The Lorelais' First Day at Yale Quotes

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Lorelais' First Day at Yale stopped airing in 1970.

The cast includes: Lauren Graham as Lorelai, Scott Patterson as Luke, Robert Cicchini as Russell Bynes, Olivia Hack as Tana Schrick, Liza Weil as Paris Geller, Mitch Silpa as Terrence, Joy Darash as Tess, and Alexis Bledel as Rory Gilmore.

The Lorelais' First Day at Yale Quotes

Joy Darash as Tess

• (Joy Darash) "Get your camera ready."
• (Lauren Graham) "For what?"
• (Joy Darash) "I'm giving Rory her keys."

Lauren Graham as Lorelai

• (Lauren Graham) "Copper Boom."

• (Lauren Graham) "Tana, how old are you?"
• (Olivia Hack) "Sixteen."
• (Alexis Bledel) "Sixteen?"
• (Olivia Hack) "On Tuesday."
• (Lauren Graham) "Happy Birthday, Doogie."
• (Olivia Hack) "Thank you."

• (Lauren Graham) "Well, I can't take it back to Yale."
• (Scott Patterson) "I'm not storing your microbe mattress, forget it."
• (Lauren Graham) "Well, then I'm stuck here."
• (Scott Patterson) "Fine, because I need my truck back."
• (Lauren Graham) "Fine, but that leaves you with the mattress."
• (Scott Patterson) "I'm not taking the mattress."
• (Lauren Graham) "Then let me take the truck."
• (Scott Patterson) "But that means you take the mattress."
• (Lauren Graham) "I can't take the mattress."
• (Scott Patterson) "Then you can't have the truck."
• (Lauren Graham) "But that sticks you with the mattress."
• (Scott Patterson) "If you take the truck, it comes with the mattress."
• (Lauren Graham) "I can't take the mattress."
• (Scott Patterson) "Then you can't have the truck."
• (Lauren Graham) "And that sticks you with the mattress."
• (Scott Patterson) "We've been here before."
• (Lauren Graham) "I recognize that tree."

Scott Patterson as Luke

• (Scott Patterson) "Where's your mom?"
• (Scott Patterson) "What the hell is she doing?"
• (Alexis Bledel) "She didn't know how to get it out of reverse."
• (Scott Patterson) "So she drove it in reverse all the way from her house?"

Olivia Hack as Tana Schrick

• (Olivia Hack) "Um, where are we going to put the couch?"
• (Liza Weil) "Why don't you just --"
• (Mitch Silpa) "Paris."
• (Liza Weil) "What?"
• (Mitch Silpa) "Three steps forward, two steps back."
• (Liza Weil) "But she was baiting me."
• (Mitch Silpa) "Fish can choose not to bite."
• (Liza Weil) "We'll figure it out."

Liza Weil as Paris Geller

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