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The Platinum Rule (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

The Platinum Rule (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . The Platinum Rule completed its run in 1970.

The Platinum Rule (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "He's a hockey player and I'm Canadian. I can't help it. If he was missing some teeth I probably would've already hit that."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "We can split a cab to work together, we always have a standing lunch date, and last night, at the hockey game, Curt got us into the locker room and I met Mason Raymond."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Left wing for the Vancouver Canucks."
  • (Barney Stinson) "What's the opposite of name-dropping?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Club soda can get anything off."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "This is New York, we don't talk to the neighbors. We say hello as we pass them in the hall, we call the police when we haven't seen them for a while and there's a weird smell coming from their apartment, and that's it."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "And now, here's Curt 'The Ironman' Irons with sports."
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Curt. Curt?"
  • (Curt 'Ironman' Irons) "Well, the Knicks lost. It's sad, really. They had a real shot. Then out of nowhere, game over. And why? Why, Robin?"
  • (Robin Scherbatsky) "Well, their preliminary shooting has been a little off this season --"
  • (Curt 'Ironman' Irons) "The Knicks lost because they were afraid of getting hurt. So they didn't even try. Well, you know what I think? I think the Knicks didn't deserve my love to begin with. The Knicks suck."
  • (Barney) "My Own Bar. I can't hit on women in my own bar. Remember the old Barney? He was a lion. The king of the jungle. Stalking whatever prey he chose. Going in for the kill."
  • (Ted) "You've got a whole meat locker at home full of corpses, don't you?"
  • (Barney) "Now look at me. Declawed, neutered. What was once my jungle is now my zoo and I am forced to mate with the same old lioness -- again and again while families pay to watch."
  • (Ted) "Yeah this metaphors really falling apart"
  • (Barney) "Put a bell around my neck and scratch my belly kids -- for I am just a docile house cat now. Meow"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Step Four is Purg; wait for it -- wait for it -- keep waiting until you realize there's no escape; atory."
  • (Barney Stinson) "You've heard of the Golden Rule, "Love Thy Neighbor"?"
  • (Ted Mosby) "Actually, the Golden Rule is "Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Done To You" It's from a little thing called The Bible?"
  • (Barney Stinson) "Ted, dude. I had this whole thing where the Golden Rule is "Love Thy Neighbor", so bear with me, okay? You know the Golden Rule, but what you don't know is that there's a rule above it, The Platinum Rule: You can love your neighbor, but under no circumstances do you ever, ever, ever, ever love thy neighbor."
  • (Ted Mosby) "Take a good look, guys. Get ready to kiss it goodbye."
  • (Lily Aldrin) "Oh, Ted. Now how will we know you're a stripper from Vegas with daddy issues?"

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