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The Next Best Thing Quotes

The Next Best Thing is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Next Best Thing completed its run in 1970.

It features plain list, *Tom Rosenberg; Leslie Dixon *Linne Radmin *Gary Lucchesi as producer, Gabriel Yared in charge of musical score, and Elliot Davis (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Next Best Thing is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Next Best Thing is 108 minutes long. The Next Best Thing is distributed by Paramount Pictures (United States).

The cast includes: Madonna as Abbie, Rupert Everett as Robert, Suzanne Krull as Annabelle, Linda Larkin as Kelly, Benjamin Bratt as Ben, and Malcolm Stumpf as Sam.

The Next Best Thing Quotes

Madonna as Abbie

  • (Madonna) "I have something to tell you."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Is it bigger than a breadbox?"
  • (Madonna) "Heh, not yet."

Suzanne Krull as Annabelle

  • (Suzanne Krull) "Of course he'll be gorgeous."
  • (Linda Larkin) "Will he be gay?"
  • (Madonna) "My God, will your kids be stupid?"

Rupert Everett as Robert

  • (Rupert Everett) "What? Eight martinis and you're stuffed?"
  • (Madonna) "Yep."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Well, it doesn't take much to crack your egg, does it?"

Malcolm Stumpf as Sam

  • (Robert's Mother) "Do you remember that gloomy old grandpa that I told you about. The one who only comes out at night?"
  • (Robert's Mother) "Well, he's here."
  • (Malcolm Stumpf) "Smelling salts. Smelling salts."
  • (Malcolm Stumpf) "Grandma, why aren't you fainting with me?"

Benjamin Bratt as Ben

  • (Benjamin Bratt) "Are you gay, or are you just acting gay?"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Well, that depends, are you interested are are you just acting interested?"

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