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The People vs. Larry Flynt Quotes

The People vs. Larry Flynt is a television program that first aired in 1970 . The People vs. Larry Flynt ended in 1970.

It features Oliver Stone as producer, Thomas Newman in charge of musical score, and Philippe Rousselot as head of cinematography.

The People vs. Larry Flynt is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The People vs. Larry Flynt is 130 minutes long. The People vs. Larry Flynt is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Woody Harrelson as Larry Flynt, Woody Harrelson as Larry Flint, Edward Norton as Alan Isaacman, Edward Norton as Isaacman, Brett Harrelson as Jimmy Flynt, Courtney Love as Althea, Richard Paul as Jerry Falwell, Burt Neuborne as Roy Grutman, James Carville as Simon Leis, Crispin Glover as Arlo, James Cromwell as Charles Keating, Courtney Love as Pa Flynt, Larry Flynt as Judge Morrissey - Cincinnati Court, Vincent Schiavelli as Chester, and Donna Hanover as Ruth Carter Stapleton.

The People vs. Larry Flynt Quotes

Edward Norton as Isaacman

  • (Edward Norton) "Listen, I'm sitting here with the eminently reasonable District Attorney of the state of Georgia."
  • (Edward Norton) "Right. He's very impressed by your conversion, he wants to cut us a plea bargain."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "A plea bargain? Because I've found God?"
  • (Edward Norton) "Larry, listen to me for a second: Don't argue with me on this, ok. Just say yes because I've pulled a lot of strings to make this happen."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Is he sitting there with you?"
  • (Edward Norton) "Yes, he is."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Would you do me a favor? Just tell that miserable old gray-haired bastard to go f*** himself, we're going to trial."
  • (Edward Norton) "Ok, right."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Oh, and praise the lord."
  • (Edward Norton) "I've gotten the bail all taken care of so you don't have to worry about that, we should talk about the case after you have a little rest."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Wait, who hired you?"
  • (Edward Norton) "Your wife hired me."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "My wife? Are you "doing" her?"
  • (Edward Norton) "Wait a minute, am I what?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I'm just kidding, I like you, give me a call after you graduate from law school."
  • (Edward Norton) "I'm out of law school."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "How old are you? Twenty two?"
  • (Edward Norton) "Twenty seven, Harvard law school, three years in the public defender's office obviously you can get whoever you want to represent you in this case let me say this: your pretty far out there even for the guys that do a lot of this stuff. I am interested in your case, the problem you've got is definitely what I know best and I am good at what I do."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You specialize in porn?"
  • (Edward Norton) "No, I don't specialize in porn, I'll be perfectly honest I don't particularly like what you do, I specialize in civil liberties."
  • (Edward Norton) "Larry, thousands of people petition the Supreme Court, OK? Thousands."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah, and our case is as good as any."
  • (Edward Norton) "Our case is better than most, you're missing my point, and that is they will never pick you. Because you're a nightmare. They're afraid if they let you in there, you're gonna wear a diaper, or throw oranges at the justices, and they should be, Larry, because in all the times you've gone to the court asking for help, you've never once demonstrated any respect for its institutions and procedures."
  • (Edward Norton) "I'm not trying to convince you to like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what Larry Flynt does."
  • (Edward Norton) "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you have heard a lot today, and I'm not gonna go back over it, but you have to go into that room and make some decisions. But before you do, there's something you need to know. I am not trying to suggest that you should like what Larry Flynt does. I don't like what Larry Flynt does, but what I do like is the fact that I live in a country where you and I can make that decision for ourselves. I like the fact that I live in a country where I can pick up Hustler magazine and read it, or throw it in the garbage can if that's where I think it belongs."
  • (Edward Norton) "This is over"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "No it's not over we can go higher"
  • (Edward Norton) "Higher?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "The Supreme Court"
  • (Edward Norton) "They'll never pick you because as far as their concerned you're just a pig"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You always said the principle "a pig has the same rights as the president""
  • (Edward Norton) "yeah, yeah, yeah -- people bet tired of "a pig""
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Bulls*** you're scared your letting these guys steam roll all over us"
  • (Edward Norton) "it's not just them, it's me. I am not taking you. Lawyers dream about a case like this in front of The Supreme Court of the United States, and they would probably want to hear us, if you want to know the truth but I am not going with you."
  • (Edward Norton) "I won't do it again, I can't. I'm going to do it in front of the Supreme Court of the United States. Your sentimental speeches and your "Cornwall Patriotism" just don't work on me anymore because I don't believe you"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "you're my friend, we're friends. I would love to be remembered for something "meaningful""
  • (Edward Norton) "Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation."
  • (Edward Norton) "At the heart of the First Amendment is the recognition of the fundamental importance of the free flow of ideas, freedom to speak one's mind is not only an aspect of an individual liberty but is essential to the quest for truth and the vitality of society as a whole, in the world of debate about public affairs many things done with motives that are less than admirable are none of the less protected by the first amendment."
  • (Edward Norton) "I can exercise my right and not buy Hustler Magazine I like that I have that right I care about it and you should care about it too because we live in a free country we say that a lot but sometimes I think we forget what that really means so listen to it again " we live in a free country" and that is a powerful idea that is a magnificent way to live but there is a price for that freedom which is sometimes we have to tolerate things we don't necessarily like, so go back into that room where you are free to think whatever you want to think about Larry Flynt and Hustler Magazine but then ask yourselves if you want to make that decision for the rest of us because the freedom that everyone in this room enjoys is in a very real way in your hands and if we start throwing up walls against where some of us think is obscene we may very well wake up one morning and realize that walls have been thrown up in all kinds of places we never expected and we can't see anything or do anything and that's not freedom, that is not freedom so be careful, thank you."

Brett Harrelson as Jimmy Flynt

  • (Brett Harrelson) "You're just stupid dumb briar hopper what made you think you can pull this off anyway?"
  • (Courtney Love) "At least he has balls"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "What he needs is brains"
  • (Courtney Love) "Einstein's speaking I'm so impressed"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "So one more issue and we're wiped out?"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "Yeah"
  • (Courtney Love) "I believe you're the one that got us into this debt in the first place"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You think just because it's your birthday you can be a bitch?"
  • (Courtney Love) "Yeah I think I'm fifty feet tall and you have a needle dick"
  • (Courtney Love) "Don't ever hit me like that, don't talk to me like that I'll go back and I'll eat dog food"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "So after one night she's moving in with you?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "She had it rough, grew up in an orphanage."
  • (Trucker) "Hey buddy, are the guy with the sex paper?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I might be."
  • (Trucker) "I love the pictures how do I subscribe?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Where'd you come up on the newsletter?"
  • (Trucker) "I found it in the bathroom of a gas station, it came in pretty handy."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I'm glad we can help you out but it's not for subscription."

Woody Harrelson as Larry Flynt

  • (Woody Harrelson) "What'd you think?"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "How much do they cost?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Will you forget money for one second what'd you think?"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "What I think depends on how much they cost"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "This is the first Hustler newsletter it's all for the man on the go and man about town here's news service and pictures"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "It's a magazine how are you going to pay for that?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Don't interrupt me when I'm talking"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Opinions are like assholes, everybody's got one."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Look we're not running a flower shop here we're selling the girl so stop playing with all the props and pillows and flowers and just shoot the girl"
  • (Stills Photographer) "Let's go for the leg thing spread your legs a little wider"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "There, that's exactly what we want, that's perfect a woman's vagina has just as much personality as her face"
  • (Stills Photographer) "But you can't show the genitalia"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why not?"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "He's right legally you can't show it"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Shut up"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Are you religious man?"
  • (Stills Photographer) "Yeah"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You believe God created man?"
  • (Stills Photographer) "Yeah"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "And God created woman?"
  • (Stills Photographer) "Yeah"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Surely the same God created her vagina and who are you to defy God? Just shoot it"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "That's good"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "So we're going to pay a million bucks?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why not? If it catches the killer, I think it's worth it. Moving on "asshole of the month""
  • (Courtney Love) "Jerry Falwell"
  • (Crispin Glover) "you always say Jerry Falwell"
  • (Courtney Love) "Jerry Falwell is always an asshole that's why Arlo"
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "how about this month we do Anita Bryant?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "I say Gerald Ford"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "I say Larry Flynt"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah I like that bro everybody thinks I'm an asshole."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Eight million people buy it, and no one reads. Gentleman -- Playboy is mocking you."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Vicki Morgan was Alfred Bloomingdale's mistress and Alfred introduced her to all of Reagan's cabinet buddies and she was a real party girl and they really liked her if you know what I mean: the thing about Vicki she was a little bit "naïve" and she started writing a book about these orgies they were having and then next thing she's murdered but what these white house killers don't realize that Vicki kept some videotapes of these orgies and these videotapes are pure carnality, filthy I have never seen anything, well I have but most people haven't."
  • (Judge Thomas Alva Mantke) "What has this have to do with the DeLorean trial?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Technically nothing but I had those tapes and this tape and it made me think of it"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I oughta move somewhere, where perverts are welcome."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "25 years? All I'm guilty of is bad taste."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why do I have to go to jail to protect your freedom?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Thank you all for coming welcome to my establishment, we welcome Christians in here too."
  • (Unnamed) "I have a man on the line from Italy claiming he has photos of Jackie O"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Put him through"
  • (Unnamed) "Is this Mr. Flynt?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah this Mr. Flynt"
  • (Unnamed) "Listen, I was watching that damn island for four months and one the cabana door opens and out comes Jackie O with nothing on"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Are sure its Jackie O?"
  • (Unnamed) "Yeah sure"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "What'd you see?"
  • (Unnamed) "You see absolutely everything and she's a good one this isn't a Mamie Eisenhower, a regular lady bird"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Oh my God, first p*****"
  • (Georgia Prosecutor) "How could you as a good Christian defend this filth?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I don't have to. It may be wrong in some people's opinion to portray women the way I have, but it's not illegal it may not be the smartest thing to have too much to drink but it's not illegal. Abortion may be more morally "repugnant" but right now but it's not illegal. If you want to change the law that's another discussion but our right to decide for ourselves cannot be restricted. George Orwell said," if liberty means anything it means the right to tell people what they don't want to hear", America is the strongest country in the world today only because it is the freest country and if it ever loses its sight on its basic heritage and the principles involved then we will no longer be free"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "If the First Amendment will protect a scumbag like me, it will protect all of you."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "This is Larry Flynt"
  • (Donna Hanover) "Praise the lord. I've found you"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Hallelujah, what can I help you with?"
  • (Donna Hanover) "We have a mutual friend: a television producer and he suggested we get together. He thought you and I could "hit it off.""
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I don't understand you're an evangelist, I'm a smut peddler"
  • (Donna Hanover) "I don't believe in labels. I believe you and I could teach other a lot, so are you free for dinner tomorrow night?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I have a hectic schedule"
  • (Donna Hanover) "You know what's nice about people like you and me? We can do anything we want."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I run the Hustler strip clubs I'm sure you've heard of them?"
  • (Old Printer) "No."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "That's why I need a newsletter I figure we'd run eight ten pages per issue."
  • (Old Printer) "With nothing but nudity pictures?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah, on nice smooth paper like this"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "."
  • (Old Printer) "That's called "slick"."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Slick yeah."
  • (Old Printer) "But I could get into trouble printing these."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why?"
  • (Old Printer) "Because there are laws you've got to have kind of text like Playboy does."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "There will no more photo spreads of women alone from now on. Sex will be presented in a more natural setting with the man in the picture: a Genesis pictorial for example, Adam and Eve "getting it on" in the Garden of Eden and next month I'd like to have pretty girls floating on big glass crucifixes"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "I plead with you not to do this if you do this, this company is going to be worth nothing"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "What is more obscene: Sex or war?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I got money, which gives me the power to shake up the system."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I don't understand why they singled me out"
  • (Edward Norton) "This case is bigger than just you and your magazine in your case what's a little more troubling is this "organized crime" charge"
  • (Courtney Love) "Organized crime? Larry's not in the mob"
  • (Edward Norton) "I've got to ask you this one time: do you have any connection to organized crime?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Absolutely not"
  • (Edward Norton) "Then this is a completely bulls*** charge but we have to take this seriously because you can conceivably looking at seven to twenty five years in prison."
  • (Courtney Love) "My cousin Bobby shot a preacher in the back, he got six months for it"
  • (Edward Norton) "Can we discuss the fate of Cousin Bobby later? I think we should take this very seriously"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I am serious, I'm taking notes"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "What's wrong?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "The distributer called and unfortunately we had only a twenty five percent sell through"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Someone want to translate that for me?"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "What that means their sending back a hundred fifty thousand copies"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "s***."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You don't want to quit me, I'm your dream client: I'm the most fun, I'm rich, and I'm always in trouble."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "That's good"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "So we're going to pay a million bucks?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why not? If it catches the killer, I think it's worth it. Moving on "asshole of the month""
  • (Courtney Love) "Jerry Falwell"
  • (Crispin Glover) "you always say Jerry Falwell"
  • (Courtney Love) "Jerry Falwell is always an asshole that's why Arlo"
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "how about this month we do Anita Bryant?"
  • (Crispin Glover) "I say Gerald Ford"
  • (Brett Harrelson) "I say Larry Flynt"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah I like that bro, everybody thinks I'm an asshole."
  • (Vincent Schiavelli) "that's true"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "is that right?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "What's your name?"
  • (Courtney Love) "Jane"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "We have a policy in this club I have a suspicion that you're not of age"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "this could cost me my liquor license I'd have to close that shop and fire a lot of people"
  • (Courtney Love) "I am one second one millimeter one second from being legal"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Well, I'd have to ask you to come back when that second and millimeter is up"
  • (Courtney Love) "That'd be tomorrow morning then"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I like the way you dance don't get me wrong"
  • (Courtney Love) "Can I ask you a question?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Shoot"
  • (Courtney Love) "I heard you slept with every single girl in every one of your clubs as sort of a prerequisite I was wondering if that was true"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Well it isn't entirely untrue if that's what you mean"
  • (Courtney Love) "I'm curious why you haven't taken a stab at me?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I just met you five minutes ago"
  • (Courtney Love) "Come on one more time"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "One more time? Even Superman has his limits"
  • (Courtney Love) "That's the problem with men your batteries run out women's batteries never run out"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Well, then go f*** a woman then"
  • (Courtney Love) "I do f*** women"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Excuse me?"
  • (Courtney Love) "You are not the only one in this club that has slept every girl in this club"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Good hardworking news dealers are being threatened and intimidated: if that's not censorship I don't know what is. What we're going to do is I'm going to pay this news dealer one thousand dollars. I am renting this store for the next twenty fours. I am in charge now and if anybody wants to purchase a copy of Hustler Magazine"
  • (Crispin Glover) "Mr. Flynt, may I please buy a copy of Hustler Magazine?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yes you can sir, here is the Hustler Magazine I'm selling to this gentleman."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Murder is illegal but if you take a picture of somebody committing the act of murder they'll put you on the cover of Newsweek, you might even win a Pulitzer Prize and yet sex is legal everybody is "doing it" or everybody wants to be "doing it". Yet if you take a picture of two people in the act of sex or if you take a picture of a woman's naked body and they'll put you in jail. Now I have a message for all you good moral Christian people who are complaining that breasts and vaginas are obscene, but don't complain to me, complain to the manufacturer and Jesus told us not to judge, I know you're going to judge anyway so judge sanely, judge with your eyes open. Politicians and demigods like to say sexually explicit material corrupts the youth of our country yet they lie, cheat, steal and start unholy wars. I think the real obscenity comes from raising our youth to believe that sex is bad and ugly and dirty yet it is growing, To go spill guts and blood in the most ghastly manner in the name of humanity. With all the taboos attached to sex it's no wonder we have the problems we have, it's no wonder why we're angry and violent genocidal."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Give a big hand to Alison from Tennessee"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "thank you Jimmy I don't know if all of you feel the way I do right now but we deliver the finest ladies in southern Ohio don't you think? And now give a warm welcome to Hilary and Melissa they're here all the way from Paris and London -- Kentucky."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I turned the whole world into a tabloid."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "She ain't bad. She ain't legal either."
  • (Brett Harrelson) "Yes she is, I saw her ID."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Look, you stupid briar-hopper, my dog could get an ID -- from my goat."

Crispin Glover as Arlo

  • (Crispin Glover) "I've got bad news: Georgia prosecutor arrested a few news dealers for selling Hustler Magazine and other retailers are getting nervous so their taking off our magazines off their stands"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Fuel the jet and alert the Georgia media that "the Calvary is on the way""

Larry Flynt as Judge Morrissey - Cincinnati Court

  • (Larry Flynt) "Do you have anything to say before I sentence you?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Your honor, you have not made one intelligent decision during the course of this trial and I don't expect one now: knock yourself out."

Courtney Love as Althea

  • (Courtney Love) "I've had an epiphany once, Larry. When my daddy shot my entire family in the head, and I was the only one to identify the bodies, and I was sent to an orphanage full of good Christian nuns who shoved my face into their pussies with their cruxifixes on for eight god**** years."
  • (Courtney Love) "I got an idea, how about the Wizard of Oz? Dorothy is laying there in Kansas, there's the Tin Man, the scarecrow, and the lion and their all gang banging her? I was thinking maybe even Toto?"
  • (Courtney Love) "Larry, I don't to work at the magazine anymore. People there don't listen me and they don't talk to me. They're afraid of me and they don't shake my hand -- Larry, I went to Dr. Robert and -- he told me that I was sick. I mean, sick, sick. I mean, I've got AIDS, Larry."
  • (Courtney Love) "take off your pants"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Why?"
  • (Courtney Love) "Because I've never f***ed a millionaire before"
  • (Courtney Love) "Her tits look nice"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "They look nice but they don't look real. I don't understand this magazine fuzzy pictures, articles on I don't know what the hell their talking about"
  • (Courtney Love) "No I was not surprised by the verdict at all, we had a stupid judge, an uptight prosecutor. I'm not ashamed of Larry, I'd never be ashamed of Larry. I'd rather have a man that stands up to what he believes in, of course I'm not happy he's going to prison."
  • (Courtney Love) "You said yourself it's not so bad being poor."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "f*** you Althea, you go be poor."
  • (Courtney Love) "Hi baby."
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You look so beautiful."
  • (Courtney Love) "How are you?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I miss you."
  • (Courtney Love) "I miss you too, you got any girlfriends in here? You got calluses on your hands?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I fantasize about you all the time"
  • (Courtney Love) "Our bed is so empty, what can I do to get you out of here?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Isaacman says this is no way it's going to hold up"
  • (Courtney Love) "What if he's wrong? What if you don't get out until the year two thousand and I'm old fat and ugly and you don't love me anymore"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "You will never be old fat and ugly I promise you"

James Carville as Simon Leis

  • (James Carville) "Good morning ladies and gentlemen. Before we begin, I must apologize for the unpleasantness of this task. What you are about to see is going to take your breath away. Hustler magazine depicts men and women posed together in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts women and women posed in a lewd and shameful manner. Hustler magazine depicts Santa Claus posed in a lewd and shameful manner."
  • (James Carville) "Mr. Flynt, can you please turn to page 77? Can you describe to the jury what is on that page, please sir?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "It's a picture of Santa Claus."
  • (James Carville) "What is Santa Claus doing?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "He's talking to Mrs. Claus, and holding in his hand what appears to be a large, erect penis."
  • (James Carville) "And could you read the caption underneath that cartoon, please?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) ""This is what I've got to ho-ho-ho about.""
  • (James Carville) "Do you think the founding fathers had a cartoon like this in mind when they wrote the first amendment to our Constitution?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "No but I don't think they had Playboy in mind or people either for that matter because I saw a couple of four letter words in there a few weeks back."
  • (James Carville) "But isn't a community allowed to set its own standards?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "No that's just the disguise for censorship. This country belongs to me just as much it belongs to you, if you don't like Hustler Magazine, don't read it."
  • (James Carville) "I don't but what about our innocent children that gaze upon it in our grocery stores?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "If a kid gets caught drinking beer in a tavern, we don't ban Budweiser across the nation."

Burt Neuborne as Roy Grutman

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James Cromwell as Charles Keating

  • (James Cromwell) "A teacher educates our children and they become model citizens the clergymen preaches we find spiritually my bank gives loans and homes get built but now there's a new darker influence in Cincinnati and we cannot hide from this. Descent people are being corrupted look what happened to our fine governor we cannot relent we must prevent the destruction of the soul of our country"

Richard Paul as Jerry Falwell

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Donna Hanover as Ruth Carter Stapleton

  • (Donna Hanover) "Do you go to church?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Yeah particularly the big holidays Christmas, Easter, New Year's Eve"
  • (Donna Hanover) "New Year's Eve?"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "They don't have church on New Year's Eve? Ok you've proven I'm a liar, I never go"
  • (Donna Hanover) "It's not important, that's only a ritual and I believe going straight to the teachings of Jesus"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "Would you call yourself a "faith healer"?"
  • (Donna Hanover) "Goodness no, I do spiritual healing. I don't mend bones, I mend troubled souls"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "That's a relief because I though you would be one of those fakes, scare the kids "wicked this, wicked that""
  • (Donna Hanover) ""Hell fire", damnation", that sort of thing? That kind of talk is almost "unforgiveable""
  • (Woody Harrelson) "I'd say we have something in common"
  • (Donna Hanover) "Actually there's something else we have in common"
  • (Woody Harrelson) "What's that?"
  • (Donna Hanover) "We're both trying to release people from sexual repression"

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