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The Negotiator Quotes

The Negotiator is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Negotiator ended in 1970.

It features David Hoberman; Arnon Milchan as producer, Graeme Revell in charge of musical score, and Russell Carpenter as head of cinematography.

The Negotiator is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Negotiator is 140 minutes long. The Negotiator is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Samuel L. Jackson as Lieutenant Danny Roman, Kevin Spacey as Lieutenant Chris Sabian, Paul Giamatti as Rudy Timmons, Regina Taylor as Omar, and Stephen Lee as Farley.

The Negotiator Quotes

Samuel L. Jackson as Lieutenant Danny Roman

  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Now leave your badge, guns, cuffs everything on the table"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "That wasn't an accident and neither will the next one that goes in your head, now get out."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "A quick lesson in lying. See, this is what us real cops do: We study liars. Example: If I ask you a question about something visual, like your favorite color, your eyes go up and to the left. Neurophysiology tells us your eyes go in that direction, because you're accessing the visual cortex. So you're telling the truth. If your eyes go up and right, you're accessing the brain's creative centers and we know you're full of s***."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You want my blood? Take my blood."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You working?"
  • (Kevin Spacey) "Sort of. I was negotiating a truce between my wife and daughter."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Then I'm proved to be easy by comparison."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "It wouldn't surprise me in the least."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "You were wrong about me. What if I'm right about them?"
  • (Kevin Spacey) "But what if you're wrong about me?"
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Omar -- A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss -- The Marine goes to leave without washing up -- The sailor says, "In the Navy -- they teach us to wash our hands -- The Marines turn to him and says --"
  • (Regina Taylor) "" -- in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands -- ""
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "When your friends betray you, sometimes the only people you can trust are strangers."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "I like westerns, like Shane."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "It's interesting that you pick one where the hero dies."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "What are you talking about? He doesn't die. He rides off into the sunset, and that kid says "Come back, Shane.""
  • (Kevin Spacey) "That's a common misconception, in the last frame he's slumped over on his horse."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "So he was slumped, slumped don't mean dead."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Too bad Rudy, Danny Roman was just starting to like you."
  • (Paul Giamatti) "Well tell Danny Roman to hold the f*** on."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah, I like animals better than people sometimes -- Especially dogs. Dogs are the best. Every time you come home, they act like they haven't seen you in a year. And the good thing about dogs -- is they got different dogs for different people. Like pit bulls. The dog of dogs. Pit bull can be the right man's best friend -- or the wrong man's worst enemy. You going to give me a dog for a pet, give me a pit bull. Give me -- Raoul. Right, Omar? Give me Raoul."
  • (Regina Taylor) "I f***ing hate Raoul. Shut the f*** up, asshole. Son of a bitch won't shut up."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Hates Raoul. Farley f***ed up the list."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Yeah -- I can dig it, Omar. I had a dog like that -- a poodle. She didn't bark, though -- She pissed on the floor. I hated that dog. But if I was ever depressed -- she'd lay her head in my lap, look up at me with those big old eyes. And even though I thought I hated that dog -- I loved her. It's like that, ain't it? That love-hate thing."
  • (Regina Taylor) "No more god****ed talk. I can't wait anymore. I want my wife. I want her up here. Or I'll do our daughter. Listen to me -- no more talking. I want that bitch or I'll do the girl."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Omar, I'm doing the best I can here, man."
  • (Regina Taylor) "I'm not going to hurt her. I just want her to see me blow my brains out. I want her to think about that when she's sucking that fat prick's cock."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "One last question -- Do you know who killed Nate?"
  • (Insp. Terence Niebaum) "You."
  • (Samuel L. Jackson) "Omar -- A Marine and a sailor are taking a piss -- The Marine goes to leave without washing up -- The sailor says, "In the Navy -- they teach us to wash our hands -- " The Marine turns to him and says --"
  • (Regina Taylor) "" -- in the Marines they teach us not to piss on our hands -- ""

Kevin Spacey as Lieutenant Chris Sabian

  • (Kevin Spacey) "You think killing a man gives you the right to negotiate with me?"
  • (Kevin Spacey) "You okay?"
  • (Paul Giamatti) "Does it look like I'm okay? I got a gun pointed to the back of my f***ing head."
  • (Paul Giamatti) "Nice f***ing pants, man."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "You hurt one of them, you burn up any currency you have with me. They're all I care about. Getting you out of here alive -- a distant second."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "Well I guess you think Butch and Sundance lived too."
  • (Kevin Spacey) ""I can't believe this, I'm just surrounded by a room of people who wanna go in there and kill him. This is the guy who call you friend. I got nothing invested in this. I wonder why that is, or maybe someday we'll find out.""
  • (Kevin Spacey) "I want you to apologize for telling your mother she looks --"
  • (Kevin Spacey) "Wide."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "Wide's not a good word, how'd you like to be called wide?"
  • (Kevin Spacey) "I can't believe this, I'm just surrounded by a room of people who wanna go in there and kill him. This is the guy who call you friend. I got nothing invested in this. I wonder why that is, or maybe someday we'll find out."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "I once talked a guy out of blowing up the Sears Tower but I can't talk my wife out of the bedroom or my kid off the phone."
  • (Kevin Spacey) "Relax -- he'll call back."

Stephen Lee as Farley

  • (Stephen Lee) "Oh my God, is everyone alright?"
  • (Paul Giamatti) "Yeah, we're alright just don't be saying "NO" no more motherf***er."

Paul Giamatti as Rudy Timmons

  • (Paul Giamatti) "Because once you familiarize yourself with the chains of bondage you prepare your own limbs to wear them. f***in' Abraham Lincoln said it, and I f***in' believe it, so you have got to get me the f*** out. Now."
  • (Paul Giamatti) "Why d'you always pick on me? What am I, Charlie Brown?"
  • (Paul Giamatti) "You know what Nietzsche says: Even the strongest have their moments of fatigue. And I'm fatigued, Danny. I'm just, I'm f***ing fatigued."

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