(Article is below...)

The Lip Reader Quotes

The Lip Reader is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Lip Reader ended in 1970.

The Lip Reader Quotes

  • (George Costanza) "All right. All right. What, what are they saying?"
  • (Kramer) "Hi, Gwen. High tide."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "High tide?"
  • (Kramer) "Hi Todd."
  • (Kramer) "You got something in between your teeth."
  • (George Costanza) "Where?"
  • (Kramer) "No, that's what he said."
  • (Kramer) "That's interesting. I love carrots, but I hate carrot soup. And I hate peas, but I love pea soup."
  • (Kramer) "So do I, huh?"
  • (Elaine Benes) "So wild. Can I borrow her for a few hours tomorrow afternoon?"
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "No, if I lend her to you, I have to lend her to everybody."
  • (Gwen) "I don't envy you, Todd. This place is gonna be a mess."
  • (Todd) "Well, maybe you can stick around after everybody leaves and we can sweep together."
  • (Kramer) "Why don't stick around and we could sleep together?"
  • (George Costanza) "What?"
  • (Kramer) "You want me to sleep with you?"
  • (Todd) "I don't wanna sweep alone."
  • (Kramer) "He says, "I don't wanna sleep alone." And she says, "Oh, boy. Love to.""
  • (George Costanza) "All right. That's it."
  • (George Costanza) "So, you get rid of me and now the two of you are gonna sleep together?"
  • (Gwen) "What? You're crazy."
  • (Kramer) "What? You're crazy."
  • (George Costanza) "I heard your whole conversation."
  • (Gwen) "How?"
  • (Kramer) "How?"
  • (George Costanza) "I can read lips. You said, "let's sleep together.""
  • (Gwen) "No, I didn't. I said "sweep." Let's sweep together, you know, like with a"
  • (Gwen) "broom, cleaning up?"
  • (George Costanza) "Sweep?"
  • (Gwen) "Yes. Sweep."
  • (Kramer) "Jerry, do me a favor. Next time you see that lineswoman, ask her how ball boys get that job. I'd love to do that."
  • (Jerry Seinfeld) "I think perhaps you've overlooked one of the key aspects of this activity- It's ball boys, not ball men. There are no ball men."
  • (Elaine Benes) "I'm going to have to be honest with you. I'm going deaf."
  • (Gwen) "It's not you. It's me."
  • (George Costanza) "You're giving me the "it's not you, its me" routine? I invented "it's not you, it's me". Nobody tells me "it's not them it's me". If it's anybody, it's me."
  • (Gwen) "All right. George, it's you."
  • (George Costanza) "You're damn right it's me."

Add or Update Quotes

If you have a quote to add or change and want to let us know, please fill in the form below. Include the time in the film/video if possible so we can find it.




Additional Film and TV Quotes

The Implant Quotes | The Old Man (Seinfeld) Quotes | The Parking Space Quotes | The Letter (Seinfeld) Quotes | The Limo (Seinfeld) Quotes | The Alternate Side Quotes | The Busboy Quotes | The Deal (Seinfeld) Quotes | The Statue (Seinfeld) Quotes | Air Buddies Quotes | Moonrunners Quotes | Healthy, Wealthy and Wise Quotes | The Last Kiss (2006 film) Quotes | Juana la virgen Quotes | The Last Metro Quotes | Ike: Countdown to D-Day Quotes | Vasool Raja MBBS Quotes | Germany, Year Zero Quotes | RoboCop: The Animated Series Quotes | The Ride (The Sopranos) Quotes | RoboCop: Alpha Commando Quotes | Robbery Homicide Division Quotes | The Ugly Dachshund Quotes | 18 Fingers of Death! Quotes | Mixed Nuts Quotes |