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The Mind of the Married Man Quotes

The Mind of the Married Man is a television show that appeared on TV in 2001 on HBO. The Mind of the Married Man ended in 2002.

The Mind of the Married Man lasted 2 seasons and 20 episodes. The Mind of the Married Man is created by Mike Binder.

Each episode of The Mind of the Married Man is 30 minutes long. The Mind of the Married Man is produced by Comedy Arts Studios .

The cast includes: Mike Binder as Mickey.

The Mind of the Married Man Quotes

Mike Binder as Mickey

  • (Mike Binder) "Last year, 9 million dollars were spent on pornography. I figure, women spent about 36 bucks of that. Now, that's a big divide between men and women."
  • (Unnamed) "You're saying that justifies you cheating on your wife?"
  • (Mike Binder) "No. I'm a card-carrying pervert. But, of that 9 million, I only pitched in a hundred bucks or so. What I'm saying is, that monogamy is unnatural. It's a circus act. You see that monkey, in the circus, riding a unicycle and you know it's not natural. He had to be taught to get that way. He kept trying and he kept falling. God bless the little guy. So, when he finally gets it right, I hope you could forgive him if he falls off and slips into a pile of elephant s***."
  • (Willa Ford) "Am I too young for you now?"
  • (Mike Binder) "No. No, you're perfect."
  • (Willa Ford) "Not even in your dreams, old man."

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