The Miracle of Morgan's Creek Quotes

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . The Miracle of Morgan's Creek stopped airing in 1970.

It features Preston Sturges as producer, Score: in charge of musical score, and John F. Seitz as head of cinematography.

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is 99 minutes long. The Miracle of Morgan's Creek is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: William Demarest as Constable Kockenlocker, Al Bridge as Mr. Johnson, Diana Lynn as Emmy, and Emory Parnell as Mr. Tuerck.

The Miracle of Morgan's Creek Quotes

Emory Parnell as Mr. Tuerck

• (Emory Parnell) "Women are always trying to take the blame for men; it's what you call the mother instinct."

Diana Lynn as Emmy

• (Diana Lynn) "If you don't mind my mentioning it, Father, I think you have a mind like a swamp."

• (Diana Lynn) "That's not being very helpful."
• (William Demarest) "What do you want me to do? Learn to knit?"

• (Diana Lynn) "It might be wrong but it would be very handy."

William Demarest as Constable Kockenlocker

• (William Demarest) "The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents; never stop to think if their old man could get by for 50 years and feed 'em and clothe 'em; he maybe had something up here to get by with; things that seem like brain twisters to you might be very simple for him."

• (William Demarest) "Daughters. Phooey."

• (William Demarest) "Listen, zipper-puss, some day they're just gonna find your hair ribbon and an axe someplace. Nothing else. The mystery of Morgan's Creek."

Al Bridge as Mr. Johnson

• (Al Bridge) "I don't deal with spooks. She doesn't need a lawyer, she needs a Medium."

• (Al Bridge) "The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to. It's up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late."

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