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The List (The Office) Quotes

The List (The Office) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The List stopped airing in 1970.

The List (The Office) Quotes

  • (Ryan Howard) "Oh, this crust is sharp."
  • (Stanley Hudson) "I came up with a new thing this summer. I act like I'm telling someone how to do something. I go on with a long description and then I say, "and shove it up your butt". It's stupid, but it's my thing now."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Kids, don't try planking. It's dangerous."
  • (Dwight Schrute) "Especially with me around."
  • (Robert California) "Let me tell you some things I find productive. Positive reinforcement. Negative reinforcement. Honesty. I'll tell you some things I find unproductive. Constantly worrying about where you stand based on inscrutable social clues and then inevitably reframing it all in a reassuring way so that you can get to sleep at night. No I do not believe in that at all. If I invited you to lunch I think you're a winner, if I didn't I don't, but I just met you all. Life is long, opinions change. Winners prove me right. Losers prove me wrong."
  • (Andy Bernard) "Hey Pam, chins up. Ok, bad joke."

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