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The Naughty Nineties Quotes

The Naughty Nineties is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . The Naughty Nineties ended its run in 1970.

It features John Grant (screenwriter) as producer, and Lloyd Akridge in charge of musical score.

The Naughty Nineties is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Naughty Nineties is 76 minutes long. The Naughty Nineties is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The Naughty Nineties Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Oh, that's our shortstop."
  • (Unnamed) "What is the fellow's name on third base?"
  • (Unnamed) "What is the fellow's name on second base."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not askin' ya who's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's on first."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "Third base."
  • (Unnamed) "You got a outfield?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, sure."
  • (Unnamed) "St. Louis has got a good outfield?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, absolutely."
  • (Unnamed) "The left fielder's name?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know. I just thought I'd ask you."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I just thought I'd tell you."
  • (Unnamed) "Then tell me who's playing left field."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is playing first."
  • (Unnamed) "Stay out of the infield."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't mention their names out there."
  • (Unnamed) "I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field."
  • (Unnamed) "What is on second."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not asking you who's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is on first."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "Now take it easy, take it easy."
  • (Unnamed) "And the left fielder's name?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, go ahead and tell me."
  • (Unnamed) "Who."
  • (Unnamed) "The guy on first."
  • (Unnamed) "Who."
  • (Unnamed) "The first baseman."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is on first."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you got a first baseman on first?"
  • (Unnamed) "Certainly."
  • (Unnamed) "Then who's playing first?"
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely."
  • (Unnamed) "When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?"
  • (Unnamed) "Every dollar of it. And why not? The man's entitled to it."
  • (Unnamed) "Who is?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "So who gets it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and collects it."
  • (Unnamed) "Whose wife?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes. After all, the man earns it."
  • (Unnamed) "Who does?"
  • (Unnamed) "Absolutely."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, all I'm trying to find out is what's the guy's name on first base."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, no, no, What is on second base."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not asking you who's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's on first."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I'm trying to find out."
  • (Unnamed) "You gotta catcher?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "The catcher's name?"
  • (Unnamed) "Today."
  • (Unnamed) "Today. And Tomorrow's pitching."
  • (Unnamed) "Now you've got it."
  • (Unnamed) "That's all, St. Louis got a couple of days on their team. That's all."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I can't help that. All right. What do you want me to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Gotta catcher?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm a good catcher, too, you know."
  • (Unnamed) "I know that."
  • (Unnamed) "I would like to play for the St. Louis team."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I might arrange that."
  • (Unnamed) "I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good catcher, Tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Now when he bunts the ball; me being a good catcher; I want to throw the guy out at first base, so I pick up the ball and throw it to who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now, that's the first thing you've said right."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't even know what I'm talking about."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that's all you have to do."
  • (Unnamed) "Is to throw it to first base."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "Now who's got it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Who has it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "Now you've got it."
  • (Unnamed) "I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "No, you don't, you throw the ball to first base."
  • (Unnamed) "Then who gets it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay."
  • (Unnamed) "All right."
  • (Unnamed) "I throw the ball to Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't. You throw it to Who."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that's it. Say it that way."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I said."
  • (Unnamed) "You did not."
  • (Unnamed) "I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "You don't. You throw it to Who."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Yes."
  • (Unnamed) "So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it."
  • (Unnamed) "No. You throw the ball to first base."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, don't change the players around."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not changing nobody."
  • (Unnamed) "Now, take it easy."
  • (Unnamed) "What's the guy's name on first base?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's the guy's name on second base."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not askin' ya who's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's on first."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "He's on third. We're not talking about him."
  • (Unnamed) "How did I get on third base?"
  • (Unnamed) "You mentioned his name."
  • (Unnamed) "If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is playing third?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, who's playing first."
  • (Unnamed) "Stay offa first, will ya?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well, what do you want me to do?"
  • (Unnamed) "Now what's the guy's name on third base?"
  • (Unnamed) "What's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "I'm not asking ya who's on second."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's on first."
  • (Unnamed) "I don't know."
  • (Unnamed) "He's on third."
  • (Unnamed) "There I go, back on third again."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I can't change their names."
  • (Unnamed) "Will you please stay on third base, Mr. Broadhurst."
  • (Unnamed) "Please. Now what is it you want to know?"
  • (Unnamed) "Then who gets it?"
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I'm saying."
  • (Unnamed) "You're not saying that."
  • (Unnamed) "Excuse me, folks."
  • (Unnamed) "It's all right. I'm sorry, folks."
  • (Unnamed) "I throw the ball to Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "You throw it to Who."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally."
  • (Unnamed) "Naturally. Well, say it that way."
  • (Unnamed) "That's what I'm saying."
  • (Unnamed) "Don't get excited. Now don't get excited."
  • (Unnamed) "I throw the ball to first base."
  • (Unnamed) "Then Who gets it."
  • (Unnamed) "He better get it."
  • (Unnamed) "That's it. All right, now don't get excited. Take it easy."
  • (Unnamed) "Hmmph."
  • (Unnamed) "Hmmph."
  • (Unnamed) "Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is drops the ball, so the guy runs to second."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh-huh."
  • (Unnamed) "Who picks up the ball and throws it to What, What throws it to I Don't Know, I Don't Know throws it back to Tomorrow; a triple play."
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah. It could be."
  • (Unnamed) "Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to Because. Why? I don't know. He's on third, and I don't care."
  • (Unnamed) "What was that?"
  • (Unnamed) "I said, I don't care."

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