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The Pirates of Somalia (film) Quotes

The Pirates of Somalia (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . The Pirates of Somalia completed its run in 1970.

It features Claude Dal Farra as producer, Andrew Feltenstein in charge of musical score, and Scott Henriksen as head of cinematography.

The Pirates of Somalia (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of The Pirates of Somalia (film) is 118 minutes long. The Pirates of Somalia (film) is distributed by Echo Bridge Home Entertainment.

The cast includes: Al Pacino as Seymour Tolbin, Evan Peters as Jay Bahadur, Melanie Griffith as Maria Bahadur, Jojo Gonzalez as Jojo, Barkhad Abdi as Abdi, Philip Ettinger as Alex, Darron Meyer as Mitch Kelp, and Sabrina Hassan as Maryan.

The Pirates of Somalia (film) Quotes

Evan Peters as Jay Bahadur

  • (Evan Peters) "I'm gonna go to Somalia and write a book on the pirates."
  • (Melanie Griffith) "Somalia?"
  • (Jojo Gonzalez) "AIDS."
  • (Evan Peters) "AIDS?"
  • (Jojo Gonzalez) "Isn't that a problem there?"
  • (Evan Peters) "I'm going to write about the pirates dad, not sleep with them."
  • (Evan Peters) "caawa waxaan cabbeynaa."
  • (Al Pacino) "That's Somali?"
  • (Evan Peters) "Yes."
  • (Al Pacino) "What does it mean?"
  • (Evan Peters) ""Tonight, we drink.""
  • (Al Pacino) "Oh, that's good to hear. I thought you were gonna say, "Tonight, we f***.""
  • (Evan Peters) "Assalamu-ciao"
  • (Evan Peters) "That's me behind the wheel -- Jay Bahadur, proud college graduate of the class of 2007 -- arguably the worst year since the Great Depression to graduate school."
  • (Supermarket Guy) "You drove all the way from Toronto to ask questions about napkins?"
  • (Evan Peters) "Premium napkins."
  • (Supermarket Guy) "I thought my job sucked."
  • (Evan Peters) "What's the effects?"
  • (Barkhad Abdi) "Makes some people want to have sex -- others are very talkative."
  • (Evan Peters) "Ugh."
  • (Evan Peters) "I never understood cigars."
  • (Evan Peters) "Name's Bahadur, here to see Dr. Fleshman about my back."
  • (Katlyn) "Have you ever been here before?"
  • (Evan Peters) "No."
  • (Katlyn) "All right, you'll just need to fill out these forms."
  • (Evan Peters) "Right."
  • (Katlyn) "You okay?"
  • (Evan Peters) "Yeah, I just hurt my back, figured I'd get a jump on being a senior citizen."
  • (Al Pacino) "So, you busting on grey hairs? To make a move on Kaitlyn, eh?"
  • (Evan Peters) "Excuse me?"
  • (Al Pacino) "That's all right, I understand -- I'd take down all of humanity just to bang her."
  • (Evan Peters) "I am scared, Abdi. s***, man, I mean, there's no other way -- I hope you understand that."
  • (Barkhad Abdi) "This is the path you choose as a man -- It's not for me to understand."

Al Pacino as Seymour Tolbin

  • (Al Pacino) "You read too much -- f*** more girls, instead."
  • (Al Pacino) "f*** Harvard."

Sabrina Hassan as Maryan

  • (Sabrina Hassan) "Well -- this is my number -- Don't text me. I like voices."
  • (Sabrina Hassan) "This card bears my name. What does it say?"
  • (Evan Peters) "You don't read English?"
  • (Sabrina Hassan) "Not so well."
  • (Evan Peters) "That card says that, um, you're the hottest drug dealer in the world."
  • (Sabrina Hassan) "Is that what it says?"
  • (Evan Peters) "Yes."
  • (Sabrina Hassan) "I like that."

Barkhad Abdi as Abdi

  • (Barkhad Abdi) "There is so much to write about in this country."

Darron Meyer as Mitch Kelp

  • (Darron Meyer) "We don't have a single source in Somalia, and I'm sure as s*** not gonna get my ass shot over there trying to find out what would possess these, um -- Possess these crackheads to take an unarmed tanker."
  • (Unnamed) "Hmm. Well, Mitch, word here is our corporate insurance policy wouldn't cover you in that hellhole, and they'd hate to have a lawsuit from your family on their hands when they mail you back in pieces."
  • (Darron Meyer) "Thank corporate for being so considerate, Chrissy -- Back to you."
  • (Unnamed) "So until we can find one crazy motherf***er to head over to Somalia and find out what's going on, we'll continue to take uneducated guesses as to who these pirates are."

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