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The Ladykillers Quotes

The Ladykillers is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Ladykillers ended in 1970.

It features Michael Balcon as producer, Tristram Cary in charge of musical score, and Otto Heller as head of cinematography.

The Ladykillers is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Ladykillers is 97 minutes long. The Ladykillers is distributed by The Rank Organisation (UK).

The cast includes: Katie Johnson as Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce, Alec Guinness as Professor Marcus, Herbert Lom as Louis, and Peter Sellers as Harry.

The Ladykillers Quotes

Katie Johnson as Mrs. Louisa Wilberforce

  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh, oh dear, oh dear. Poor Mr. Robinson."
  • (Katie Johnson) "I'm so sorry, Major Courtney, but I'm afraid General Gordon has bitten Mr. Robinson's finger. Now he's on the top of the cabinet and refuses to come down."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Mr. Robinson is on top of the cabinet?"
  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh, no Mr. Harvey. General Gordon. Mr. Lawson, you're the tallest. Do you think you could try to get him down for us?"
  • (Unnamed) "Sure, I'll get 'im, mum"
  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh, I feel I'm being such a bother."
  • (Herbert Lom) "How could you possibly think a thing like that?"
  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh, you are kind."
  • (Katie Johnson) "-- May I ask you where you studied?"
  • (Unnamed) "-- Well, I didn't really study any place, Lady -- I just sort of -- picked it up."
  • (Katie Johnson) "You know, I was so surprised when I heard what you were playing. It brought back something that, really, I'd completely forgotten all about: my 21st birthday party. You see, my father had engaged a string quintet to come in and play in the evening; and while they were playing Boccherini, someone came in and said the old queen had passed away. And everyone went home. And that was the end of my party, all that time ago, in Pembroke."
  • (Katie Johnson) "Well, if you'll excuse me, I'll run and make the tea. The kettle must be nearly on the boil."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's she talkin' about? Old queen who?"
  • (Katie Johnson) "It won't do any harm to tell you now that Major Courtney has gone to the police. They'll be here shortly."
  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh. Whatever is that?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "I expect something fell off the roof, mum."
  • (Katie Johnson) "The roof?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Probably a -- chimney-pot."
  • (Katie Johnson) "A chimney-pot?"
  • (Alec Guinness) "See who it is, Harry"
  • (Unnamed) "Mrs. Wilberforce, wait. Just a moment."
  • (Unnamed) "You forgot it, mum."
  • (Katie Johnson) "Oh. Oh, no I don't think I want it. I never liked it. Now I can buy a dozen new ones."
  • (Katie Johnson) "Simply try for one hour to behave like gentlemen."

Herbert Lom as Louis

  • (Herbert Lom) "Excuse me, Major Courtney, I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea?"
  • (Katie Johnson) "I wonder if perhaps you'd like some tea, Major Courtney?"
  • (Unnamed) "Are we supposed to make noises with these things? What kind o' noises?"
  • (Herbert Lom) "Who is she?"
  • (Alec Guinness) "Not "noises," One-Round, music."
  • (Herbert Lom) "I said what does she mean, you --"

Alec Guinness as Professor Marcus

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