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The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Quotes

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor stopped airing in 1970.

It features Stephen Sommers, Sean Daniel, Bob Ducsay, and James Jacks as producer, Randy Edelman in charge of musical score, and Simon Duggan as head of cinematography.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is 112 minutes long. The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell, Luke Ford as Alex O'Connell, John Hannah as Jonathan Carnahan, Liam Cunningham as Mad Dog Maguire, Maria Bello as Evelyn O'Connell, Isabella Leong as Lin, and Jet Li as Emperor.

The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor Quotes

Luke Ford as Alex O'Connell

  • (Luke Ford) "Besides your'e not my type."
  • (Isabella Leong) "Of course not. You don't like a woman who can knock you on your backside."
  • (Luke Ford) "Expression is kick my ass. For the record you didn't."
  • (Luke Ford) "When I saw you lying there Dad, I've never been so scared in my life."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "That makes two of us."
  • (Luke Ford) "You're not supposed to die. I mean you're Richard O'Connell, right? You get beat up, you get tossed around, but you're always standing there in the end. I never really thought of the world with out you."
  • (Luke Ford) "Good going. You've raised another mummy."
  • (John Hannah) "And this bugger's got super powers."
  • (Luke Ford) "Then we can finish him off with Lin's dagger."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Look, I'm sorry; I just don't put much faith in your girlfriend's magic dagger."
  • (Luke Ford) "Okay Dad, she is not my girlfriend."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "You say that now but I still don't trust her."
  • (Luke Ford) "Well I do so you should trust my judgement okay?"
  • (Luke Ford) "People can live an entire lifetime in one look. I watch my parents do it every day."
  • (Luke Ford) "I dug you up and I'm gonna put you down."

Brendan Fraser as Rick O'Connell

  • (Brendan Fraser) "I. Really. Hate. Mummies."
  • (Maria Bello) "I think the feeling is mutual."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Time to go to plan B. Blow up the tower."
  • (John Hannah) "I'm actually a little concerned about plan B. Can't we go straight to plan C?"
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Make it go bang. I'll cover ya."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "What did you do now? Rob an armory? ALEX OPENS TRUCK AND REVEALS ASSORTED GRENADES AND GUNS."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "So these are the good undead guys, right?"
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Alex? TURNS AROUND TO SEE ALEX IS GONE. Where'd he go?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Where do you think?"
  • (Brendan Fraser) "LOOKS THROUGH BINOCULARS TO SEE ALEX RUNNING THROUGH TENTS TO FIND LIN."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Enough tricks. Where's your honor? Fight like a man."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Whoa whoa whoa. Sorry pal, there's a mummy on the loose."

Liam Cunningham as Mad Dog Maguire

  • (Liam Cunningham) "I'd tell you to fasten your seatbelts, but I was too cheap to buy any."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "Why am I laughing?"
  • (Liam Cunningham) "When this is over, me and my boys get free drinks."
  • (John Hannah) "You can have the whole damn bar. I'm getting the hell out of China."
  • (Liam Cunningham) "Any self respecting pilot would land in the valley but since I don't have any self respect so I'll put you down halfway up the mountain."
  • (Liam Cunningham) "Off so soon?"
  • (John Hannah) "Well I just don't like goodbyes. You won't say anything will ya?"
  • (Liam Cunningham) "Well, there are outstanding bills."
  • (John Hannah) "Here."
  • (John Hannah) "Have it all. I'm off to South America. Hot babes, beaches, and no mummies."
  • (Liam Cunningham) "I didn't know you own a cat."
  • (John Hannah) "Adverci amigo."

Maria Bello as Evelyn O'Connell

  • (Maria Bello) "What is that god awful smell?"
  • (John Hannah) "The Yak yakked."
  • (Maria Bello) "At least you've got a hobby that doesn't involve guns."
  • (Woman in Bookstore) "Mrs. O'Connell, is it true that the Scarlet O' Kiefe character is based on you?"
  • (Maria Bello) "No. I can honestly say she is a completely different person."
  • (Maria Bello) "There's something incredibly romantic about vanquishing the undead."
  • (Maria Bello) "Kiss me."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "You don't have to ask me twice."
  • (Maria Bello) "Whatever secrets she's hiding, I just don't want to see you get hurt."
  • (Luke Ford) "I appreciate that, but you know I've had my fair share experiences with the opposite sex."
  • (Maria Bello) "Really? Uhh, how many experiences are we talking about?"
  • (Luke Ford) "Uhh well -- uhh you shouldn't ask questions you don't want to know the answer to okay, Mom?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Right."
  • (Maria Bello) "Any regrets darling?"
  • (Brendan Fraser) "None. Not ever."
  • (Maria Bello) "I'm sorry we haven't been properly introduced. Who are you exactly?"
  • (Isabella Leong) "My name is Lin. My family has watched over the Emperors tomb for centuries. The Emperor cannot be killed unless he is stabbed through the heart with this."
  • (Isabella Leong) "My mother put a curse on it long ago."
  • (Maria Bello) ". Mmm-hmm."

Isabella Leong as Lin

  • (Isabella Leong) "I'll go after the Emperor."
  • (Luke Ford) "Trust me, I've got a little more experience with mummies."
  • (Isabella Leong) "And I have the only weapon that can kill him."
  • (Luke Ford) "Okay, I'll cover you. Let's go."
  • (Zijuan) "I was wrong to involve you in my revenge."
  • (Isabella Leong) "No Mother, I would do anything for you."

John Hannah as Jonathan Carnahan

  • (John Hannah) "Alex, that woman is a tomb in which many pharaohs have laid in."
  • (John Hannah) "You three-headed shape-shifting son-of-a-bitch."
  • (John Hannah) "I hate mummies. They never play fair."
  • (John Hannah) "You guys are like mummy magnets."
  • (John Hannah) "Die you mummy bastards. Die."
  • (Liam Cunningham) "There is no call for bad language."
  • (John Hannah) "Where's Rick?"
  • (Maria Bello) "Where do you think?"
  • (John Hannah) "That's a diamond. I could use a diamond like that."
  • (John Hannah) "As much as I want to stay boyishly handsome forever, Shang-ri La is a crock."
  • (Brendan Fraser) "That's what you use to say about mummies Jon and you did pretty well off it."
  • (John Hannah) "Good point."
  • (John Hannah) "IT's not easy being me, but then again I don't suppose its easy being you isn't it old girl? If I met a girl like you Geraldine you know hard working. Doesn't say much. Your'e a little bit hairy but I don't mind that."
  • (John Hannah) "Here's to you, princess. And Imhotep. May the bugger actually stay dead."
  • (John Hannah) "Ah. My ass is on fire. My ass is on fire. Spank my ass. Spank my ass."
  • (John Hannah) "LIGHTS DYNAMTIE WIRE. Yes I did it. LOOKS UP AT TOWER LACED WITH DYNAMITE STICKS. Holy mother -- time for a retreat -- TURNS TO RUN & STUMBLES AT YETI'S FEET. LOOKS AT YETI, POINTS TO HIMSELF & THEN THE YETI. I'm on your team. I'm on your team."
  • (John Hannah) "CRAWLING THROUGH SNOW. Why do I always have to be the one to save the day?"
  • (John Hannah) "She speaks Yeti?"

Jet Li as Emperor

  • (Jet Li) "I raised you for one purpose: to enforce my will on the entire world."
  • (Jet Li) "Today you awake to a world in the grip of chaos and corruption. I will restore order. I will retake what is mine. I will crush any idea of freedom. I will slaughter without mercy. I will conquer without compassion. I will now lead you past the great wall. Once you cross, you will be indestructible."

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