The Man with the Golden Gun (film) Quotes

The Man with the Golden Gun (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Man with the Golden Gun ended its run in 1970.

It features Albert R. Broccoli as producer, John Barry (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ted Moore as head of cinematography.

The Man with the Golden Gun (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Man with the Golden Gun (film) is 125 minutes long. The Man with the Golden Gun (film) is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Marne Maitland as Lazar, Bernard Lee as James Bond, Bernard Lee as M, Richard Loo as Hai Fat, Desmond Llewelyn as Q, Soon-Tek Oh as Lieutenant Hip, James Cossins as Colthorpe, Lois Maxwell as Moneypenny, Francoise Therry as Chew Mee, and Marc Lawrence as Rodney.

The Man with the Golden Gun (film) Quotes

Bernard Lee as James Bond

• (Goodnight) "But, darling, who's at the wheel?"
• (Bernard Lee) "George."
• (Goodnight) "George?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Automatic pilot. We should make Hong Kong in about; eight hours; give or take a little."
• (Goodnight) "I always wanted to take a slow boat from China."

• (Bernard Lee) "You really do have a; magnificent abdomen."

• (Bernard Lee) "Let's drink to that. Bottom's up."

• (Andrea Anders) "He's a monster. I hate him."
• (Bernard Lee) "Then leave him."
• (Andrea Anders) "You don't walk out on Scaramanga. There's no place he wouldn't find me."
• (Bernard Lee) "You need a good lawyer."
• (Andrea Anders) "I need 007."

• (Bernard Lee) "If Hip doesn't come up with a lead, there's really nothing very much for us to do tonight; -; or, is there?"
• (Goodnight) "Oh, darling, I'm tempted. But, killing a few hours as one of your passing fancies, isn't quite my scene."

• (Bernard Lee) "Darling, it must be in your handbag. I saw the man at the shop give it to you."
• (Bernard Lee) "Sorry for what it must look like. Without the ticket, we can't get a recpit for customs."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "You woun't find it in there, Mr. Bond. I looked before you came."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "I wouldn't do that either. Look behind you."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Lower."
• (Bernard Lee) "A gun in a bag of peanuts, how original. What will they think of next?"

• (Bernard Lee) "Now, where were we?"
• (Goodnight) "Oh, James. Mmmm."
• (Goodnight) "What's the matter?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Something came up."
• (Bernard Lee) "Hello?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Ah, there you are, Bond. Well done, congratulations."
• (Bernard Lee) "Thank you, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Is Miss Goodnight with you? I'd like a word with her."
• (Bernard Lee) "Hold on, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Bond? Bond, are you there? Goodnight?"
• (Bernard Lee) "She's just coming, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Goodnight?"
• (Goodnight) "Mmmm."
• (Bernard Lee) "Goodnight? Goodnight?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Good night, sir."

• (Andrea Anders) "I've come to warn you. You're in great danger."
• (Bernard Lee) "I usually am."

• (Andrea Anders) "I want him dead. Name your price. Anything. I'll pay it. You can have me too, if you like. I'm not unattractive."
• (Bernard Lee) "At last, you're starting to tell the truth."

• (Nick-nack) "Bon jour, Mr. Bond. I am Nick-nack. Dom Perignon; soixante quatre."
• (Bernard Lee) "I prefer the '62 myself."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "When I was a boy I was brought up in a circus. My only real friend was a huge, magnificent African bull elephant. One day, his handler mistreated him and he went berserk. Bleeding, dying, he came and found me, stood on one leg, his best trick, picked me up and put me on his back. The drunken handler came along and emptied his gun into his eye -- I emptied my stage pistol into his."
• (Bernard Lee) "An eye for an eye."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "You see, Mr. Bond, I always thought I loved animals. Then I discovered that I enjoyed killing people even more."

• (Bernard Lee) "Good evening. My name is Bond, James Bond. Your dancing is superb; and so are you."
• (Saida) "Merci. And you are very handsome."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Forget the girl, she's replaceable. Eventually, I shall find what she stole from me. Personally, I've got nothing against you, Mr. Bond, and to keep it that way, let us hope our paths never cross again. Please don't try to follow me."
• (Bernard Lee) "Your peanut-toting friend back there wouldn't like it?"
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "No, he wouldn't."

• (Bernard Lee) "Goodnight, where are you?"
• (Goodnight) "Somebody locked me in a boot."
• (Bernard Lee) "In a what?"
• (Goodnight) "The midget's car. I'm locked in."

• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "What the hell is going on?"
• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "Now. I know you."
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, no."
• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "You're that Secret Agent. That English secret agent. From England."
• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "You're chasin' somebody. Who you got this time, boy? Commies? Let's go get 'em. I'm with you all the way."

• (Bernard Lee) "Do you work for him?"
• (Andrea Anders) "I don't work for him. I'm his; eh, I'm his --"
• (Bernard Lee) "So, he's a lover too."
• (Andrea Anders) "Only before he kills."
• (Bernard Lee) "Bullfighters do the same thing. They claim it improves the eye. His eyes are on me. Where can I find him?"

• (Bernard Lee) "I mean sir, who would pay a million dollars to have me killed?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Jealous husbands. Outraged chefs. Humiliated tailors. The list is endless."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "This is the part I really like."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Now that's what I call solar power."
• (Bernard Lee) "That's what I call trouble."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "You see, Mr Bond, like every great artist, I want to create an indisputable masterpiece, once in my lifetime: the death of 007. Mano a mano. Face to Face. Will me mine."
• (Bernard Lee) "You mean; stuffed and displayed at your rocky mantelpiece?"
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "It's an amusing idea, but I was thinking in terms of history."

• (Bernard Lee) "Miss Anders -- I didn't recognize you with your clothes on."

• (Andrea Anders) "I know he has a date at the Bottom's Up club tonight."
• (Bernard Lee) "How will I recognize him?"
• (Andrea Anders) "Tall, slim and dark."
• (Bernard Lee) "So is my aunt. Anything distinctive about him?"
• (Andrea Anders) "Yes, but how can I --"
• (Andrea Anders) "He's not like other people. He has three --"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh. Fascinating anatomical tidbit, but probably the most useless piece of information I ever heard. Unless of course the Bottom's Up is a strip club and Scaramanga is performing there."

• (Unnamed) "With the compliments --"
• (Bernard Lee) "PHUYUCK?"
• (Unnamed) "'74, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "I approve."
• (Goodnight) "You do?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, not the wine, your frock. Tight in all the right places, not too many buttons."
• (Goodnight) "Standard uniform for Southeast Asia. The buttons are down the back."
• (Bernard Lee) "Designed by Q no doubt. One of them is a suicide pill I suppose?"
• (Goodnight) "No, but the bottom one has a homer in it."
• (Bernard Lee) "How original."

• (Goodnight) "Oh, James. You didn't."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes, I damn well did."

• (Bernard Lee) "Moneypenny; Fairbanks."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Alaska?"
• (Bernard Lee) "No, Bill Fairbanks, 002."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Oh, poor Bill. I miss him."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yeah, well the man with the golden gun didn't."
• (Lois Maxwell) "Officially that was never confirmed."
• (Bernard Lee) "Where was 002 when it happened?"
• (Lois Maxwell) "Beirut. '69. In a cabaret with a lady called Saida"

• (Bernard Lee) "Goodnight. Where are the car keys?"
• (Goodnight) "Oh, I've got the keys. And I've got the Solex too."

• (Goodnight) "James. James."
• (Bernard Lee) "Steady, Goodnight."
• (Goodnight) "Where is he?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Flat on his coup de grâce. Come on, let's get out of this fun palace and find that solex."

• (Bernard Lee) "Pistols at dawn; it's a little old-fashioned, isn't it?"
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "That it is. But it remains the only true test for gentlemen."
• (Bernard Lee) "On that score, I doubt you qualify. However, I accept."

• (Bernard Lee) "Q, I'll need this."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Really, 007."
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, I admit it's a little kinky."

• (Bernard Lee) "Good morning. How's the water?"
• (Francoise Therry) "Why don't you come in and find out?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Sounds very tempting, Miss?"
• (Francoise Therry) "Chew Mee."
• (Bernard Lee) "Really? Well, there's only one small problem. I have no swimming trunks."
• (Francoise Therry) "Neither have I."

• (Andrea Anders) "Ow. You're hurting my arm."
• (Bernard Lee) "I'll break it unless you tell me what I want."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "How do you like my island, Mr Bond?"
• (Bernard Lee) "A bit off the beaten track, isn't it?"

• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "What's goin' on with you? What the hell you doin' now, boy? The bridge is that way."
• (Sheriff J.W. Pepper) "You're not gonna --"
• (Bernard Lee) "I sure am, boy. Ever hear of Evel Knievel?"

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "My name is Scaramanga. Francisco Scaramanga. I feel I know you, although I never thought we would ever really meet. But it has been a pleasure for me to finally meet you Mr. Bond, thanks to Miss Anders here."
• (Bernard Lee) "You have a strange way of showing your gratitude."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "A mistress cannot serve two masters. She was a difficult shot, but most gratifying."
• (Bernard Lee) "We all get our jollies one way or another."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Mine has always been guns, Mr. Bond."

• (Bernard Lee) "And that is really all there is to report, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "So if I heard correctly, Scaramanga got away; in a car that sprouted wings."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Oh, that's perfectly feasible, sir. As a matter of fact, we're working on one now."
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, Q, shut up. Miss Goodnight was in the boot."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes, sir. We found the carplane abandonned about two hundred miles west of Bangkok."
• (Bernard Lee) "And the Solex?"
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "In Goodnight's handbag, sir."
• (Bernard Lee) "Where's Miss Goodnight now?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, we don't know sir. Communications aren't picking up the signal from the homer she was supplied by Q."
• (Desmond Llewelyn) "Rubbish. They're simply not stepping up the reception sufficiently to enable --"
• (Bernard Lee) "Oh, shut up. Of all the fouled-up, half-witted operations --"

• (Bernard Lee) "Goodnight, what a pleasant surprise."
• (Goodnight) "My hard to get act didn't last very long, did it?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I'm trained to expect the unexpected; but, I never prepared for anything like you in the night."

• (Saida) "Ah. I've lost my charm."
• (Bernard Lee) "Not from where I'm standing."

• (Bernard Lee) "When I kill, its on the specific orders of my government. And those I kill are themselves killers."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Now, Come, come, Mr. Bond. You disappoint me. You get as much fulfillment out of killing as I do, so why don't you admit it?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I admit killing you would be a pleasure."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Then you should have done that when you first saw me. But then, of course, the English don't consider it sporting to kill in cold blood, do they?"
• (Bernard Lee) "Don't count on that."

• (Bernard Lee) "Did you see who shot him?"
• (Saida) "No, I was in his arms. My eyes were closed."
• (Bernard Lee) "Well, at least he died happy."

• (Bernard Lee) "He couldn't have missed me tonight. Instead, he hit some chap coming out of the club. I got quite a shock when I saw who it was."
• (Bernard Lee) "I should think you did."
• (Bernard Lee) "Our missing solar-energy expert, Gibson."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes, Gibson. He was prepared to come back, under special terms. That's why I'm out here with Professor Frazier. I almost wish that Scaramanga had a contract out on you."

• (Francisco Scaramanga) "Let us see what Nick Nack has for us. Ahh, mushrooms."
• (Goodnight) "The fried mushroom looks terribly interesting."
• (Bernard Lee) "Yes, I had noticed that. I'll get around to it later."

• (Bernard Lee) "You wait here. I'll take care of the maintenance man."
• (Goodnight) "I already did. I laid him out cold."
• (Bernard Lee) "You did?"
• (Goodnight) "Yes."
• (Bernard Lee) "There's more to you than meets the eye, Goodnight."

• (Bernard Lee) "You live well, Scaramanga."
• (Francisco Scaramanga) "At a million dollars a contract I can afford to, Mr Bond. You work for peanuts, a hearty well done from her Majesty the Queen and a pittance of a pension. Apart from that we are the same. To us, Mr Bond, we are the best."
• (Bernard Lee) "There's a useful four letter word, and you're full of it."

• (Nick-nack) "Monsieur, what'd you think?"
• (Bernard Lee) "I've never killed a midget before. But, there can always be a first time."
• (Nick-nack) "Oh, monsieur."

• (Bernard Lee) "To this moment; and the moment yet to come."
• (Bernard Lee) "Our profession, I'm afraid, you; never can count on that moment to come. Who knows where you and I will be this time next year?"

Marc Lawrence as Rodney

• (Marc Lawrence) "Hey, Al. Al, wherever you are, don't hold it against me."

Soon-Tek Oh as Lieutenant Hip

• (Soon-Tek Oh) "Don't tell me you saw him?"
• (Bernard Lee) "He even invited me to dinner. He must have found me quite titillating."

• (Soon-Tek Oh) "I have to get back to help James."
• (Goodnight) "Something's gone wrong?"
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "There's a midget with gun on him."
• (Goodnight) "A midget?"
• (Soon-Tek Oh) "Same one I saw outside the Bottoms Up. And the girl is dead. Call the Police."

Richard Loo as Hai Fat

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Marne Maitland as Lazar

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James Cossins as Colthorpe

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