The Matchmaker (1997 film) Quotes

The Matchmaker (1997 film) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Matchmaker stopped airing in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Tim Bevan; Eric Fellner * Luc Roeg as producer, John Altman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Ellery Ryan as head of cinematography.

The Matchmaker (1997 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Ireland. Each episode of The Matchmaker (1997 film) is 97 minutes long. The Matchmaker (1997 film) is distributed by Gramercy Pictures.

The Matchmaker (1997 film) Quotes

• (O'Hara of Aran Isle) "Tell me, is that fella Dermot O'Brien still conning tourists into marrying complete strangers?"
• (Marcy Tizard) "I take it you've never had need of his services?"
• (O'Hara of Aran Isle) "Feck off. Me and Eileen, childhood sweethearts. Ah God, I miss her sometimes. That's her there."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Oh, pretty. I'm sorry, when did she pass away?"
• (O'Hara of Aran Isle) "Huh? Oh Jesus, she's not dead. She's away on her holidays."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Oh God, I'm sorry. I misunderstood --"
• (O'Hara of Aran Isle) "God, that's priceless. Oh geez, I must remember that. Ha ha. Well, will you have some coffee? You will, you will, you will, you will --"

• (Marcy Tizard) "Oh yes, I'm so very Mary Tyler Moore, everyone says so."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Is being an idiot like being high all the time?"
• (Sean Kelly) "No, it's like being constantly right."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Yes, hello? I'd like to call the United States from the SMALLEST f***ING ROOM IN THE WORLD."

• (Millie O'Dowd) "The management reserves the right to refuse admission to old farts."

• (Marcy Tizard) "What do you think, tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid way to spend your time?"
• (Sean Kelly) "Yes, I do think that tending bar in a tasteless shirt is a more profound and valid use of my time, yes I do, that's why I do it."

• (Sean Kelly) "If you lay a hand on me again, I'll be mailing it back to you."

• (Nick) "Okay. Plan 2."
• (Senator John McGlory) "You mean Plan B?"
• (Nick) "Plan B, 2, what's the difference?"
• (Senator John McGlory) "What's Plan B-2?"

• (Sean Kelly) "Things rarely go according to one's youthful, heroic master plans."

• (Marcy Tizard) "He's crazy. He threw a rock at me."
• (Sean Kelly) "What do you mean he threw a rock at you? He threw a rock at both of us."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Well say something in Irish to him. Maybe he'll like you better."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Wow, he must really like that dog --"

• (Sean Kelly) "You could never live here."
• (Marcy Tizard) "What makes you say that?"
• (Sean Kelly) "You're a big city kind o' girl. You're-you're Mary Tyler Moore."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Oh, yes. I am so very Mary Tyler Moore. Everyone says so."
• (Sean Kelly) "No, but you're- It's like you need to be hooked up to the city otherwise your batteries go flat."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Okay. So, I'm like a battery operated Mary Tyler Moore? If you flatter me any more I'm gonna have to toss your pale, Irish ass off the side of this boat."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Hey Paddy. Paddy. Guess what. I'm gonna stay here and f*** these two guys."
• (Local Lad No. 1) "And you wanted to go see a film."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Go back to your wife."
• (Sean Kelly) "My EX-wife. We're going through with the divorce."
• (Marcy Tizard) "They don't have divorce in Ireland."
• (Sean Kelly) "They do. It just got in."

• (Senator John McGlory) "I always thought you were just really good at your job. But you really are an asshole, aren't you?"
• (Nick) "They go hand in hand, Senator."

• (Sarah Kelly) "You should come to the dance, Marcy, come and have a bit o' craic."
• (Marcy Tizard) "Crack?"
• (Sarah Kelly) "Yah, it's brilliant craic."
• (Marcy Tizard) "By crack I'm assuming that you don't mean incredibly hard drugs."
• (Sarah Kelly) "Oh no. It just means havin' a laugh, like havin' a bit o' fun."

• (Marcy Tizard) "It's so beautiful here. If it just had the New York Times, it would be perfect."

• (Marcy Tizard) "Is this a humiliate-the-tourist scenario?"
• (Sean Kelly) "No."

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