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The Man with Two Brians Quotes

The Man with Two Brians is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Man with Two Brians ended its run in 1970.

The Man with Two Brians Quotes

  • (Lois Griffin) "Aww"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Look at him sleep."
  • (Meg Griffin) "I wonder what he's dreaming about."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Shut up Meg."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh. Did you hear that?"
  • (Chris Griffin) "He farted."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Just like in the song."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Oh. What the hell is wrong with you? Outside. Outside now."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "We'll talk about it when you want to talk about it. I don't blame you. I-I don't blame you."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Hey New Brian bad news. You gotta leave."
  • (New Brian) "What are you talking about? This is my home"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Nobody likes you here man"
  • (New Brian) "Well I disagree I think everyone likes me"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "No we don't. We don't like your cooking, your stupid karaoke nights and we especially don't like the way you hump that chair in the den"
  • (New Brian) "Well Rupert seemed to like my humping"
  • (Stewie Griffin) "What did you say?"
  • (New Brian) "Rupert. I humped him for two hours yesterday. He just laid there and took it."
  • (Stewie Griffin) "Did he?"
  • (New Brian) "Yeah and now every time you sleep with him he's gonna be thinking of me"
  • (Lois Griffin) "Peter, what are you --"
  • (Lois Griffin) "What are you boys doing up there? Get off the roof."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Go back in the house, Lois. We're being Jackass. Okay, ready?"
  • (Joe Swanson) "All, right. We're rolling."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Hi, I'm Peter Griffin and this is Shopping Cart -- Roof -- R -- R-Roof -- Roof Shop -- Roof Shopping Cart, guys."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Okay, go."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Ow. Ow. Ow."
  • (Cleveland) "Oh, my God."
  • (Glen Quagmire) "Oh, my God. Are you okay?"
  • (Peter Griffin) "I don't know. I don't -- W-what does it look like? What do I do? What --"
  • (Peter Griffin) "Aah. Aah. What is that? What is -- I feel something."
  • (Joe Swanson) "It's your spine, dude. It got, like, yanked up a bunch of notches."
  • (Peter Griffin) "I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm sca --"
  • (Brian Griffin) "Aah. Oh, God."
  • (Peter Griffin) "Does this get fixed with ice or heat?"
  • (Cleveland) "Ice now, heat later."
  • (Peter Griffin) ""And that is why I killed myself, chopped myself up and put myself in the garbage". Wow he must've had some demons."

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