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The One That Got Away (Modern Family) Quotes

The One That Got Away (Modern Family) is a television show that debuted in 1970 . The One That Got Away ended its run in 1970.

The One That Got Away (Modern Family) Quotes

  • (Cameron Tucker) "And you know what? I wouldn't worry too much, she's going to like you even if sports aren't your thing."
  • (Manny Delgado) "Aren't my thing? I have a tennis racket upstairs I only use as a bubble bath frother."
  • (Glen Whipple) "I just thought you would be with Claire Pritchett."
  • (Phil Dunphy) "You remember Claire?"
  • (Glen Whipple) "Oh, yeah. I used to be so jealous of you."
  • (Phil Dunphy) "You were jealous of me?"
  • (Glen Whipple) "Sure. Claire Pritchett, with that blonde hair and those blue eyes, and that great smile -- I can just picture her smiling right now."
  • (Phil Dunphy) "I can."
  • (Glen Whipple) "I wonder who landed her? Lucky son of a bitch."
  • (Phil Dunphy) "Yeah. Lucky."
  • (Jay Pritchett) "Hello? She's not with me, Cam. I got her phone. Why are you crying? How do you get kicked out of a bakery? Well, that'll do it."
  • (Cameron Tucker) "I'm sorry to ask you to get your own birthday cake, but I can't get ahold of any-anyone else."
  • (Jay Pritchett) "Can't do it. I'm on my way to the lake, finally. Just get something at the grocery store."
  • (Cameron Tucker) "I am not getting you a grocery store cake."
  • (Cameron Tucker) "Gloria asked me to handle this. She's gonna yell at me, Jay. She can be mean in Spanish."
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "Where did you learn to do that?"
  • (Claire Dunphy) "Where did you get a sailor suit at such short notice?"
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "Fair enough."
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "Eew. It's Merlot."
  • (Phil Dunphy) "At first I thought nothing of it, but then other people made the same mistake. It reminded me of my first job as a parking attendant. I remember this one time I drove an Austin-Martin. The looks I got when I drove that baby around. I'm not going to dent this one."
  • (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "So this is really what you want to do all day? Fishing?"
  • (Jay Pritchett) "Then after that, a gourmet meal. The Sausage of the Month Club really nailed it in May. Makes up for last month with that chorizo. No offense."
  • (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "What's this offended? Is just a sausage, it's not in our flag."
  • (Claire Dunphy) "Come on, kids. It's your grandfather's birthday. You need to take this seriously."
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "Permission to come aboard."
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "That's trespassing."
  • (Claire Dunphy) "No it's not. We used to live here."
  • (Mitchell Pritchett) "I don't think that does what you think it does."
  • (Luke Dunphy) "Leave it to me. I'll just do some creative editing. Just give me two hours, then another hour. Someone get me a chocolate milk, with extra salt."

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