The Parent Trap (1998 film) Quotes

The Parent Trap (1998 film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . The Parent Trap stopped airing in 1970.

It features Charles Shyer as producer, Alan Silvestri in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

The Parent Trap (1998 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Parent Trap (1998 film) is 128 minutes long. The Parent Trap (1998 film) is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution.

The cast includes: Lindsay Lohan as Hallie, Dennis Quaid as Nick Parker, Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake, Natasha Richardson as Elizabeth James, Polly Holliday as Marva Kulp, Sr., Dennis Quaid as Nicole, and Maggie Wheeler as Marva Kulp, Jr..

The Parent Trap (1998 film) Quotes

Dennis Quaid as Nick Parker

• (Dennis Quaid) "What's going on?"
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Here's what's going on, buddy: the day we get married is the day I ship those brats off to Switzerland, get the picture? It's me, or them. Take your pick."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Them."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Excuse me?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "T-H-E-M, them."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Get the picture?"

• (Dennis Quaid) "So, where's Chessie? I'm starving."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Well, she and Martin went off to a picnic around noon. Yesterday."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Really. Who would have thought. My nanny, your butler."

• (Dennis Quaid) "I'm going to take the lead. You two help Meredith."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Sure you'll help me. Right over a cliff you'll help me."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Not a bad idea."
• (Annie) "Yeah, see any cliffs?"

• (Dennis Quaid) "I'm not marrying her because she's Annie Oakley."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Who's Annie Oakley?"

• (Dennis Quaid) "I told Hallie."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "You did? And?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "She went ballistic. She started yelling in French. I didn't even know she spoke French."

• (Dennis Quaid) "You know, sometime if we're ever really alone maybe we could talk about what happened between us. You know it's all a bit hazy to me now. It ended so fast."
• (Natasha Richardson) "You mean it started so fast."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Well, that part I remember perfectly."

• (Dennis Quaid) "Hal, come here. We have to talk"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Okay shoot."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Okay, honey -- I want to know what you think about making Meredith part of the family?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Part of our family?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Yeah."
• (Annie as Hallie) "I think it's an awesome idea. Inspired. Brilliant really."
• (Dennis Quaid) "You do? Really? You do?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Totally, it's like a dream come true. I've always wanted a big sister."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Oh -- um -- Honey, I'm think you're kind of missing the point."
• (Annie as Hallie) "No, I'm not. You're gonna adopt Meredith. That is so sweet, Dad."
• (Dennis Quaid) "No, I'm not going to adopt her. I'm going to MARRY her."
• (Annie as Hallie) "Marry her? That's insane. How can you marry a woman young enough to be my big sister?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Mais tu plaisantes, j'espère. Meredith, ce n'est pas une fille pour toi. Mais c'est pas possible, je rêve. Qu'est-ce qui --"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Hal, Hal, Hal. Calm down, Hal."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Are you speaking French?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "I -- I learned it at camp."
• (Annie as Hallie) "Ok, I'm sorry. Let's discuss this calmly. Calmly and rationally."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Yeah and in English if you don't mind, right?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Okay."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Sweetheart what has gotten into you?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Nothing, nothing, just -- just -- Dad, you can't get married. It'll totally ruin completely everything."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Hal. Hal. Hallie."
• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "Don't look at me. I don't know a thing."

• (Dennis Quaid) "You know, I may never be alone with you again. So about that day you packed, why'd you do it?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh, Nick. We were so young. We both had tempers, we said stupid things so I packed. Got on my very first 747, and you didn't come after me."
• (Dennis Quaid) "I didn't know that you wanted me to."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Well, that really doesn't matter anymore. So, let's put on a good face for the girls and get the show on the road, huh?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Yeah, sure. Let's get the show on the road."

• (Annie as Hallie) "Oh gosh, it's him"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Hey, Hal"
• (Dennis Quaid) "welcome home kiddo"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Get into these arms, you little punk"
• (Annie as Hallie) "Dad, finally"

Lindsay Lohan as Hallie

• (Lindsay Lohan) "Oh my God."
• (Annie) "What?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "I have pierced ears."
• (Annie) "No. No, no, and no, not happening. Sorry, wrong number, I won't. I re; fuse."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Then cutting your hair was a total waste. There's no way I can go to camp with pierced ears and come home without them. I mean, come on. Get real."

• (Annie) "Hallie, what was your mother like?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "I never met her. She and my Dad split up when I was a baby, maybe even before, I'm not sure. He doesn't really like to talk about her -- but I know she was really beautiful."
• (Annie) "How do you know that?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Because my dad had this old picture of her hidden in his sock drawer and he caught me looking at it all the time so he gave it to me to keep. I'm really thirsty, you sure you don't want to go to the canteen and get something to drink?"
• (Annie) "Will you stop thinking about your stomach at a time like this."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "At a time like what?"
• (Annie) "Don't you realize what's happening? Oh man, this is beyond coincidence, this is beyond imagination. I only have a mother, and you only have a father -- You've never seen your Mom, and I've never seen my Dad. You have one old picture of your Mom, I have one old picture of my Dad but at least yours is probably a whole picture."
• (Annie) "Mine's a pathetic little thing, ripped right down the middle -- What are you rummaging in your trunk for this time?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "This. It's the picture of my Mom. And it's ripped too."
• (Annie) "Right down the middle?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Right down the middle."
• (Annie) "This is so freaky. Okay. On the count of three, we'll show them to each other, okay?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Okay."
• (Annie) "One --"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Two --"
• (Annie) "Three."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "That's my Dad --"
• (Annie) "That's my Mom --"
• (Annie) "That's the lunch bell."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "I'm not so hungry anymore. So if your Mom is my Mom and my Dad is your Dad -- and we're both born on October 11th, then you and I are -- like -- sisters."
• (Annie) "Sisters? Hallie, we're like twins."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Oh my god."
• (Annie) "Oh my god."

• (Annie) "That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature to ever walk the planet."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Thank you, thank you very much."

• (Lindsay Lohan) "Look, I can do you already."
• (Lindsay Lohan) ""Yes, you want to know the real difference between us? I have class and you don't." Come on, Annie. I gotta meet my ma."

• (Annie) "This is so scary."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Honey, you never looked better."

• (Lindsay Lohan) "I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. I'll make you a little deal: loser jumps into the lake after the game."
• (Annie) "Excellent."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Butt naked."
• (Annie) "Even more excellent. Start unzipping, Parker."
• (Annie) "Straight, in diamonds."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "You're good James -- but -- you're just not good enough."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "In your honor, a royal flush."

• (Lindsay Lohan) "Dad, what's Meredith doing here?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Your mother invited her."
• (Annie) "What?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Be nice."

• (Annie) "This is Martin, he's our butler."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "We have a butler?"

• (Lindsay Lohan) "I have a brilliant beyond brilliant idea."

• (Zoe) "I swear, I heard that girl sneezing all the way across the mess hall this morning."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "I'm so tired. I'm crawling back into bed, and sleeping till lunch."
• (Dennis Quaid) "That does not sound like a possibility, babe."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Why not?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "That's why not."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "No way."

• (Lindsay Lohan) "We actually did it."

• (Annie) "Don't shut YOUR eyes."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Okay, sorry. Got a little nervous."
• (Annie) "YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Hey, you sounded just like me."
• (Annie) "Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I?"
• (Annie) "Go on, just do it."

• (Annie) "Okay, this is Grandfather --"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "He's so cute. What do we call him?"
• (Annie) "Grandfather --"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Why didn't I think of that? --"

• (Lindsay Lohan) "Want one?"
• (Annie) "Oh, sure, I love Oreos. At home, I eat them with -- I eat them with peanut butter."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "You do? That is so weird."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "So do I."
• (Annie) "You're kidding. Most people find that totally disgusting."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "I know, I don't get it."
• (Annie) "Me either."

• (Lindsay Lohan) "You wanna know the real difference between us?"
• (Annie) "Let me see -- I know how to fence and you don't. Or, I have class and you don't. Take your pick."
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Why, I oughta --."

Natasha Richardson as Elizabeth James

• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "Hello"
• (Martin, the James' Butler) "Hello -- hello to you"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Chessy, this is our butler, Martin."
• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "How do you do?"
• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "I'm her butler."
• (Martin, the James' Butler) "Enchanté mademoiselle"
• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "Gee, the pleasure's all mine monsieur."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Hallie Parker."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh, don't do this to me. I'm already seeing double."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Annie."
• (Hallie as Annie) "That's where I have to go; I have to go see Annie."
• (Natasha Richardson) "I see, and where might Annie be?"
• (Hallie as Annie) "In Napa, with her father Nick Parker."
• (Natasha Richardson) "You're not Annie?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "That would be correct."
• (Natasha Richardson) "You're Hallie?"
• (Hallie as Annie) "I am. Annie and I met up at camp and, and we decided to switch places. I'm sorry, but I've never seen you and I've dreamt of meeting you my whole life and Annie felt the exact same way about Dad so, so we sort of just switched lives. I hope you're not mad because I love you so much, and I just hope that one day you could love me as me, and not as Annie."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh darling, I've loved you your whole life."
• (Martin, the James' Butler) "I've never been so happy in my entire life."

• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "Hi, you probably don't remember me. I --"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Chessy."
• (Chessy, the Parker's Maid) "I knew I always liked her."

• (Hallie as Annie) "His and hers kids. No offense, Mom, but this arrangement really sucks."
• (Natasha Richardson) "I agree, it totally sucks."

• (Hallie as Annie) "I'm sorry, it's just I've missed you so much."
• (Natasha Richardson) "I know, it seems like it's been forever."
• (Hallie as Annie) "You have no idea."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Martin. What are you doing?"
• (Martin, the James' Butler) "Going for a dip, madame, do you mind?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Uh no no no, that -- that's perfectly -- perfect. Have fun. Someone ought to."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Here's to -- here's to you. May your life be far less complicated than mine."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Why thank you."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Hey stranger --"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Hey Mom, did you know that the Concorde gets you here in half the time?"
• (Natasha Richardson) "Yes, I, I've heard that --"
• (Annie) "What are you doing here?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "It took us abound 30 seconds after you guys left for us to realize we didn't want to lose you two again."
• (Natasha Richardson) "We?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "We. I made the mistake of not coming after you once, Lizzie. I'm not going to do that again no matter how brave you are."
• (Natasha Richardson) "And I suppose you just expect me to go weak at the knees, and fall into your arms, and cry hysterically. And say we'll just figure this whole thing out. A bi-continental relationship with our daughters being raised here and there. And. And, you and I just picking up where we left off and growing old together. And -- and -- c'mon, Nick, what do you expect? To live happily ever after?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Yes. To all of the above. Except you don't have to cry hysterically."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Oh, yes I do."

• (Natasha Richardson) "Where are we?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "This is where we're eating?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "No. Actually, that's where we're eating."
• (Annie) "She's ours for the night."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Wow. So, how exactly are we paying for this?"
• (Annie) "Well, we pooled our allowances."
• (Dennis Quaid) "Yeah. Right. Annie?"
• (Annie) "Okay. Grandfather chipped in a bit."
• (Natasha Richardson) "Annie."
• (Annie) "Okay. He chipped in a lot."

Elaine Hendrix as Meredith Blake

• (Elaine Hendrix) "You know, from the way your father talked about you, I expected a little girl, but you are so grown-up."
• (Annie as Hallie) "I'll be twelve soon. How old are you?"
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Twenty-six."
• (Annie as Hallie) "Only fifteen years older than me. How old are you again, Dad?"
• (Dennis Quaid) "Wow, suddenly you're so interested in math."

• (Elaine Hendrix) "Have you seen your father?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "You talking to me?"
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Who are you, Robert De Niro? Yes, I am talking to you."

• (Annie) "Need a hand, Mer?"
• (Elaine Hendrix) "Not from you, thank you. Don't think I can see past those angelic faces. One more trick from you two, and I promise I'll make your lives miserable from the day I say "I do." Got it?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Got it, Cruella."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "What did you call me?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Nothing. Nothing. Not a thing, Cruella. Oh, by the way, Mer. I think there's something on your head."

• (Annie as Hallie) "I know what mystery my father sees in you."
• (Elaine Hendrix) "You do?"
• (Annie as Hallie) "You're young, beautiful, sexy, and hey, the guy is only human, but if you ask me marriage is supposed to be based on something more than just sex, right?"

Maggie Wheeler as Marva Kulp, Jr.

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Polly Holliday as Marva Kulp, Sr.

• (Polly Holliday) "Excuse me, girls. I just got to have a scoop of these gorgeous strawberries. Would you care for some dear?"
• (Lindsay Lohan) "Oh, no thanks, can't. I-I'm allergic."
• (Polly Holliday) "Oh, that's too bad. How about you, dear, strawberries?"
• (Annie) "Oh, sorry, I wish I could, but I can't, I-I'm allergic."
• (Polly Holliday) "Yes, you just told me that over here. How'd you get over there? Well, first day at camp you'll have to excuse the old girl."
• (Polly Holliday) "At least I'm not putting salt in the sugar shakers. Well, actually sugar in the salt shakers, but -- now where did she get off to?"

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