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The One Where No One's Ready Quotes

The One Where No One's Ready is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The One Where No One's Ready ended its run in 1970.

The One Where No One's Ready Quotes

  • (Rachel) "oh by the way, I'm going "commando" too."
  • (Chandler) "You know what's weird? Donald Duck never wore pants. But whenever he's getting out of the shower, he always puts a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?"
  • (Joey) "Here it is, buddy boy. You hide my clothes, I'm wearing everything you own."
  • (Chandler) "Oh, my God, that is so not the opposite of taking someone's underwear."
  • (Joey) "Look at me, I'm Chandler, could I be wearing any more clothes?"
  • (Chandler) "All right, I took the quiz, and it turns out, I do put career before men."
  • (Joey) "Where's my underwear?"
  • (Ross) "Whoa, whoa, whoa. You took his underwear?"
  • (Chandler) "He took my essence."
  • (Ross) "Okay, now hold on. Joey, why can't you just wear the underwear you're wearing now?"
  • (Joey) "Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now."
  • (Ross) "Okay, then why do you have to wear underwear tonight?"
  • (Joey) "It's a rented tux. Okay? I'm not gonna go commando in another man's fatigues."
  • (Phoebe) "Hi, it's me, I'm coming over now. Hey. What if I'm already there when you're playing this message?"
  • (Phoebe) "Is that too spooky?"
  • (Chandler) "All right, fine, you know what? We'll both sit in the chair."
  • (Chandler) "I'm soooo comfortable."
  • (Joey) "Me too. In fact, I think I might be a little too comfortable."
  • (Chandler) "All right."
  • (Ross) "Look, I'm sorry, I thought it looked pretty."
  • (Rachel) "Ross, that was a Halloween costume, unless you would like me to go to this thing as Little Bo Peep."
  • (Ross) "Look, I didn't recognize it without that inflatable sheep."
  • (Rachel) "Yeah, which, by the way Chandler, I would like back one of these days."
  • (Chandler) "We used them as pillows when we went camping."
  • (Ross) "What?"
  • (Chandler) "The sheep."
  • (Ross) "Hey, what you do on your own time --"
  • (Joey) "All right, they got water, orange juice, and what looks like cider."
  • (Chandler) "Taste it."
  • (Joey) "Yep, it's fat. I drank fat."
  • (Chandler) "Yeah, I know, I did that two minutes ago."
  • (Phoebe) "Hello."
  • (Ross) "Hey."
  • (Joey) "Whoa."
  • (Ross) "Wow, hello. You look great."
  • (Phoebe) "Thank you. I know, though."
  • (Ross) "Look, I don't care it starts at eight, we can't be late."
  • (Phoebe) "We could not, would not want to wait."
  • (Chandler) "Is it wrong that I was totally aroused by that?"
  • (Rachel) "Oh, and, uh, by the way --"
  • (Ross) "What?"
  • (Rachel) "I am going commando, too."
  • (Phoebe) "Rachel didn't have anything that I liked, but she had this Christmas ribbon, and I thought, 'All right, fine I'll be political.'"
  • (Chandler) "What are you supporting?"
  • (Phoebe) "Duh. Christmas."
  • (Joey) "Wow, what a cool job."
  • (Joey) "You have two new messages. Please pass the pie."
  • (Chandler) "All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole.""
  • (Joey) "Okay."
  • (Chandler) "What are you doing?"
  • (Joey) "You said I had to give you the chair, you didn't say anything about the cushions."
  • (Chandler) "The cushions are the essence of the chair."
  • (Joey) "THAT'S RIGHT. I'm taking the ESSENCE."
  • (Chandler) "Oh-ho, he'll be back. Oh-ho, there's nobody in the room."

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