The Last Time I Saw Archie Quotes

The Last Time I Saw Archie is a television program that debuted in 1970 . The Last Time I Saw Archie ended its run in 1970.

It features Jack Webb as producer, Frank Comstock in charge of musical score, and Joseph MacDonald as head of cinematography.

The Last Time I Saw Archie is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Last Time I Saw Archie is 98 minutes long. The Last Time I Saw Archie is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Robert Strauss as MSgt. Stanley Erlenheim, Robert Mitchum as Archie Hall, France Nuyen as Cindy Hamilton, Jack Webb as William 'Bill' Bowers, Joe Flynn as Pvt. Russell Drexler, and Louis Nye as Pvt. Sam Beacham.

The Last Time I Saw Archie Quotes

Jack Webb as William 'Bill' Bowers

• (Jack Webb) "No luck huh?"
• (Robert Mitchum) "Oh this goes way, way beyond luck, buddy. I think we may have finally reached the point where we're operating in the realm of the supernatural."

• (Jack Webb) "And that was when the Vigaro hit the Mixmaster."

Robert Mitchum as Archie Hall

• (Robert Mitchum) "Were you as shocked as I was about the fuss all those guys put up about us getting passes?"
• (Jack Webb) "It wasn't that so much as it was that we were the only two in our barracks not on that KP list. Several of them were muttering something about "those two no-good duty sergeant-bribing gold-bricks who better not show their faces around there again.""
• (Robert Mitchum) "Well, what makes them think it's such a treat for US to show THEM our faces?"

• (Robert Mitchum) "-- The point I'm trying to make is about the handicap I'm under in my relation to girls."
• (France Nuyen) "What handicap?"
• (Robert Mitchum) "My natural honesty, my basic decency, my over-developed sense of what is right and what's wrong."
• (France Nuyen) "I could see where those things would be a handicap. I mean, even if you can't lie to a girl -- even just a little?"
• (Robert Mitchum) "-- What were we talking about?"
• (France Nuyen) "Will I see you tomorrow?"
• (Robert Mitchum) "Well, of course, like any soldier, I have my duties to perform."
• (France Nuyen) "Shall I pick you up here or in town?"
• (Robert Mitchum) "Here, if you don't mind. That bus ride into town is strictly for the rookies."

Joe Flynn as Pvt. Russell Drexler

• (Joe Flynn) "Have you seen the newsreel shots of those English glider invasions? The whole idea seems to be to try and crash through as many fences as you can before you burst into flames."

Robert Strauss as MSgt. Stanley Erlenheim

• (Robert Strauss) "Well -- it ain't been over two weeks ago since I read this article in some magazine."
• (Duty Sgt. Malcolm Greenbriar) "What was this article on?"
• (Robert Strauss) "G2."
• (Duty Sgt. Malcolm Greenbriar) "Intelligence?"
• (Robert Strauss) "And this article tells how these guys in G2, no matter what is their actual rank, can go around posin' as anything they want. A private in G2 can put on a general's uniform, or a general in G2 can put on a private's uniform, or anything in between."
• (Duty Sgt. Malcolm Greenbriar) "Which do you think it is in this case?"
• (Robert Strauss) "Well -- if a man is a private and he has the chance to be anything he wants, would you suppose he would go right on pretending to be a private?"
• (Duty Sgt. Malcolm Greenbriar) "Nosiree, boy. 'Cause any ordinary dogface knows what they can expect out of life -- as an ordinary dogface -- Nothin'. Stanley, Stanley, for the first time, I think I see what you mean. If they ain't privates masquerading as privates, then they gotta be something else masquerading as privates."
• (Robert Strauss) "Would our colonel be so free with his car and women unless he's ranked and feels that he ain't got no choice except to grin and shut up?"
• (Duty Sgt. Malcolm Greenbriar) "Private Archie Hall is a general in G2."

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