The Last Detail Quotes

The Last Detail is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Last Detail completed its run in 1970.

It features Gerald Ayres as producer, Johnny Mandel in charge of musical score, and Michael Chapman (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Last Detail is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last Detail is 103 minutes long. The Last Detail is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Randy Quaid as Meadows, Michael Moriarty as Marine, Gilda Radner as Nichiren Shoshu Leader, Gilda Radner as Nichiren Shoshu Member, and Carol Kane as Young Whore.

The Last Detail Quotes

Randy Quaid as Meadows

• (Budduskey) "I am the motherf***ing shore patrol, motherf***er. I am the motherf***ing shore patrol. Give this man a beer."
• (Randy Quaid) "I don't want a beer."
• (Budduskey) "You're gonna have a f***in' beer."

• (Randy Quaid) "Hey, you guys mind if I say somethin'? That guy at the bar, why did you get so mad at him? I don't blame him not givin' me a beer."
• (Buddusky) "Hey, don't you never get mad at nobody?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Well, sure I do, yeah."
• (Mulhall) "Who do you get mad at?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Not at somebody who's doing their job."
• (Buddusky) "Who, then?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Injustice."
• (Buddusky) "Bulls***. You never get mad at nobody. You're just a p*****."
• (Randy Quaid) "I do too get mad."
• (Mulhall) "Did you ever get mad at the old man for what he done to you?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Well, he was just --"
• (Buddusky) "-- doin' his job. Hey, they're gonna take eight years outta your life, man."
• (Randy Quaid) "Six years. You said six."
• (Buddusky) "Hey, what the f*** difference does it make? You don't even care about it."
• (Mulhall) "Come on, Badass, that don't help him."
• (Buddusky) "f*** help, f*** fair. f*** injustice. Don't you ever just wanna f***in' whomp and stomp on someone, bite off their ear, just to do it? I mean just to do it, just to get it out of your system?"

• (Randy Quaid) "Drop your socks and grab your cocks, we're going to a party."
• (Buddusky) "If this kid gets p***** out of this, I'll eat my f***ing flat hat, man."

• (Mulhall) "You gotta' help me get Buddusky outta' here. He's bettin' with our travel money."
• (Randy Quaid) "He's losing, too."
• (Mulhall) "Yeah."
• (Buddusky) "Now, don't worry about a thing. I'm hustling this guy, understand? I got him right where I want him."
• (Randy Quaid) "Well, maybe he's hustling you ?"
• (Buddusky) "Yeah, maybe he is, but, uh, this is not the time to argue about it, because if I don't win, we don't leave New York, huh? Ha ha ha --"
• (Mulhall) "Fourteen years -- fourteen motherf***ing years."

• (Buddusky) "Jesus, huh? What a bunch of candy-asses."
• (Mulhall) "Ever hear such happy horses***?"
• (Buddusky) "That one guy was a big homo, heh?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Yeah, but you guys, he sure was a happy homo."

• (Randy Quaid) "I do remember something I got mad at. Something when I was in the brig, a Marine did."
• (Buddusky) "What happened? Grunts beat you up?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Yeah -- but that didn't get me mad."
• (Buddusky) "Well, god**** it, what did get you mad?"
• (Randy Quaid) "This Marine guard -- he asked me if I believed in Jesus Christ. And I said, "Yeah." And he said that from now on, he was Jesus Christ, and I shouldn't ever forget it."
• (Buddusky) "What did you do? Did you hit him?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Now can you imagine that? That's awful."
• (Buddusky) "Did you cold-cock him?"
• (Randy Quaid) "He better hope the Chaplain don't catch him at that."
• (Mulhall) "s*** -- most of the Navy Chaplains I know, they want to stand up on the bridge with the old man and look through aviator sunglasses."
• (Randy Quaid) "Mule -- it takes a lot of dedication to be a Chaplain in the Navy."
• (Mulhall) "It don't take diddly-s***, man."

• (Mulhall) "Well, what are we gonna' do?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Take off your shoes."
• (Buddusky) "Must be one of them Jap joints where we gotta' take off all our shoes. Know what I mean?"

• (Randy Quaid) "After -- after -- well maybe it was an act for her. I mean I know she was a whore. But I think she liked me."
• (Buddusky) "They got feelings just like everybody else, kid; she probably did."
• (Randy Quaid) "Well, it was real for me. That's what counts."

• (Randy Quaid) "I had 'em with me."

• (Buddusky) "You wanna try it again, kid?"
• (Randy Quaid) "Yeah."
• (Buddusky) "Okay, honey."
• (Mulhall) "Don't worry about it, kid -- plenty more where that came from."
• (Buddusky) "We got all night, kid."

• (Randy Quaid) "If you're Catholic, do you think it's, uh, sacrilegious to chant?"
• (Buddusky) "Did it get you laid?"
• (Randy Quaid) "No."
• (Buddusky) "Then Meadows, what the f*** do you want to go on chanting for?"
• (Mulhall) "Chant your ass off, kid. But any p***** you get in this world, you gonna have to pay for, one way or another."
• (Buddusky) "Hallelujah."

• (Randy Quaid) "Are they really doing that when they take that picture?"
• (Buddusky) "Well kid, there's more things in this life than you can possibly imagine. I knew a whore once in Wilmington. She had a glass eye -- used to take it out and wink people off for a dollar."

Gilda Radner as Nichiren Shoshu Member

• (Gilda Radner) "But now I, well, I really love the clarinet and I can't even remember why I wanted the flute in the first place."

• (Gilda Radner) "Welcome to a Nichiren Shoshu discussion meeting. Tonight throughout the city there are actually; there are hundreds of meetings like this going on, where people are learning about Nam-myoho-renge-kyo and Gohonzon."
• (Randy Quaid) "What's a "gohonzon"?"
• (Buddusky) "Shhh. I'll tell ya 'bout it later."

Michael Moriarty as Marine

• (Marine O.D.) "Sailor looks like he's lost something."
• (Michael Moriarty) "Probably has trouble finding it with those thirteen buttons."
• (Buddusky) "If I was a Marine, I wouldn't have to f*** with no thirteen buttons. I'd just take my hat off."

• (Michael Moriarty) "I call Karate."
• (Mulhall) "And I call you a motherf***er."

Carol Kane as Young Whore

• (Carol Kane) "Jesus Christ. That's what I call quick."

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