The Non-Fat Yogurt Quotes

The Non-Fat Yogurt is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The Non-Fat Yogurt completed its run in 1970.

The Non-Fat Yogurt Quotes

• (Matthew) "Thanks for ruining my daddy's business you fat f"
• (Matthew) "k."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Mary, we've been eating a lot of your husband's Yogurt lately does that have fat in it?"
• (Maryedith) "No"
• (Maryedith) "- ing way."

• (Newman) "Well, I wouldn't hear of it. I said, "Nice try, granny." And I sent her to the back of the line."

• (Jerry Seinfeld) "This is so f"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "ing good."
• (Maryedith) "Jerry."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Oh I'm sorry --"

• (Maryedith) "Well I hope you're happy."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "What?"
• (Maryedith) "Now every word out of my son's mouth is f"
• (Maryedith) ". You know what he said to me five minutes ago? Where's my F"
• (Maryedith) "ing cupcake?"

• (Maryedith) "You know Jerry?"
• (Matthew) "Of course. He's a funny f"
• (Matthew) "er."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "Listen, Matthew, I wanna explain something to you. Now, cursing is not something most comedians do."
• (Matthew) "You did it."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "That's truth but that was an accident, and I haven't done since and I would never do it again. And if you continuing cursing you'll never become a comedian like me when you grow up. Excuse me one second."
• (Elaine Benes) "You know Lloyd advises Dinkin in everything he does."
• (George Costanza) "Yeah -- big adviser."
• (Elaine Benes) "He tells him what soap to use."
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "What the f"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "k are you doing, you little piece of s"
• (Jerry Seinfeld) "t?"

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