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The Pacifier Quotes

The Pacifier is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Pacifier ended in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum; Gary Barber; Jonathan Glickman as producer, John Debney in charge of musical score, and Peter James (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

The Pacifier is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Pacifier is 95 minutes long. The Pacifier is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Vin Diesel as Shane Wolfe, Max Thieriot as Seth Plummer, Morgan York as Lulu Plummer, Carol Kane as Helga, Brittany Snow as Zoe Plummer, Faith Ford as Julie Plummer, Brad Garrett as Vice Principal Murney, Kegan and Logan Hoover as Peter Plummer, and Chris Potter as Scott.

The Pacifier Quotes

Vin Diesel as Shane Wolfe

  • (Vin Diesel) "We're going to do this my way, no highway option."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Ewwww, Red Baby."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Rule number one: never be too eager to rush your opponent."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Where's the older male? There were five."
  • (Carol Kane) "He walks like Dracula, silent as the dead."
  • (Brittany Snow) "He's in his room."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Think of it as a Bradley Assault Vehicle."
  • (Max Thieriot) "Yeah, especially with Zoe driving."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Mrs. Plummer, I will personally make sure your kids are --"
  • (Vin Diesel) "Oh, my God."
  • (Faith Ford) "Sorry, that's Gary. He was Howard's."
  • (Vin Diesel) "He bit me."
  • (Faith Ford) "I know. He thinks he's a guard dog."
  • (Vin Diesel) "What is it?"
  • (Max Thieriot) "It's a minivan."
  • (Vin Diesel) "I can't today, I'm on duty --"
  • (Brad Garrett) "Oh yeah, you're babysitting. More like "doo-doo duty.""
  • (Vin Diesel) "I'm never gonna be able to remember your names so you're Red One, Red Two, Red Three, Red Baby."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Once upon a time, there was a family of elves and one day the little elf family went into the magic forest to look for a secret gnome facility. The gnomes were turning mushrooms into uranium, so three of the elves laid down heavy suppressive fire on the gnomes while the others manoeuvered around to the right flank, killing all those left alive."
  • (Vin Diesel) "From this position, it is relatively easy to manipulate your opponent. Thus we have the chicken wing, the arm bar, the crow bar and my personal favorite; the pacifier."
  • (Firefly Scout) "Den mother, you frighten me."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Good."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Give me twenty."
  • (Vin Diesel) "I mean push-ups."
  • (Vin Diesel) "When you're down and low, lower than the floor, And you feel like you ain't got a chance. Bom, bom, bom, Don't make a move till you're in the groove And do the Peter Panda Dance:"
  • (Vin Diesel) "'Just hop three times like a kangaroo, Side-step twice just like those/the crabs do, Three steps forward, one step back. Quick like a turtle, lie on your back."
  • (Vin Diesel) "'Roll like a log till you can't roll no more.' Better jump up quick like there ain't no floor, Hold your breath, and jump/step/slide to the left'; And that's the Peter, I swear that's the Peter, That's the Peter Panda Dance."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Goodnight, Peter Panda."
  • (Vin Diesel) "And they say war is hell."
  • (Vin Diesel) "They were after this."
  • (Morgan York) "They want our "Ghost" movie? Haven't they heard of Blockbuster?"

Morgan York as Lulu Plummer

  • (Morgan York) "See? But he usually breaks down the door."
  • (Morgan York) "Land. Solid land."
  • (Morgan York) "I think you're cute."
  • (Vin Diesel) "Thank you."
  • (Morgan York) "I told you he had boobs."
  • (Morgan York) "I can cross my eyes, wanna see?"
  • (Vin Diesel) "No."
  • (Morgan York) "He hates it when I do that."
  • (Vin Diesel) "I know the feeling."

Max Thieriot as Seth Plummer

  • (Max Thieriot) "Oh my god. What did you do?"
  • (Vin Diesel) "I was trying to protect you."
  • (Max Thieriot) "How? By pulling a shock-and-awe on my door?"
  • (Vin Diesel) "I can fix that."
  • (Max Thieriot) "No you can't. It's broken in half."
  • (Max Thieriot) "Oh, bite me."
  • (Max Thieriot) "There is a man in the house. It's me."
  • (Max Thieriot) "Zoey, you're going too fast. You're not gonna have enough time to stop."
  • (Brittany Snow) "Who said anything about stopping? I'm parking."

Brad Garrett as Vice Principal Murney

  • (Brad Garrett) "You mess with the bull, you get the horns."
  • (Brad Garrett) "I'm Vice Principal Murney, or Murnanator as the wrestling team calls me. My friends call me Little Puppet."

Brittany Snow as Zoe Plummer

  • (Brittany Snow) "Personal Bubble Invasion."
  • (Brittany Snow) "Who are all these people?"
  • (Chris Potter) "I don't know."
  • (Brittany Snow) "We need to talk."
  • (Chris Potter) "Don't hate the player, girl, hate the game."

Faith Ford as Julie Plummer

  • (Faith Ford) "I trusted you -- Howard trusted you -- you betrayed us -- and you betrayed your country."
  • (Unnamed) "Guess what? North Korea pays better."
  • (Faith Ford) "She was never really a good neighbor."

Kegan and Logan Hoover as Peter Plummer

  • (Kegan and Logan Hoover) "Good night, Daddy."

Carol Kane as Helga

  • (Carol Kane) "Are you license to kill?"
  • (Vin Diesel) "-- No, why?"
  • (Carol Kane) "Too bad. It could have come in handy."

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