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The Pest (1997 film) Quotes

The Pest (1997 film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Pest stopped airing in 1970.

It features Bill Sheinberg as producer, Kevin Kiner in charge of musical score, and Roy H. Wagner as head of cinematography.

The Pest (1997 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Pest (1997 film) is 85 minutes long. The Pest (1997 film) is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: John Leguizamo as Pest, Tom McCleister as Leo, Edoardo Ballerini as Himmel, Charles Hallahan as Angus, Tammy Townsend as Xantha, Aries Spears as Chubby, Jeffrey Jones as Gustav, and Aries Spears as Chubbs.

The Pest (1997 film) Quotes

John Leguizamo as Pest

  • (John Leguizamo) "I'm sorry. I couldn't make it to the newspaper."
  • (John Leguizamo) "I'm "ridiculiculous." Like a booger I stick to this."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Love, peace and chicken grease."
  • (John Leguizamo) "One stinky dinky, Ah ha ha."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Two stinky dinky,"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Ah ha ha."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Excuse me, but; ahh. Why do I gotta look like something out of "Jungle Book" and you guys all get the nice Banana Republic stuff?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Later, masturbator."
  • (John Leguizamo) ""The United States of -- Germany." Wow, somebody's a sore loser."
  • (John Leguizamo) "So, you started a few wars. a-ite? Okay, you actually you started every war, but I mean who's counting; it's not like you ever won one, right?"
  • (Tom McCleister) "Ve kicked France's ass."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Oh please, like who hasn't?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Fear not. The Pest line shall continue. My childrens have been savededed."
  • (John Leguizamo) "O MY GOD. Quacky. Quacky. What have they dided to you?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Which one is he?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the slickest of them all? It's the schemin'est, keenest scam artist. GOD, IT'S SO HARD TO BE MODEST."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Aaahhh, now I'm nice and limber."
  • (John Leguizamo) "So -- uh -- what was your snake's name?"
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "Cocteau."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Coc-teau? Like the French playwright?"
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "Nein -- After my two favorite body parts."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Whether 'tis nobler in the mind --"
  • (John Leguizamo) "-- to suffer the slings and arrows --"
  • (John Leguizamo) "-- of outrageous fortune --"
  • (John Leguizamo) "I'm in the mood to scam, simply because I can."
  • (John Leguizamo) "-- I hope you get violated by pig monkey men in the woods."
  • (Mr. Cheung) "How come I don't undastand any of your Chinese?"
  • (John Leguizamo) "I from Souff. Is a diffwent diawect."
  • (Mr. Cheung) "Oh really? Well, I'm from Souff too."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Well, I from FAR, FAR, FAR, far Souff."

Charles Hallahan as Angus

  • (Charles Hallahan) "Today is Monday. I want all the money you owe me by Wednesday or I'm going to kill your whole family."
  • (John Leguizamo) "How 'bout Thursday and you just take out a cousin?"

Tammy Townsend as Xantha

  • (Tammy Townsend) "Anything you have to say to me -- you can say it in front of Malaria."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Anything?"
  • (Tammy Townsend) "Anything."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Alright. Malaria's got mossy teeth, dandruff, and a fat butt."
  • (Tammy Townsend) "PEST."
  • (Malaria) "These jeans make me look fat."
  • (John Leguizamo) "Ah no, Malaria, your fat butt makes you look fat."

Tom McCleister as Leo

  • (Tom McCleister) "Ah, the tracking device I placed in his underwear seems to be working."
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "Why does Leo get all the good jobs?"

Edoardo Ballerini as Himmel

  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "But I don't want to make the kill. I want to be a hair dresser, write musicals."
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "Don't flatter me."
  • (John Leguizamo) "OK, your feet stink, your nose is point and your mother dresses you funny."
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to bore you with the defining trauma of my life."

Jeffrey Jones as Gustav

  • (Jeffrey Jones) "Couldn't you have picked a better car?"
  • (Edoardo Ballerini) "I thought you'd like it. It's German."
  • (Jeffrey Jones) "Haven't you ever heard of BMW, idiot?"

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