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The Mirror Has Two Faces Quotes

The Mirror Has Two Faces is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Mirror Has Two Faces ended in 1970.

It features Barbra Streisand as producer, Marvin Hamlisch in charge of musical score, and Dante Spinotti as head of cinematography.

The Mirror Has Two Faces is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mirror Has Two Faces is 126 minutes long. The Mirror Has Two Faces is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Jeff Bridges as Gregory Larkin, Barbra Streisand as Rose Morgan, Mimi Rogers as Claire, Lauren Bacall as Hannah Morgan, Pierce Brosnan as Alex, George Segal as Henry Fine, Brenda Vaccaro as Doris, and Elle Macpherson as Candy.

The Mirror Has Two Faces Quotes

Jeff Bridges as Gregory Larkin

  • (Jeff Bridges) "Rose, I love you and I -- I want to be married to you."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "Gregory, You are married to me."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "Uh -- that's right."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I want to be upfront with you. I am not interested in sex."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "The mathematical world is completely rational, uncomplicated by sex."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "But I love the old Rose. The one with no makeup and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. She eats carrots now, isn't that tragic?"
  • (Jeff Bridges) "I don't care if you're pretty, I love you anyway."
  • (Jeff Bridges) "You don't use make-up, do you?"
  • (Barbra Streisand) "What's the point? I'd still look like me, only in color."

Mimi Rogers as Claire

  • (Mimi Rogers) "You are the mother of the bride, not the opening act."
  • (Mimi Rogers) "Mother, the only thing you ever taught me about the Sabbath is that Bergdorf's wouldn't be as crowded."
  • (Mimi Rogers) "Now you spend an extra hour in front of the mirror every morning and every night. And now you'll be the one to walk into a room and scan it for who looks better than you and who doesn't. And as the years go by, the numbers change. One day you'll walk into a room and you're the last woman any man notices."
  • (Mimi Rogers) "Your hair looks good, the curls work. Why don't you get a perm?"
  • (Barbra Streisand) "I tried that once, I looked like Shirley Temple on crack."
  • (Mimi Rogers) "If he weren't gorgeous, rich and straight, I wouldn't even have bothered."

Barbra Streisand as Rose Morgan

  • (Barbra Streisand) "This thing that we call a wedding ceremony is really the final scene of the fairy tale. They never tell you what happens after. They never tell you that Cinderella drove the Prince crazy with her obsessive need to clean the castle, cause she missed her day job, right?"
  • (Barbra Streisand) "Why don't you get the coffee?"
  • (Lauren Bacall) "I've buried a husband, I've raised two daughters. I've made my coffee."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "I tell you what I envy about people in love; I'd love it if someone knew me, I mean really knew me. What I like, what I'm afraid of, what kind of toothpaste I use."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "I don't feel anything, isn't that great. I never thought about how I would feel, I only ever thought about you. I only wanted to make you happy, I never thought I was good enough for you."
  • (Pierce Brosnan) "Oh but you are good enough for me, Rose, you are."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "I know, I know, but Alex, you're not good enough for me."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "By the way, would telling you now that I want sex tonight be enough of a warning?"
  • (Barbra Streisand) "When my date takes me home and kisses me good night, if I don't hear the philharmonic in my head, I dump him."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "It's not a date. We're just agreeing to eat at the same table."
  • (Barbra Streisand) "Let's face it. They're not standing in line for me."

Lauren Bacall as Hannah Morgan

  • (Lauren Bacall) "I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. So Mr. Jenkins, which one do you like best?"
  • (Mr. Jenkins) "To be perfectly honest, I think you're more beautiful now."
  • (Lauren Bacall) "Good answer."
  • (Lauren Bacall) "Then why are you going to all this trouble unless that something might happen with this one?"
  • (Barbra Streisand) "Mother, would you stop calling him "this one", it sounds like you're picking out a lobster."

Elle Macpherson as Candy

  • (Elle Macpherson) "Look, you're always such a nice guy. But let's face it, we have nothing in common except sex and the fact that you idolize me."

George Segal as Henry Fine

  • (George Segal) "I don't date these girls becuase they're well-read. I gave one of them a copy of "Farewell to Arms". She thought it was a diet book."

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