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The Naked Now Quotes

The Naked Now is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Naked Now stopped airing in 1970.

It features Ron Jones (composer) in charge of musical score.

The Naked Now Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Well, hello, Enterprise, welcome. I hope you have a lot of pretty boys on board. Because I'm willing, and waiting. In fact, we're going to have a real blowout here."
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "What I want now is gentleness. And joy -- and love. From you, Data; you are fully functional, aren't you?"
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "Of course, but --"
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "How fully?"
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "In every way, of course. I am programed in multiple techniques. A broad variety of pleasuring."
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "Oh. You jewel, that's exactly what I hoped."
  • (Jim Shimoda) "Never got as far as sickbay, Wes. I feel too good for that."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "There was a rather peculiar limerick, being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay. I am not sure I understand it -- "There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a -- ""
  • (Capt. Picard) "Captain to Security, come in."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "Did I say something wrong?"
  • (Lieutenant Worf) "I don't understand their humor either."
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "Do you know how old I was when I was abandoned?"
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "Chronological age? No. I am afraid I am not familiar with --"
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "Five. Five years old. But I survived. I learned how to stay alive, how to avoid the rape gangs. I was fifteen before I escaped."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "I am sorry. I did not know."
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "It is definitely like alcohol intoxication. The same lack of good judgment. For example, right now, I find you extremely, extremely -- Of course, we haven't time for that sort of thing."
  • (Capt. Picard) "What sort of thing?"
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Oh, God, would I love to show you."
  • (Lt. Tasha Yar) "Data, I'm only going to tell you this just once: it never happened."
  • (Capt. Picard) "Take us --"
  • (Commander William T. Riker) "Are you all right, sir?"
  • (Capt. Picard) "Worf; you do know what to do. Take us, er --"
  • (Commander William T. Riker) "Take us out of here."
  • (Capt. Picard) "Right."
  • (Capt. Picard) "Attention all decks, all divisions. Effective immediately, I have handed over control of this vessel to Acting Captain Wesley Crusher."
  • (Capt. Picard) ""Acting Captain"?"
  • (Wesley Crusher) "Thank you, Captain Picard, thank you. And with that order dawns a brave new day for the Enterprise."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "We are more alike than unlike, my dear Captain. I have pores; humans have pores. I have -- fingerprints; humans have fingerprints. My chemical nutrients are like your blood. If you prick me; do I not -- leak?"
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Captain, can I see you in your ready room? It's a private matter. No, actually, it's an urgent one."
  • (Counselor Deanna Troi) "Riker is working with engineer to wrangle control of the bridge from Wesley Crusher. Counselor Deanna Troi calls out to him from the hallway where she mistakenly refers to him as, "Bill." Frakes walks up to her without skipping a beat, finds her affected by the illness plaguing the ship, and proceeds to pick her up to carry her to the infirmary."
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "If you were any more perfect, Data, I'd have to write you up in a Starfleet medical textbook."
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "I am already listed in several bio-mechanical texts, Doctor."
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Yes; of course --"
  • (Lt. Cmdr. Data) "I believe that last sound was an emergency hatch being blown."
  • (Capt. Picard) "Are you certain? Yes, of course you are."
  • (Capt. Picard) "I put it to you all. I think we shall end up with a fine crew; if we avoid temptation."
  • (Counselor Deanna Troi) "Wouldn't you rather be alone with me? With me in your mind?"
  • (Capt. Picard) "Beverly."
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Yes, Jean-Luc?"
  • (Capt. Picard) "You will address me as 'Captain'."
  • (Doctor Beverly Crusher) "Captain? Oh, well then, my dear Captain, you will address me as 'Chief Medical Officer' or 'Doctor'."
  • (Capt. Picard) "I will? That's true. I started off by calling you Beverly, and, of course, naturally, you -- I'm still not thinking straight."

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