The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear Quotes

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear ended its run in 1970.

It features Robert K. Weiss as producer, Ira Newborn in charge of musical score, and Robert M. Stevens as head of cinematography.

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear is 85 minutes long. The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: George Kennedy as Captain Ed Hocken, Richard Griffiths as Waiter, Jacqueline Brookes as Commissioner Anabell Brumford, Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer, George Kennedy as Ed Hocken, Lloyd Bochner as Terence Baggett, Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg, Anthony James as Sam, Richard Griffiths as Dr. Mainheimer, O. J. Simpson as Nordberg, John Roarke as President George Bush, Anthony James as Hector Savage, and Tim O'Connor as Donald Fenswick.

The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear Quotes

Richard Griffiths as Dr. Mainheimer

• (Richard Griffiths) "Now, to elaborate on point 102 --"
• (George Kennedy) "Here. Read this, it's an emergency."
• (Richard Griffiths) ""His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding.""
• (O. J. Simpson) "All right, listen up everyone. I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it. Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute."

• (Richard Griffiths) "Telephone call, commissioner."
• (Jacqueline Brookes) "Thank you."
• (Jacqueline Brookes) "Hello? -- He did what? -- How many animals escaped? -- Oh, my God --"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Good evening, commissioner. You're looking lovely tonight."
• (Jacqueline Brookes) "Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?"

• (Richard Griffiths) "You're thinking about him again, aren't you? What was his name? Frank?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "Yes."
• (Richard Griffiths) "You just can't forget him, can you?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "Who?"
• (Richard Griffiths) "Frank."

• (Richard Griffiths) "Sir?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Gimme the strongest thing you got."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Uh -- on second thought, how about a black Russian?"
• (Richard Griffiths) "Very well sir."

• (Richard Griffiths) "It's a terrible thing that's happened here, Lieutenant. I do hope you will find the people responsible."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "I'm sorry I can't be more optimistic, Doctor, but we've got a long road ahead of us. It's like having sex. It's a painstaking and arduous task that seems to go on and on forever, and just when you think things are going your way, nothing happens."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "I've got one already."
• (Richard Griffiths) "It's from the lady"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "I just want someone to hold, someone to love."
• (Priscilla Presley) "Frank, I'm over here."

Lloyd Bochner as Terence Baggett

• (Lloyd Bochner) "What's that smell?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it."

George Kennedy as Ed Hocken

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "I couldn't believe it was her. It was like a dream. But there she was, just as I remembered her. That delicately beautiful face. And a body that could melt a cheese sandwich from across the room. And breasts that seemed to say -- "Hey. Look at these." She was the kind of woman who made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man. She reminded me of my mother, all right. No doubt about it."
• (George Kennedy) "Frank, snap out of it. You're looking at her like she was your mother for Christ's sake."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "You know, sometimes I envy you and Edna. You have the same person every day for over 30 years. You wake up, eat with her, sleep with her. Make love to the same woman."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "You spend every possible waking moment together, while I'm out running around with a bunch of 20-year-olds who only want a good time and cheap sex sex sex. Girls who can't say no. Girls who can't get enough. "More, more, more. It's your turn now to wear the handcuffs -- ""
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "I just want love, Ed."
• (George Kennedy) "I'm sure you'll -- find love, Frank."

• (George Kennedy) "All right, Savage. What do you want?"
• (Anthony James) "I want a car out front. Something fun. A Porsche. Then I want a plane ticket to Jamaica. And I want a nice hotel. No touristy place. Something really indicative of the people and their culture."
• (George Kennedy) "Can't do that, Savage. We're calling your bluff. Now put your hands on top of your head and come out."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago."
• (George Kennedy) "Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis."
• (O. J. Simpson) "I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly."
• (George Kennedy) "He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin."
• (O. J. Simpson) "Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia."
• (George Kennedy) "You sure know your boxing."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "All I know is never bet on the white guy."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "That's the red-light district. I wonder why Savage is hanging around down there."
• (George Kennedy) "Sex, Frank?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Uh, no, not right now, Ed."

Priscilla Presley as Jane Spencer

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "How are the children?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "We didn't have any children."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Yes, of course."
• (Priscilla Presley) "How was your prostate operation?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Oh, good. Fine. Never been better."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Now, Jane, what can you tell us about the man you saw last night?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "He's Caucasian."
• (George Kennedy) "Caucasian?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "Yeah, you know, a white guy. A moustache. About six-foot-three."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Awfully big moustache."

• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Have you noticed anything different about him?"
• (Priscilla Presley) "Well, only that he's a foot taller, and he seems to be left handed now -- Frank, what are you trying to tell me? That Quentin has somehow found an exact double for Dr. Mainheimer and that tomorrow that double will give a fraudulent report to the president?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Why that's brilliant, that's a lot better than what I came up with."

• (Priscilla Presley) "Sam, would you play our song, just one more time?"
• (Anthony James) "Of course -- DING DONG. The witch is dead. Which old witch? The wicked witch."

John Roarke as President George Bush

• (John Roarke) "Frank, please consider filling a post I'm creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "You want me to be in your cabinet?"

• (John Roarke) "1000 points light -- recession bad, recovery good -- I think I got that."

Robert Goulet as Quentin Hapsburg

• (Robert Goulet) "Any final requests, Lieutenant?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Er, yes -- Can I have the gun?"
• (Robert Goulet) "Ohh no. I'm not going to fall for that one."

• (Robert Goulet) "I don't recall your name on the guest list."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name."

• (Robert Goulet) "Que sera sera -- You do speak French, don't you?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way."

• (Robert Goulet) "Do you gamble?"
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Every time I order out."

Jacqueline Brookes as Commissioner Anabell Brumford

• (Jacqueline Brookes) "Ladies and gentlemen, we would now like to draw the first Door Prize of the evening; an all-expenses-paid trip to the Gilligan Islands."

• (Jacqueline Brookes) "Ladies and gentlemen, I would now like to introduce a most special American. Tonight, he is being honoured for his 1000th drug-dealer killed."
• (Lt. Frank Drebin) "Thank you. But, in all honesty, the last three I backed over with my car. Luckily, they turned out to be drug-dealers."

Tim O'Connor as Donald Fenswick

• (Chief of Staff John Sununu) "Thank you. Mr. President, tonight I am extremely proud to welcome our distinguished guests from the nation's energy suppliers. From the coal industry, chairman of the Society for More Coal Energy, or "SMOCE", Mr. Terence Baggett. Representing the oil industry, head of the Society of Petroleum Industry Leaders, better known as "SPIL", Mr. Donald Fenswick --"
• (Tim O'Connor) "Thank you, thank you very much."
• (Chief of Staff John Sununu) "And from the nuclear industry, president of the Key Atomic Benefits Office of Mankind; "KABOOM", Mr. Arthur Dunwell."

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