The Perfect Score Quotes

The Perfect Score is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . The Perfect Score completed its run in 1970.

It features Roger Birnbaum as producer, John Murphy (composer) in charge of musical score, and Clark Mathis as head of cinematography.

The Perfect Score is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Perfect Score is 93 minutes long. The Perfect Score is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Erika Christensen as Anna, Leonardo Nam as Roy, Scarlett Johansson as Francesca, Bryan Greenberg as Matty, Chris Evans as Kyle, and Matthew Lillard as Larry.

The Perfect Score Quotes

Scarlett Johansson as Francesca

• (Scarlett Johansson) "You told Anna Ross?"
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Yeah. Kyle said he had a "feeling" about her."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Hey, was the feeling anywhere near your crotch?"

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Remember when you said that you were great at being Sandy's boyfriend? Well, you weren't."
• (Bryan Greenberg) "That's nice, Francesca. Why don't you just rub it in a little --"
• (Scarlett Johansson) "You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. You just found someone who would let you be OK with yourself."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Ok, I'll go first. I'm here to make new friends. Oh, and for the wine."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "Just because they keep getting younger doesn't mean you will."

• (Scarlett Johansson) "You look like a slut. I like it."

Leonardo Nam as Roy

• (Leonardo Nam) "Francesca Curtis. Talk about your forbidden fruit."

• (Unnamed) "Well, Roy, this is our dinnertime. We don't interrupt YOUR dinnertime, do we?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Uh -- I don't have dinnertime."

• (Unnamed) "Who created the test? Rich, white guys. Who scored highest on the test?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Asian chicks. Middle-class Asian girls who watch less than an hour of TV a day -- they can't drive, but they kick the s*** out of the SAT."

• (Leonardo Nam) "I'm the ghost, man. I hear things, and I see things. But no one hears or sees me."

• (Leonardo Nam) "Next year at Harvard, SAT is gonna stand for Stoned And Toasted."

• (Unnamed) "You're a smart boy, Roy. So why are you doing a stupid thing like drugs? Hmm?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Err -- something to do."

• (Leonardo Nam) "Desmond Rhodes. All city. But his grades are s***ty."

Matthew Lillard as Larry

• (Matthew Lillard) "I don't live at home, I live above the garage. It's a whole separate dwelling -- I've got my own phone line."

• (Matthew Lillard) "Hey Kyle, word of advice --"
• (Chris Evans) "Why not?"
• (Matthew Lillard) "Never take advice from someone who lives above a garage."

Bryan Greenberg as Matty

• (Bryan Greenberg) "I'm sorry -- I didn't mean it."
• (Scarlett Johansson) "Then why did you say it?"
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Because she doesn't call anymore."

• (Bryan Greenberg) "Did you happen to see my dad's truck in the driveway when you drove up? It's the one with the large crapper on the top of it. It doesn't say Matthew's Septic on it Kyle. It says Matthew and Son's Septic. If I don't get into Maryland my life is s*** -- literally. And its not even my own s***."

• (Bryan Greenberg) "This is never gonna work."
• (Chris Evans) "It'll be okay."
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Yeah, we're going to be great. I mean, all-state's phone is ringing off the hook here, and --"
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Roy's trying to smoke Larry's comforter."

• (Unnamed) "I'm here cuz the SAT is racist."
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Well, that didn't take long, did it?"
• (Unnamed) "What, you don't think so? Who made the test? Rich white guys. Who scored the highest on the test?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Asian chicks. Middle-class asian girls who watch less than an hour of television a day. They can't drive, but they can kick the s*** out of the SAT."

Erika Christensen as Anna

• (Erika Christensen) "If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "You know, people get paid to do this; to think of the game and create the characters." Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he -- bites their faces off."
• (Leonardo Nam) "It's pretty cool huh?"
• (Erika Christensen) "So you'd design video games?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Nah, I'd kinda like to be Blanka."

• (Erika Christensen) "I've never done anything. I've never broken curfew, or cut class -- or made out on a rooftop."

• (Erika Christensen) "Why do you smoke pot?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "Something to do."

• (Erika Christensen) "Do I look like I need the answers?"
• (Leonardo Nam) "You look like you need a PIMP."

Chris Evans as Kyle

• (Chris Evans) "It's a victimless crime."
• (Erika Christensen) "Okay, hypothetical situation: You're driving, it's late, you get to a red light in the middle of nowhere. Do you run the light?"
• (Erika Christensen) "You see? You don't. You wait. Because a victimless crime is still a crime. It isn't worth it."
• (Chris Evans) "Maybe it is. Maybe I run it. It depends."
• (Erika Christensen) "On what?"
• (Chris Evans) "Am I trying to get somewhere important?"

• (Chris Evans) "Do you even know what SAT stands for?"
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Suck Ass Test?"
• (Chris Evans) "Scholastic Aptitude Test. Then they got rid of that altogether. You know what it stands for now?"
• (Bryan Greenberg) "Humph."
• (Chris Evans) "SAT."
• (Bryan Greenberg) "What?"
• (Chris Evans) "SAT stands for SAT. That's it."
• (Bryan Greenberg) "That's f***ed up."

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