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The Man Show Quotes

The Man Show is a Sketch comedy that appeared on TV in 1999 on Comedy Central. The Man Show completed its run in 2004.

The Man Show was on for 6 seasons and 117 episodes. The Man Show is executive produced by Jennifer Heftler,. The Man Show is created by Adam Carolla.

The Man Show is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Man Show is 22 min long.

The Man Show Quotes

  • (Adam Carolla) "And now girls jumping on trampolines."
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "We are building a dam."
  • (Adam Carolla) "A dam to hold back the tidal wave of feminization that is flooding this country."
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "A dam to stop the river of estrogen that is drowning us in political correctness."
  • (Adam Carolla) "A dam to urinate off of when we're really drunk."
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "We call this dam --"
  • (Unnamed) "-- The Man Show."
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "Homo-bile?"
  • (The Bishop Don Magic Juan) "Nah, man, Ho-mobile."
  • (Adam Carolla) "Oprah tells women what to read, what to eat, what to think, what to do --"
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "We're the ones that are supposed to be telling them what to do, right? Enough is enough, the Oprahization of America needs to be stopped."
  • (Adam Carolla) "Yes, Oprah needs to do a little less brainwashing, and a little more sock washing."
  • (Adam Carolla) "Mmm, tastes like hepatitis."
  • (Jimmy Kimmel) "By the way, The Man Show is eligible for Emmy consideration."
  • (The Fox) "Ziggy socky, ziggy socky, hoy, hoy, hoy."

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