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The Pink Panther Strikes Again Quotes

The Pink Panther Strikes Again is a TV show that debuted in 1970 . The Pink Panther Strikes Again ended its run in 1970.

It features Blake Edwards as producer, Henry Mancini in charge of musical score, and Harry Waxman as head of cinematography.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of The Pink Panther Strikes Again is 103 minutes long. The Pink Panther Strikes Again is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Peter Sellers as Clouseau, Graham Stark as Hotel Clerk, André Maranne as Francois, Herbert Lom as Dreyfus, Briony McRoberts as Dr. Fassbender, Michael Robbins as Ainsley Jarvis, Briony McRoberts as Margo Fassbender, Lesley-Anne Down as Olga Bariosova, and Leonard Rossiter as Quinlan.

The Pink Panther Strikes Again Quotes

Peter Sellers as Clouseau

  • (Peter Sellers) "Allow me to assist you."
  • (Herbert Lom) "No. I'm fine. Never better. Just a little -- a little shaky. Probably the shock of -- I mean, the surprise of seeing you here again today."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Good evening commissioner. How are you, how is madame and all the little Commissioners?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "What did you say your name was?"
  • (Mr. Shork) "Shork."
  • (Peter Sellers) "The cook."
  • (Mr. Shork) "Gardener."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Ah, now we're getting somewhere."
  • (Peter Sellers) "You."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Relax. I'll get it."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Hello? -- Yes. There is a beautiful woman in my bed, and a dead man in my bath."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Look, there is no need for you to speak unless I ask you a question. What is your name?"
  • (Mr. Shork) "I'm Shork, the gardener."
  • (Peter Sellers) "What is it you do?"
  • (Mr. Shork) "I'm the gardener."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Then why didn't you say that to me in the first place?"
  • (Mr. Shork) "I did."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Don't try to be funny with me, monsieur."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Tell me do you have a reum?"
  • (Graham Stark) "I do not know what a 'reum' is."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Zimmer."
  • (Graham Stark) "Ah, a 'room'."
  • (Peter Sellers) "That is what I have been saying, you idiot. Reum. Zimmer."
  • (Peter Sellers) "There is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling."
  • (Mrs. Japonica) "Murder?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "What was that you said?"
  • (Mrs. Japonica) "I said "murder"."
  • (Peter Sellers) "What murder?"
  • (Mrs. Japonica) "I-I-I don't know, y-you said "murder"."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I said murder? You said murder."
  • (Mrs. Japonica) "No, I said murder because You said murder."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I said murder?"
  • (Mr. Shork) "You said there is someone in this room who knows more about the murder than he is telling."
  • (Peter Sellers) "A beekeeper who has lost his voice, a cook who thinks he's a gardener, and a witness to a murder."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I was known as the Pavlova of the parallels. Oh, yes."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Yes, it's all coming back now."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Ah yes, I remember it --"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Aagh. Well, that felt good."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Does your dog bite?"
  • (Graham Stark) "No."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Nice doggie."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I thought you said your dog did not bite."
  • (Graham Stark) "That is not my dog."
  • (Peter Sellers) "You have received a beump on the head."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Beump?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "What?"
  • (Herbert Lom) "You said beump."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Yes, I know that. It is a large beump. You could receive the concussion from such a beump."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I'm afraid today is just not your day, my friend."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Oh, but it is. It is, my "friend" after three, long terrible years it is AT LAST my day. I will not permit, "repeat," not permit anything -- "repeat" anything to spoil it. Now, I will walk you to the gate, to the car which should rightfully be mine. And then I will kiss you goodbye."
  • (Herbert Lom) "And then I will have my meeting with the sanity commission, and they will set me free. And then --"
  • (Herbert Lom) "I will kill you."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Francois. Start the car."
  • (Herbert Lom) "KILL YOU. KILL YOU."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Are you alright, former chief inspector?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Is there anybody hiding there in the dark?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Oh, yes. It is obvious to my trained eye, that there is much more going on here than meets the ear. Before you are dismissed, Mr. Stiffsticker, I suggest you count your bees. May find one of them is missing."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Well now, I expect you're all wondering why I asked you here"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Cato. You imbecile, not now Cato."
  • (Peter Sellers) "This is a very serious matter, and everyone is this reum is under the suspicions."
  • (Unnamed) "Reum?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "What was that?"
  • (Unnamed) "You said 'reum'?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "Yes, I know that."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Now then, what do we know? One, that Professor Fassbinder and his daughter have been kidnapped. Two, that someone has kidnapped them. Three, that my hand is on fire."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Hello -- It's Dr. Schirtz from the village, you know."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Most ingenious. The old closet ploy. I really must congratulate you. If there's one thing I do enjoy, it's a good closet ploy."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Of course it won't be easy; nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

Herbert Lom as Dreyfus

  • (Herbert Lom) "Every day and in every way, I am getting better, and better."
  • (Herbert Lom) "He has pulled the wrong tooth. There's only one man who would pull the wrong tooth. It's Clouseau. Kill him. Kill him."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Compared to Clouseau, this doomsday machine is just a water pistol."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. One. Ignition."
  • (Herbert Lom) "OW. My eye."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Your eye? I thought it was your tooth."
  • (Herbert Lom) "Hmm? It IS my tooth."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I wish you'd make your mind up; I don't normally make castle-calls in the middle of the night yeu kneuw."

Leonard Rossiter as Quinlan

  • (Leonard Rossiter) "You'll need help."
  • (Peter Sellers) "I prefer to do this alone."
  • (Leonard Rossiter) "Yes, but if Dreyfus is what we suspect, he probably has an army behind him."
  • (Peter Sellers) "No, of course it won't be easy, but nothing worthwhile ever is. That is why I have always failed where others have succeeded."

Lesley-Anne Down as Olga Bariosova

  • (Lesley-Anne Down) "Do you think you could fall in love with an ex-Russian agent?"
  • (Lesley-Anne Down) "I gave Cato the night off."
  • (Peter Sellers) "But what has happened to my reum?"

André Maranne as Francois

  • (André Maranne) "Do you know what kind of a bomb it was?"
  • (Peter Sellers) "The exploding kind."

Briony McRoberts as Margo Fassbender

  • (Briony McRoberts) "What are you going to do?"
  • (Herbert Lom) "Something so very, very painful, so hideous, your father will have no choice but to cooperate."
  • (Briony McRoberts) "No."

Michael Robbins as Ainsley Jarvis

  • (Unnamed) "Something wrong, Ainsley?"
  • (Michael Robbins) "No of course not, Bruno. The Inspector here was just warning me that I had to watch my step. You see, back in France, he's known as King of the Tango."
  • (Peter Sellers) "Tango?"
  • (Michael Robbins) "Oh, I'd love to."

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