The Nutty Professor (1996 film) Quotes

The Nutty Professor (1996 film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . The Nutty Professor ended in 1970.

It features Brian Grazer; Russell Simmons as producer, David Newman (composer) in charge of musical score, and Julio Macat as head of cinematography.

The Nutty Professor (1996 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Nutty Professor (1996 film) is 95 minutes long. The Nutty Professor (1996 film) is distributed by Universal Studios.

The cast includes: Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump, Eddie Murphy as Sherman Klump, Larry Miller as Dean Richmond, Jamal Mixon as Ernie Klump, John Ales as Jason, and Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington.

The Nutty Professor (1996 film) Quotes

Dave Chappelle as Reggie Warrington

• (Dave Chappelle) "Boy's so fat, when he goes outside with a red shirt on, all the kids in the neighbourhood shout Kool Aid."

• (Dave Chappelle) "Boy's so fat, when they cut his ass open with a pen-knife, it bleed chocolate milk. What would you do for a klondike bar?"

• (Dave Chappelle) "Women be shoppin'. You cannot stop a woman from shoppin'."

• (Dave Chappelle) "Boy's ass is so fat, he's got more crack than Harlem."

• (Dave Chappelle) "Run for the hills everyone, it's Fatzilla."
• (Dave Chappelle) "Boy he looks like King Kong with titties."

Eddie Murphy as Mama Klump

• (Papa Klump) "That's your ho ass mama."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Cletus."

• (Eddie Murphy) "I assure you, I will not let you down."
• (Larry Miller) "You won't. I know you won't. As a matter of fact, I know you're going to be perfect. Do you know how I know all these things? I know them because if you're not perfect, nevermind the yelling, the screaming and the firing. If anything goes wrong, for any reason"
• (Larry Miller) "I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away."

• (Papa Klump) "Everybody better cover your plate."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Here, momma, have some water."
• (Grandma Klump) "Whatcha talking' about cover your plate? Not tonight, Cletus. I'll kick your ass."

• (Professor Carla Purty) "I just had to come over and introduce myself because I've been following your work for many years and I'm a big fan."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Well, thank you very much. I'm fatter, er, flattered that you've been following my work the way you have."

• (Eddie Murphy) "The truth is, Carla, I'm a big man. Now I will lose weight, but I'm always gonna be big no matter what I do. So anyone I end up with is just going to have to accept me for who I am. More importantly, I'm going to have to accept myself for who I am."

• (Eddie Murphy) "When the good Lord made you, He made you beautiful inside and out."

• (Lance) "You're not pathetic. People. Pounds do not lose themselves. You have to work. Work. Work. Everybody up. Get up. You, too, at home. Everybody up and say --"
• (Lance) "Yes, I can."
• (Lance) "Say it again."
• (Lance) "Yes, I can."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yes, I can."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Yes, I can. Yes --."
• (Unnamed) "Quiet down, damn it."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Sorry 'bout that down there, Mr. Wilson."
• (Unnamed) "Klump, shut up."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I can."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Cletus, the dog has ripped the garbage bag open again."
• (Papa Klump) "Well, shoot the damn dog."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I ain't shootin' no dog."
• (Papa Klump) "I'm tryin' to watch "Roseanne.""

• (Eddie Murphy) "Sherman, I think I do remember hearing something on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly."
• (Papa Klump) "You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine."
• (Papa Klump) "There. Now my colon is clean. I'm talking squeaky clean."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Every time we have a meal, you start breaking gas. Don't break gas and destroy our meal."
• (Papa Klump) "Don't tell me to stop. You're the one that brought up colon cleansin' and all that mess."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I did not say anything about breakin' gas. I said I was going to get my colon cleaned."
• (Papa Klump) "Don't you talk about puttin' a tube up somebody's ass, but I can't break wind."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I didn't say nothin' about puttin' no hose up nobody's ass. Clesius, I said - --"
• (Papa Klump) "What you think a colonic is? You think you're gonna run your asshole by the car wash?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "You're chokin' the baby."
• (Papa Klump) "As Iong as I pay the bills, I do what I want at this table. Case in point."
• (Grandma Klump) "Who will call my name?"
• (Papa Klump) "Yeah, I'll call you up if your name is - --"
• (Grandma Klump) "Keep insulting me."
• (Grandma Klump) "I'll toss this between the crack of your ass."
• (Papa Klump) "You know, I can go all night."
• (Eddie Murphy) "I hope you fart until your asshole falls out."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Oh, my baby too."
• (Papa Klump) "Oops. Now see what you made me do?"
• (Papa Klump) "god**** it, I messed up my pants."

• (Buddy Love) "Tank ass."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Tinkerbell."
• (Buddy Love) "Blubber butt."
• (Eddie Murphy) "Featherweight."

• (Eddie Murphy) "Cletus, come clean this garbage up."
• (Papa Klump) "Man, I'm watchin' TV."
• (Grandma Klump) "I'll kick your lazy ass up."
• (Papa Klump) "I told you, none of your damn business."
• (Grandma Klump) "You lazy mother --."

John Ales as Jason

• (John Ales) "Oh, man. This is Freddy Krueger s***, man."

Larry Miller as Dean Richmond

• (Larry Miller) "Comfy?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "Quite."
• (Larry Miller) "Anything I can get for you? Juice? Coffee? Rack of lamb?"
• (Eddie Murphy) "No, sir, I'm fine."

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