The Ladies Man (2000 film) Quotes

The Ladies Man (2000 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Ladies Man stopped airing in 1970.

It features Lorne Michaels as producer, Marcus Miller in charge of musical score, and Johnny E. Jensen as head of cinematography.

The Ladies Man (2000 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Ladies Man (2000 film) is 84 minutes long. The Ladies Man (2000 film) is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Tim Meadows as Leon Phelps, Boyd Banks as Soul Station Manager, John Witherspoon as Scrap Iron, and Will Ferrell as Lance DeLune.

The Ladies Man (2000 film) Quotes

Tim Meadows as Leon Phelps

• (Tim Meadows) "I will probably begin with a very classy first line -- something like: say, sweet thing, can I buy you a fish sandwich?"

• (Tim Meadows) "Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool."

• (Tim Meadows) "What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps"

• (Tim Meadows) "Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man."

• (Tim Meadows) "How long have you been uhh nunnin' it up?"

• (Tim Meadows) "Well, listen baby. My car, uh, doesn't exist, so --"

• (Tim Meadows) "Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it."

• (Tim Meadows) "But guys you can not blame the wang."

• (Tim Meadows) "My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society -- bus station skank."

• (Tim Meadows) "Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh -- was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

• (Tim Meadows) "Listen. I don't care what you say. Chlamydia is a soup. It's my opinion. I can have that if I'd like. You don't have to argue. I've seen it on the grocery store shelf. Don't argue with me about it. I don't care if you are a doctor."

• (Tim Meadows) "So -- you -- don't want a fish sandwich?"

Will Ferrell as Lance DeLune

• (Will Ferrell) "Wow, we really didn't think that through."

Boyd Banks as Soul Station Manager

• (Boyd Banks) "Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?"
• (Tim Meadows) "Yeah, that's "da butt.""

John Witherspoon as Scrap Iron

• (John Witherspoon) "Boy you just ate some s***."

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