The Live Ghost Quotes

The Live Ghost is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Live Ghost ended its run in 1970.

It features Hal Roach as producer, and Art Lloyd as head of cinematography.

The Live Ghost is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Live Ghost is 20:50 long. The Live Ghost is distributed by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer.

The Live Ghost Quotes

• (Captain) "Get for'ard."
• (Captain) "Heyyy; I said "FOR'ARD"."
• (Stanley) "What's the matter with it? Can you see anything?"
• (Oliver) "There's nothing wrong with it that I can see."
• (Captain) "Oh, come ON, here. Come ON."

• (Captain) "If anybody ever mentions the word "ghost" to me, I'm gonna twist his head around so that when he's walking north he'll be looking south."

• (Oliver) "That'll do."
• (Stanley) "Poor fella -- you think he's gone to Heaven?"
• (Oliver) "I'm afraid not; - I guess probably he went to the OTHER place. Get me a large piece of coal."
• (Stanley) "Why? Do you have to bring your own coal with you when you go to the "other place"?"
• (Oliver) "Why, certainly NOT; - that's to weight the bag down so it'll SINK. Now get the coal -- WAIT A MINUTE;"
• (Oliver) "give me that lantern. You wanna leave me here in the DARK? Go on and get the coal. You're always thinking of yourSELF."

• (Sailor) "Now would be a good time to get back aboard ship and fix those two guys that shanghaied us."
• (Sailor) "Swell. I want the big guy."

• (Oliver) "GHOSTS. You make me sick. You'll make me catch my DEATH OF COLD looking for GHOSTS."
• (Oliver) "One of these days you're gonna let your imagination run AMUCK."
• (Oliver) "In the first place, there's no such thing as a GHOST. You heard what the Captain said. He; -"
• (Drunken sailor) "HI."
• (Oliver) "AAAAHHHHOOOOWHHH. OH-HOH-HOH-HOH."
• (Drunken sailor) "Whutch-s'matter?"

• (Oliver) "I'd better go in this time; - they'll know you by now."
• (Oliver) "And lay it ohhnnn HEAVY."
• (Sailor at Table) "What're ye gonna do with that?"
• (Oliver) "I'll bet you a dollar that you can't put this egg in your mouth without breaking it."
• (Sailor at Table) "Can YOU do it?"
• (Oliver) "Why, of course."
• (Sailor at Table) "You do it fuhst, then I'LL do it."
• (Sailor at Table) "YAAAAHHH-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah. HOHHHHH-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho. YEEEE-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee. Haww-haw-haw-haw; -"
• (Sailor at Table) "Whyyy youuu bamboozlin' low-down; -"

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