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The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) Quotes

The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Men Who Stare at Goats stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Lister, George Clooney, and Grant Heslov as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and United Kingdom. Each episode of The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) is 94 minutes long. The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) is distributed by Overture Films, and Momentum Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeff Bridges as Bill Django, Ewan McGregor as Bob Wilton, Stephen Lang as General Brown, Kevin Spacey as Larry Hooper, and Waleed Zuaiter as Mahmud Daash.

The Men Who Stare at Goats (film) Quotes

Ewan McGregor as Bob Wilton

  • (Ewan McGregor) "Bill? Lyn told me he didn't deserve this eagle feather. He wanted me to give it back to you."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "It's fake."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "This one's off a turkey."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Now more than ever we need the Jedi."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It's the Silence of the Goats."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "So what do you use to remote view?"
  • (Lyn Cassady) "I drink. And I find classic rock helps."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Any music in particular?"
  • (Lyn Cassady) "Boston. Boston usually works."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "As we ran for cover, I thought this was what I wanted. I was on a mission, even if I didn't know what kind of mission it was. But I could hear the little man inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Would you stop saying that? I've been -- I've been blown up. I'm in the middle of a desert. I'm not gonna be okay."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "Bob, you're in shock. If you panic, your heart's gonna stop."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Is that supposed to calm me down?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What's a -- what's a Jedi Warrior?"
  • (Lyn Cassady) "You're looking at one."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What's that?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "The Dark Side."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "It's ok, you can "attack" me --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What's with the quotation fingers? It's like saying I'm only capable of ironic attacking or something."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "Once you understand the linkage between observation and reality then you begin to dance with invisibility."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Like camouflage."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "No, it's not like camouflage."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "While recovering in the hospital, Bill wrote to the Vice Chief of Staff for the Army, explaining that he wanted to go on a fact-finding mission -- to explore alternative combat tactics. The Pentagon agreed to pay his salary and expenses. What Bill hadn't told the Pentagon was that he was really looking for the answer to his vision. How could his men's gentleness, their general lack of interest in killing people, be turned into a strength? How could love and peace help win wars? Bill knew where to go to find out. Bill disappeared into the New Age Movement for six years."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "Like all Shaman before him, he had traversed the wilderness. Now he was returning to his people, a changed man. He brought with him his confidential report, which he called: "The New Earth Army manual." The New Earth Army is a banner under which the forces of good can gather. The courage and nobility of the Warrior, blended with the spirituality of the Monk. The Jedi Warrior will follow in the footsteps of the great imagineers of the past: Jesus Christ, Lao Tse Tung, Walt Disney. The role of The New Earth Army is to resolve conflict world-wide. Jedis will parachute into war zones, utilizing sparkly eyes technique, carrying symbolic flowers and animals, playing indigenous music and words of peace --"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What's -- What's the sparkly eyes technique?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Every single one of Bill's soldiers fired high. They instinctively hadn't wanted to shoot another person. Later Bill would come across a study which revealed that only 15-20% of fresh soldiers shot to kill. The rest aimed high, didn't fire at all, or pretended to be busy doing something else."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "I could hear the little man inside me again. He was screaming like a little girl."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "It wasn't the Dim Mak that was killing Lyn. And it wasn't the cancer. He was dying of a broken heart. And maybe, the cancer as well."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "There's a story that Wong Wifu, the great Chinese martial artist -- had a fight with a guy and beat him. Then the guy gave him this light tap. Wong looked at him and the guy just nodded. That was it. He had given him the death touch. Wong died."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Then and there?"
  • (Lyn Cassady) "No. About eighteen years later. That's the thing about Dim Mak -- you never know when it's gonna take effect."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "It's ok we're Americans, we're here to help you."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What happened?"
  • (Lyn Cassady) "I think I just ran him over. Oh crap."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Don't eat the eggs."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "What?"
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Don't eat the eggs. We put LSD in the eggs."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "And the water. I put LSD in the main water tank."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "What? But, we drank the water."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Yeah."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "We've been sitting here for half an hour. How's that "instant?""

Stephen Lang as General Brown

  • (Stephen Lang) "So they started doing psy-research because they thought we were doing psy-research, when in fact we weren't doing psy-research?"
  • (Brigadier General Dean Hopgood) "Yes sir. But now that they are doing psy-research, we're gonna have to do psy-research, sir."
  • (Brigadier General Dean Hopgood) "We can't afford to have the Russian's leading the field in the paranormal."

Kevin Spacey as Larry Hooper

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Jeff Bridges as Bill Django

  • (Jeff Bridges) "In the name of the new world army and loving people everywhere -- I'm liberating you."
  • (Unnamed) "Ask Angela Lansbury."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Okay."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I just saw Timothy Leary."
  • (Ewan McGregor) "Timothy Leary's dead --"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "We must be the first superpower to create super powers."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Mother Earth, you're my life support system. As a soldier I must drink your blue water, live inside your red clay and eat your green skin. Help me to balance myself. As you hold in balance, the Earth, the sea, and the space environments. Help me to open my heart, knowing that the Universe will feed me. I pray my boots will always kiss your face, and my footsteps match your heartbeat. Carry my body through space and time. You're my connection to the Universe and all that comes after. I'm yours and you are mine. I salute you."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "The hooker thing is totally not true."

Waleed Zuaiter as Mahmud Daash

  • (Lyn Cassady) "I'm very sorry for running you over, sir."
  • (Waleed Zuaiter) "It was an accident."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "And I apologize for that security detachment. I don't want you to think that all Americans are like that."
  • (Waleed Zuaiter) "I apologize for the kidnappers."
  • (Lyn Cassady) "Not your fault, sir. I mean, we've kidnappers in America and -- There's always -- bad apples."

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