The Night Shift (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Quotes

The Night Shift (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . The Night Shift ended its run in 1970.

It features Michael Schur; Dan Goor; David Miner, and Luke Del Tredici as producer, and "All Night Long (All Night)" by Lionel Richie in charge of musical score.

Each episode of The Night Shift (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) is 22 minutes long.

The Night Shift (Brooklyn Nine-Nine) Quotes

• (Scully) "Type 3 and type 9 and 12 and 13; those are all the diabeteses I have."

• (Jake Peralta) "Well, I kept talking about how I wanted everything to go back to normal, but if that actually happened, this little guy wouldn't be here. Or is he big? I don't know what size kids are supposed to be, or anything about kids, really."

• (Captain Ray Holt) "How about some tunes?"
• (Rosa Diaz) "Cool, merry-go-round music."
• (Captain Ray Holt) "Yeah, John Phillips Sousa, the Skrillex of his day. C'mon, people, hit the dance floor. Have a good time."
• (Captain Ray Holt) "Why is no one having a good time? I specifically requested it. Gina, why aren't you dancing?"
• (Gina Linetti) "I can't. I'm in the middle of a feud with the "that's not a knife" guy from "Crocodile Dundee". He's being a real bitch."

• (Rosa Diaz) "Night shift is boring. Listen to the cases I've had: Drunk and disorderly, drunk and disorderly, cyber crime --"
• (Jake Peralta) "Ooh, cyber crime. Pretty cool."
• (Rosa Diaz) "Caught a drunk guy humping a laptop."

• (Jake Peralta) "But then, we hear a sound --"
• (Charles Boyle) "-- and I yell, "Les gendarmes. Ils sont ici.""
• (Jake Peralta) "And I know what that means because I'm French, but I ask you to repeat it in English, just to be sure."

• (Charles Boyle) "Oh, my God, this is a dream come true. I gotta get my phone, I gotta film this. Oh, but then I'll miss it. Oh, but I want it forever. Agh, but I should stay in the moment. Ah, but then I'll forget. Oh, my God, this is a nightmare."

• (Jake Peralta) "Wait, wait, okay, okay, okay. Stop, stop, stop, stop. I'll admit it."
• (Jake Peralta) "I went too deep down there in Florida. At one point, I think I forgot where the tip of me ended, and the base of the tips began."

• (Captain Ray Holt) "Fine, I guess I'll just stop the party."
• (Terry Jeffords) "I didn't realize it ever started."

• (Jake Peralta) "Nuh-uh, I'm not gonna let the night shift win. Me and my main man Boyle are about to solve a case. Isn't that right, Charles?"
• (Charles Boyle) "Oh, you know we will. We'll call ourselves the Night Boys."
• (Jake Peralta) "Kind of sounds like a male escort service."
• (Charles Boyle) "The Midnight Men."
• (Jake Peralta) "Even worse."
• (Charles Boyle) "The Dark Stallions."
• (Jake Peralta) "Looks like we're going with the Night Boys."

• (Amy Santiago) "Hey, I saw you earlier. You weren't in the bathroom. You were on a park bench playing on your phone. Yeah, you left me to do everything while I thought you were pooping."
• (Amy Santiago) "I wish you were pooping. I wish to God."
• (Rosa Diaz) "I'm sorry."
• (Amy Santiago) "Oh, Rosa, crying. Don't know what to do."
• (Amy Santiago) "Pat, pat."
• (Amy Santiago) "This feels wrong."

• (Gina Linetti) "Crikey."
• (Amy Santiago) "You're not Australian, Gina."
• (Gina Linetti) "Get stuffed, ya drongo."

• (Jess Day) "I can't believe this is happening. Thanks a lot, New York. You know what, if your city's so great, then how come it's not the state capital?"
• (Jake Peralta) "What? Who cares about the state's capital? This is the concrete jungle where dreams are made of. That doesn't sound right; "where dreams are made of"?"
• (Jess Day) "I don't know, you tell me. It's your dumb city."
• (Jake Peralta) "It's grammatically odd. Whatever, I'm sure wherever you're from has strange songs written about it, too."
• (Jess Day) "Los Angeles?"
• (Jake Peralta) "Damn it, all the songs there are so good."

• (Jake Peralta) "Sure, yeah, not a problem we'll be home by sunup. Just like a couple of sexy "Twilight" vampires."
• (Jake Peralta) "I am Robert Pattinson. I vant to turn into a bat."
• (Jake Peralta) "I've never seen the movies."
• (Charles Boyle) "No, me neither. They're an insult to the books."

• (Amy Santiago) "Cool, maybe we can mill around and small talk about how some of us are big lying liars who lie all the time like a bunch of liars, Rosa."

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