."
  • (Teacher) "Thank you, Neil, for that incredibly irrelevant presentation. We all know Captain Picard is the superior officer."
  • (Neil Goldman) "Try to move on my woman, will you, Tom Tucker? Well, no one crosses Neil Goldman and gets away with it."
  • (Neil Goldman) "I added a little something to your coffee that I don't think you're going to like."
  • (Neil Goldman) "Here's your coffee, Mr. Tucker."
  • (Tom Tucker) "What the hell is in this?"
  • (Neil Goldman) "Sweet'N Low. That's for trying to steal my woman."
  • (Tom Tucker) "Go back and bring it to me with urine in it like I asked."
  • (Neil Goldman) "Yes, sir."
  • (Unnamed) "I've got Hugh Downs up here, and I'm gonna splatter his distinguished career all the over the pavement."
  • (Hugh Downs) "Hey, why me? Why the media?"
  • (Unnamed) "I've got my reasons. Dan Rather thinks he can just condense a whole day's worth of events into a half-hour."
  • (Hugh Downs) "Oh, don't get me started on Rather, that arrogant jerk."
  • (Unnamed) "Really? You know him?"
  • (Hugh Downs) "Well, I'm Hugh Downs, I know everybody. In fact, he's right down there."
  • (Unnamed) "Where?"
  • (Hugh Downs) "Ha ha. See ya later, sucker. And by the way, Rather is an OK guy in small doses."
  • (Tom Tucker) "I'm sorry but there's a handsome man in my spoon. You'll have to come back later."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Look, it's dancing with me. It's like there's this incredibly benevolent force that wants me to know there's no reason to be afraid. Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world it makes my heart burst."
  • (God) "It's just some trash blowing in the wind. Do you have any idea how complicated your circulatory system is?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "I just want to kill myself. I'm going upstairs right now and eat a whole bowl of peanuts."
  • (Meg Griffin) "I'm allergic to peanuts."
  • (Meg Griffin) "You don't know anything about me."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Who was that guy?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Come on, Stewie, your mom and I have something for ya."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Oh, let me guess, you've picked out yet another colorful box with a crank that I'm expected to turn and turn until OOP. Big shock, a Jack pops out. And you laugh and the kids laugh and the dog laughs and I die a little inside."
  • (Diane Simmons) "Oh, God, I can't hire any of these girls. They're all too pretty. Their breasts are too perky."
  • (Diane Simmons) "Perfect."
  • (Diane Simmons) "Congratulations, you got the job."
  • (Tom Tucker) "And here's where we produce our in-studio celebrity interviews. I just did one with Dustin Hoffman. He's almost impossible to book but we got him."
  • (Tom Tucker) "So, Dustin, it's been a while. I gotta say, you look great."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Are you trying to seduce me --"
  • (Unnamed) "- Mr. Tucker?"
  • (Tom Tucker) "I am not tying to seduce you, Dustin Hoffman, you really look great."
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Uh oh, 12 minutes to Wapner."
  • (Tom Tucker) "Yes, I understand your hectic schedule. Well, Dustin, we really appreciate you taking the time to be with us here in the studio. If there's anything I can ever do for you --"
  • (Dustin Hoffman) "Bring me Peter Pan."
  • (Tom Tucker) "I'll keep my eye out for him. Thanks, Dustin."
  • (Tom Tucker) "He's this tall."
  • (Lois Griffin) "What's going on down here?"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Uh, we're playing 'House'."
  • (Lois Griffin) "That boy is all tied up."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Roman Polanski's house."
  • (Meg Griffin) "Oh my God. I'm missing the news."
  • (Peter Griffin) "We all miss The News, Meg. But Huey Lewis needs time to create, we have to learn to be patient."
  • (Tom Tucker) "Hey, look who's here, Diane, it's our bright-eyed young interns. Did you two remember to wear your eager caps?"
  • (Meg Griffin) "I sure did, Mr. Tucker."
  • (Diane Simmons) "Great, cos you two are gonna have so much fun."
  • (Tom Tucker) "Don't act any cheerier, Diane, you'll give us all diabetes."
  • (Diane Simmons) "Bite me, Tom."

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