The Office (U.S. TV series) Quotes

The Office is a Mockumentary that was first aired in 2005 on NBC. The Office completed its run in 2013.

The Office aired for 9 seasons and 201 episodes. It features Kent Zbornak, Michael Schur, Ken Kwapis, Mindy Kaling, Steve Carell, Lee Eisenberg; Gene Stupnitsky, Randy Cordray, Justin Spitzer; Charlie Grandy; Warren Lieberstein; Halsted Sullivan; Steve Hely; David Rogers; Aaron Shure, Steve Burgess, Jenna Fischer, Ed Helms, John Krasinski, Rainn Wilson, and Graham Wagner as producer, Jay Ferguson (American musician) as theme composer, and Randall Einhorn, Matt Sohn, Sarah Levy, and Peter Smokler as head of cinematography. The Office is executive produced by Ben Silverman; Greg Daniels; Ricky Gervais; Stephen Merchant; Howard Klein; Ken Kwapis, Paul Lieberstein, Jennifer Celotta, B. J. Novak, Mindy Kaling, and Brent Forrester; Dan Sterling.

The Office is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Office is 22-42 minutes long. The Office is produced by Deedle-Dee Productions; Reveille Productions, Endemol Shine North America, NBC Universal Television Studio, Universal Media Studios, and Universal Television and distributed by NBCUniversal Television Distribution.

The Office Quotes

• (Michael Scott) "Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."

• (Unnamed) "Nope, it's not Ashton Kutcher. It's Kevin Malone. Equally handsome, equally smart."

• (Unnamed) "Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam."

• (Michael Scott) "Close your eyes. Picture a convict. What's he wearing? Nothing special; baseball cap on backward, baggy pants. He says something ordinary like, "Yo, that's shizzle". Okay, now slowly open your eyes again. Who are you picturing? A black man? Wrong. That was a white woman. Surprised? Well, shame on you."

• (Michael Scott) "That's what she said."

• (Michael Scott) "This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."

• (Andy Bernard) "Rit-dit-dit-do-doo."

• (Michael Scott) "Well, just tell him to call me ASAP as possible."

• (Michael Scott) "Dwight, you ignorant slut."

• (Unnamed) "Jim, would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, God, nature. Please."
• (Unnamed) "When two animals are having sex --"

• (Unnamed) "Hey, I want to set you up with my daughter"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I'm engaged to Pam."
• (Unnamed) "I thought you were gay?"
• (Unnamed) "Then why would you want to set me up with your daughter?"
• (Unnamed) "I don't know."

• (Unnamed) "I was thinking maybe we could jam his drawers so they only come out two inches, and then that way you could see everything in them but you can't get in them."
• (Unnamed) "Does Edgar Allan Poe know about that one? So sinister."
• (Unnamed) "That wouldn't annoy a person at all. What do you; where do you come up with this stuff?"
• (Unnamed) "Okay. Alright, well, this isn't my best, but call Froggy101. Say that we're the tour manager for Justin Bieber and we're giving away free tickets, we give them a number to call for the tickets, and it's his number."
• (Unnamed) "Who is Justice Beaver?"
• (Unnamed) "He -- it's a crime-fighting beaver."

• (Unnamed) "Hi, Mich --"
• (Michael Scott) "No, God --. No, God, please, no --. No --. No --. Nooooo."

• (Michael Scott) "Occasionally, I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me."

• (Michael Scott) "I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."

• (Andy Bernard) "I'm always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter that makes stairs."

• (Unnamed) "Boy have you done lost your mind? Cause I'll HELP you find it."

• (Unnamed) "I kinda know what it's like to be in commercials. My nickname in high school used to be Kool-Aid Man."

• (Michael Scott) "I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."

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