The Mirror Crack'd Quotes

The Mirror Crack'd is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Mirror Crack'd stopped airing in 1970.

It features John Brabourne as producer, John Cameron (musician) in charge of musical score, and Christopher G. Challis as head of cinematography.

The Mirror Crack'd is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Mirror Crack'd is 105 minutes long. The Mirror Crack'd is distributed by Associated Film Distribution.

The cast includes: Kim Novak as Lola Brewster, Rock Hudson as Jason Rudd, Elizabeth Taylor as Marina Rudd, Edward Fox as Inspector Delbert Craddock, Geraldine Chaplin as Ella Zielinsky, and Angela Lansbury as Miss Jane Marple.

The Mirror Crack'd Quotes

Geraldine Chaplin as Ella Zielinsky

• (Geraldine Chaplin) "Marty Fenn's a producer. He only lies when he speaks."

Rock Hudson as Jason Rudd

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Edward Fox as Inspector Delbert Craddock

• (Edward Fox) "I heard the two of them are close. Is that true?"
• (Geraldine Chaplin) "Close? If you put the two of them together in a tank with a shark, the shark would have an identity crisis."

• (Edward Fox) "I'm sure you'll make a fine film without the aid of Scotland Yard. I'm here about a minor matter of murder."

Kim Novak as Lola Brewster

• (Kim Novak) "I could eat a can of Kodak and puke a better movie."

• (Kim Novak) "Chin up, darling -- both of them."

• (Kim Novak) "You seem lovely, as always. Of course, there are fewer lights on than usual. In fact, any fewer, and I'd need a seeing-eye dog."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Oh, I shouldn't bother to buy one, dear. In that wig, you could play Lassie."
• (Kim Novak) "Same adorable sense of humor. And I'm so glad to see that you've not only kept your GORGEOUS figure, but you've added SO MUCH to it."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "What are you doing here so early, dear? I thought the plastic surgery seminar was in Switzerland."
• (Kim Novak) "Actually, darling, I couldn't wait to begin our little movie. You know the saying: once an actress, always an actress."
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Oh, I do know the saying. But what does it have to do with you?"
• (Kim Novak) "Cute angel. So do tell. How does it feel to be back, after being away SO LONG?"

Elizabeth Taylor as Marina Rudd

• (Elizabeth Taylor) "I've always thought of Lola as one of my oldest oldest friends."

• (Elizabeth Taylor) ": Bags, bags, go away. Come right back on Doris Day."

• (Elizabeth Taylor) "What are you supposed to be, a birthday cake? Too bad everybody's HAD a piece."

• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Lola, dear, you know, there are really only two things I dislike about you."
• (Kim Novak) "Really? What are they?"
• (Elizabeth Taylor) "Your face."

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