The Nude Bomb Quotes

The Nude Bomb is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Nude Bomb completed its run in 1970.

It features Jennings Lang as producer, and Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score.

The Nude Bomb is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Nude Bomb is 94 minutes long. The Nude Bomb is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Vittorio Gassman as Sauvage, Don Adams as Maxwell Smart, Dana Elcar as Chief, Sylvia Kristel as Agent 34, Sylvia Kristel as Agent 22, Sylvia Kristel as Agent 36, Norman Lloyd as Carruthers, Robert Karvelas as Larrabee, David Adnopoz as Doctor, Ceil Cabot as Landlady, Sylvia Kristel as Agent 13, and Rhonda Fleming as Edith Von Secondberg.

The Nude Bomb Quotes

Norman Lloyd as Carruthers

• (Norman Lloyd) "We've landed totally undetected, thanks to the my genius in creating the noiseless shush-copter."

Don Adams as Maxwell Smart

• (Don Adams) "Sorry about that, Chief."

• (Don Adams) "A stapler telephone? That's fantastic, Carruthers. Can it also be used as a stapler?"
• (Norman Lloyd) "No."
• (Don Adams) "Oh, well, you'd better work on that."

• (Don Adams) "Of course, the old big black truck trick."

• (Don Adams) "That girl worries me a lot, Chief. Whatever happened to the regulations regarding female agents? They're supposed to be unmarried, without dependence and willing to fool around a lot."

• (Don Adams) "Look, 22, when I'm on a case, I don't fool around. I mean, before a case? Maybe. After a case? Definitely. During a case? Never."

• (Don Adams) "36; 22; 36"

• (Don Adams) "You know, Chief, this nude bomb might solve a lot of problems."
• (Dana Elcar) "Such as?"
• (Don Adams) "Well for one thing, flashers."
• (Dana Elcar) "Only you would think of a that, Max."
• (Don Adams) "That's why they pay me the big bucks. And there'd be no more trouble with concealed weapons. I mean if everyone was nude, there'd be no place to hide a gun or a knife. Well, there is a place, but it could be painful."

• (Don Adams) "22 was married to the late, great 78? Wasn't he a little old for her?"
• (Sylvia Kristel) "Well, let's see. 22 was 21 when she married 78 in '72. 78 was 46, that means 78 was 22, 32, 42, 25 years older than 22. 22 joined P.I.T.S when 78 died in 75."
• (Don Adams) "Tell me, 13, how was 78 killed?"
• (Sylvia Kristel) "Investigating the numbers racket."

• (Don Adams) "That's the second biggest zipper I've ever seen."

• (Unnamed) "Now you realize, Mr. Smart, that once KAOS learns your mission, they'll stop at nothing. You'll be in imminent danger, constant jeopardy, facing death at every turn."
• (Don Adams) "And -- loving it."

• (Don Adams) "And if there's one thing I've learned, in many many years of experience, it's that you cannot be too careful with your gun."
• (Don Adams) "Excuse me."
• (Dana Elcar) "Are you al right?"
• (Don Adams) "Missed it by that much."

• (Don Adams) "22, I can explain this bra in 5 seconds."
• (Don Adams) "Eh, these panties are gonna take a little longer."

• (Don Adams) "Why, I once knew an agent who went into the Pentagon building in Washington, and was lost for three days."
• (Sylvia Kristel) "Three days? I can't believe anyone could get that confused."
• (Don Adams) "Well, let me see. I went in on a Tuesday --"

• (Don Adams) "Of course. The old dashboard in the draw trick."

• (Don Adams) "He's too weak to talk, he's humming the information to us."

Vittorio Gassman as Sauvage

• (Vittorio Gassman) "Well Mr Smart, evidently I underestimated you. You're not a complete fool after all. Almost, very close, but not complete."

• (Vittorio Gassman) "Calm down, dear Nino. I don't understand this outburst. You've become highly irrational since that explosion in your laboratory. You lost your eye, your arm, your leg, your larynx. What's wrong with you?"

• (Vittorio Gassman) "Maxwell Smart is a fool and a bumbler."
• (Unnamed) "So how do you explain how this bumbler has been able to thwart KAOS constanly in the past?"
• (Vittorio Gassman) "He's a lucky bumbler."

Sylvia Kristel as Agent 22

• (Sylvia Kristel) "We have to ask him some questions."
• (David Adnopoz) "He can't talk."
• (Don Adams) "Can he type?"

• (Sylvia Kristel) "I've never seen that maneuver before: falling over backwards and coming up shooting. When did you first think of that?"
• (Don Adams) "The second my foot hit this banana peel."

• (Sylvia Kristel) "Instant cloning?"
• (Vittorio Gassman) "Yes. When I need them, there'll be a room full of Roses."

• (Sylvia Kristel) "You're a legend, 86. When I was studying well the Spy Academy I reviewed every one of your cases."
• (Don Adams) "Oh, well, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story?"
• (Sylvia Kristel) "I think you're wonderful."
• (Don Adams) "Oh, you have heard my side of the story."

Ceil Cabot as Landlady

• (Ceil Cabot) "That doesn't look anything like you."
• (Don Adams) "It's my thumb print."

Dana Elcar as Chief

• (Dana Elcar) "We're really up against it, this time, 86. The fate of the entire world is in your hands."
• (Don Adams) "Oh no, not again. Well, ok this time, but next week I'm on vacation, Chief. If you get in trouble then, it's your ass."

• (Dana Elcar) "Where's Sauvage?"
• (Don Adams) "He got hung up."

Rhonda Fleming as Edith Von Secondberg

• (Rhonda Fleming) "You're quite witty."
• (Don Adams) "And charming."

Robert Karvelas as Larrabee

• (Robert Karvelas) "Max, I've been thinking about it. And if they decide to drop the nude bomb, I know the answer."
• (Robert Karvelas) "Well?"
• (Don Adams) "Well what?"
• (Robert Karvelas) "Don't you wanna know the answer?"
• (Don Adams) "No."
• (Robert Karvelas) "Food."
• (Don Adams) "Food?"
• (Robert Karvelas) "Sure, the whole world will start wearing food."

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