The Noose Hangs High Quotes

The Noose Hangs High is a television show that first aired in 1970 . The Noose Hangs High ended in 1970.

It features Charles Barton as producer, and Irving Friedman in charge of musical score.

Each episode of The Noose Hangs High is 77 minutes long. The Noose Hangs High is distributed by Eagle-Lion Films.

The cast includes: Bud Abbott as Ted Higgins, Lou Costello as Tommy Hinchcliffe, Joseph Calleia as Nick Craig, and Cathy Downs as Carol Blair.

The Noose Hangs High Quotes

Cathy Downs as Carol Blair

• (Cathy Downs) "Let's see, that comes to a sum of --"
• (Lou Costello) "I wish I could get some of it back --"

Bud Abbott as Ted Higgins

• (Bud Abbott) "What if you had 5 dollars in one pant's pocket and 10 dollars in the other pants pocket. What would you have?"
• (Lou Costello) "Someone else's pants."

• (Bud Abbott) "We'll bet on Lolly at 30 to 1."
• (Lou Costello) "30 to 1? How can we do that? It's already quarter to."

• (Bud Abbott) "I'm always nervous when I handle money."
• (Lou Costello) "I'm always nervous when I don't handle it."

• (Bud Abbott) "We're as honest as the day is long."
• (Lou Costello) "That includes Daylight Savings."

Lou Costello as Tommy Hinchcliffe

• (Lou Costello) "A mounted fish? What whoppers that guy tells. Did you ever see a mounted fish? Did you ever see a fish on a horse?"

• (Lou Costello) "Put that floor back where it belongs."

• (Lou Costello) "Look at that wall over there. Isn't that a beautiful wall? You know what it reminds me of?"
• (Bud Abbott) "What?"
• (Lou Costello) "That wall over here."
• (Bud Abbott) "Oh stop. Walls are walls."

• (Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride) "There's another reason Lucky George will win. Lucky George is a mudder."
• (Lou Costello) "How can a he be a mother? Ain't a she always a mother?"
• (Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride) "Sometimes a he is a better mudder than a she."
• (Lou Costello) "How can you tell?"
• (Julius Caesar 'J.C.' McBride) "By their feet."

• (Lou Costello) "A guy in a white coat is coming for him and I don't mean the Good Humor man."

• (Lou Costello) "20 thousand laws in this city and we can't find one to break."
• (Bud Abbott) "Now don't get excited, Tommy. I'll get you out of this mess and get you in jail."

• (Lou Costello) "Fellows, Romans, and Countrymen. Who would like to buy a dope sheet?"

• (Unnamed) "I'm Dr. Richards, the painless dentist."
• (Unnamed) "Painless."
• (Lou Costello) "Well, I ain't."

Joseph Calleia as Nick Craig

• (Joseph Calleia) "I just want your footprints in the cement."
• (Lou Costello) "Whose going to see our footprints at the bottom of a barrel?"
• (Joseph Calleia) "The little fishies."

• (Joseph Calleia) "Where's my dough?"
• (Lou Costello) "It's a long story --"
• (Joseph Calleia) "I don't like long stories."
• (Lou Costello) "You like short ones?"
• (Joseph Calleia) "Yeah."
• (Lou Costello) "We ain't got the money."
• (Joseph Calleia) "Why, you --"
• (Lou Costello) "Too short?"

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