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The Mummy (1999 film) Quotes

The Mummy (1999 film) is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Mummy stopped airing in 1970.

It features James Jacks as producer, Jerry Goldsmith in charge of musical score, and Adrian Biddle as head of cinematography.

The Mummy (1999 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mummy (1999 film) is 125 minutes long. The Mummy (1999 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Rachel Weisz as Evelyn.

The Mummy (1999 film) Quotes

Rachel Weisz as Evelyn

  • (Rachel Weisz) "By the way, why did you kiss me?"
  • (Rick) "I don't know. I was about to be hanged. It seemed like a good idea at the time."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Ooh."
  • (Rick) "What? What'd I say?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Look, I -- I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am."
  • (Rick) "And what is that?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I -- am a librarian."
  • (Jonathan) "My whole life I've never found anything, Evy. Please tell me I've found something."
  • (Jonathan) "Jonathan?"
  • (Jonathan) "Yes?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I think you found something."
  • (Jonathan) "What was that?"
  • (Rick) "Sounds like -- bugs."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "He said 'bugs.'"
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "What do you mean bugs? I hate bugs."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh my God, I hate it when these things do that."
  • (Rick) "Is he supposed to look like that?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "No, I've never seen a mummy look like this before. He's still -- still --"
  • (Jonathan) "-- juicy."
  • (Dr. Bey) "We are part of an ancient secret society. For over three thousand years we have guarded the City of the Dead. We are sworn at manhood to do any and all in our power to stop the High Priest Imhotep from being reborn into this world."
  • (Ardeth Bay) "Now, because of you, we have failed."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "And you think this justifies the killing of innocent people?"
  • (Dr. Bey) "To stop this creature? Let me think --"
  • (Dr. Bey) "YES."
  • (Rick) "Can you swim?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well, of course I can swim if the occasion calls for it."
  • (Rick) "Trust me. It calls for it."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You're wondering, 'What is a place like me doing in a girl like this?'"
  • (Rick) "Yeah, something like that."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Where are they taking him?"
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "To be hanged. Apparently, he had a VERY good time."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh, for heaven's sake, girl. It wasn't that good of a kiss."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Ha, ha. His neck did not break. Oh, I am so sorry. Now we must watch him strangle to death."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "He knows the location to Hamunaptra."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "You lie."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I would never."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Are you telling me this filthy, godless son of a pig knows where to find the city of the dead?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yes."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Truly?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yes. And if you cut him down, we will give you -- ten percent."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Fifty percent."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Twenty."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Forty."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Thirty."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Twenty-five."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Ah. Deal."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Agh. Cut him down."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "We must stop him from regenerating. Who opened that chest?"
  • (Mr. Henderson) "Well, there was me, and Daniels here. Oh, and Burns, of course."
  • (Mr. Daniels) "And that Egyptologist feller."
  • (Rick) "What about my buddy, Beni?"
  • (Mr. Daniels) "Nah, he scrammed out of there 'fore we opened the damn thing."
  • (Mr. Henderson) "Yeah. He was the smart one."
  • (Rick) "Well, yeah, that sounds like Beni."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Stop it. You'll kill them."
  • (Beni) "That's the idea."
  • (Rick) "Let me get this straight, they ripped out your guts and they stuffed them in jars?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "And they take out your heart as well. Oh, and you know how they took out your brains?"
  • (Jonathan) "Evy, I don't think we need to know this"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "They take a sharp, red hot poker, stick it up your nose, scramble things about a bit, and then rip it all out through your nostrils."
  • (Rick) "Ooh, that's got to hurt."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "It's called mummification, you'll be dead when they do this."
  • (Rick) "For the record, if I don't make it out of here, don't put me down for mummification."
  • (Jonathan) "Likewise."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You were actually at Hamunaptra?"
  • (Rick) "Yeah, I was there."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You swear?"
  • (Rick) "Every damn day."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Keep him busy."
  • (Rick) "No problem."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I will give you one hundred pounds to save this man's life."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Madame, I would pay one hundred pounds just to see him hang."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Two. Two hundred pounds."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Proceed."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Three hundred pounds. Five hundred pounds."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "And what else?"
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "I'm a very lonely man."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Patience is a virtue."
  • (Rick) "Not right now it isn't."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oops."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Personally, I think he's filthy, rude, a complete scoundrel. I don't like him one bit."
  • (Rick) "Anyone I know?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You know, nasty little fellows such as yourself always get their comeuppance."
  • (Beni) "They do?"
  • (Rick) "Are you sure you want to be playing around with this thing?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "It's just a book. No harm ever came from reading a book."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Mister O'Connell, can you look me in the eye, and guarantee me that this isn't all some kind of a flimflam?"
  • (Dr. Bey) "It's the creature. He's fully regenerated."
  • (Imhotep) "Keetah mi pharos aja nilo, isirian."
  • (Beni) ""Come with me, my princess. It is time to make you mine, forever.""
  • (Rachel Weisz) ""For all eternity," idiot."
  • (Imhotep) "Kootash de na -- aja nilo."
  • (Beni) ""Take my hand and I will spare your friends.""
  • (Rick) "I thought you said you didn't believe in all this fairy tales and hokum stuff."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well, having an encounter with a three thousand year old walking, talking corpse does tend to convert one."
  • (Rick) "Forget it. We're out the door, we're down the hall, and we're gone."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh no we are not."
  • (Rick) "Oh yes we are."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh no we are not. We woke him up and we are going stop him."
  • (Rick) "We? What 'we'? We didn't read that book, I told you not to play around with that thing, didn't I tell you not to play around with that thing?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Yes, that's right, me, me, me, me, I, I, I woke him up and I intend to stop him."
  • (Rick) "Oh yeah? How? You heard the man, no mortal weapons can kill this guy"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Then we're just going to have to find some immortal ones."
  • (Rick) "There goes that 'we' again, y'know I wonder if-"
  • (Rick) "Ah."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Listen we've got to do something. Once the creature's been reborn his curse is going to spread until the whole of the earth is destroyed."
  • (Rick) "And is that my problem?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well it is everybody's problem."
  • (Rick) "Evelyn, I appreciate you saving my life and all but when I signed on I agreed to take you out there and bring you back, end of job, end of story, contract terminated."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh, that's all I am to you, a contract?"
  • (Rick) "Ok look, you can either tag along with me or stay here -- and try to save the world. What's it gonna be?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I'm staying."
  • (Rick) "Fine."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Fine."
  • (Rick) "Fine."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Fine."
  • (Rick) "Fine."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Ooh --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "The map. The map. We forgot the map."
  • (Rick) "Relax. I'm the map. It's all up here."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Oh, that's comforting."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Have you got any bright ideas?"
  • (Rick) "I'm thinking, I'm thinking --"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You better think of something fast, because, if he turns me into a mummy you're the first one I'm coming after."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Now, what exactly is this man in prison for?"
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Well, this I did not know. But when I heard you were coming, I asked him that myself."
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "Ya'llah."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "And what did he say?"
  • (Warden Gad Hassan) "He said he was 'just looking for a good time.'"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Have you no respect for the dead?"
  • (Jonathan) "Of course I do, but sometimes I'd rather like to join them."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "Well I wish you would do it sooner rather than later before you ruin my career the way you've ruined yours."
  • (Dr. Bey) "Oh, look at this. Sons of the pharaohs. Give me frogs, flies, locusts, anything but YOU. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I am so very sorry. It was an accident."
  • (Dr. Bey) "My darling girl, when Ramses destroyed Syria, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "You see the cartouche there? It's the official royal seal of Seti I, I'm sure of it."
  • (Jonathan) "Two questions: Who the hell was Seti I? And was he rich?"
  • (Rachel Weisz) "He was the second pharaoh of the 19th dynasty, said to be the wealthiest pharaoh of them all."
  • (Jonathan) "That's good. I like this fellow. I like him very much."
  • (Rachel Weisz) "I've dreamt about this since I was a little girl."
  • (Rick) "You dream about dead guys?"

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